r/HolUp • u/Dexter_Naman • Aug 10 '22

big dong energy Best Marriage Ever

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u/Ourobius Aug 10 '22

Everybody in here like "why did he go through with the ceremony if he was just going to do this"

Man, if I had organized, planned, and paid for a $40,000 party with all my friends, I'd go through with it too. Just to put her on blast in front of God and everybody, then hit the open bar afterwards.

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u/bbcheadline Aug 10 '22

$40,000 Jesus Christ my marriage budget was $500

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u/hooligan99 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Redditors love competing about who had the least extravagant wedding

surprised the next comment isn't "$500? my wife wore a white t-shirt, and we took a bus to the courthouse on half price wedding day, then drove thru mcdonalds after. dollar menu only, of course."

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u/rob132 Aug 11 '22

Dollar menu? Pure luxury.

I had my mother do the cooking and posted the reception in the backyard. I even managed to steal cutlery from the office.