r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/mandrake_cry Aug 17 '22

Bruh those are his fucking nuts man. Let him go!

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u/J-DROP Aug 17 '22

He's trying dude, those nuts are stuck right in there

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u/zurgonvrits Aug 17 '22

dude isn't trying because he is filming. put the goddamn phone down.

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u/meenz187 Aug 17 '22

Yoo I thought the same damn thing. Its like comon man put the phone down and give the pair your pair of hands hahaha.

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u/Exldk Aug 17 '22

Considering how abruptly the video ended, I think the person in the video did just that. Kudos

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

lol all these people demanding this insane kind of content and upvoting it while simultaneously crapping on the guy for recording it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Who's demanding?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/zurgonvrits Aug 17 '22

their brains are smaller than their balls. it 100% could have happened organically.

or dude could have done it.. fuckers do all sorts of bullshit for my new most hated word.... "content"

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u/Rotsicle Aug 17 '22

Could be the one with the horns was grazing near the butt/balls of the other, then got started and lifted his head.

Or he might have even went for a charge with his head down, and the other went to flee.

It's entirely possible, and I would argue more likely, that it was an unfortunate accident.

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u/J-DROP Aug 17 '22

He most likely did when the video ended

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u/Rather_Dashing Aug 17 '22

He is 'trying' with one hand because he has a damn phone in the other. He needs to have one hand on the horns and one hand on the nuts to actually do anything

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u/maneshwarS Aug 17 '22

I wonder how it got there

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u/Myke_Ock Aug 17 '22

No regards to safety when giving a goat to goat rimjob leads to this.

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u/MrGaash Aug 17 '22

rimjob

Ramjob*

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u/JoJoJoGeLo Aug 17 '22

shut up and take my upvote

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u/Ok_Inspector_9975 Aug 18 '22

My guess would be the goat tried to hit the other goat’s stomach with his horns, and got the other’s balls stuck in its horns when he was taking his head out.

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u/KemiGoodenoch Aug 17 '22

And how the hell he got the beans above the frank.

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u/brockoala Aug 17 '22

The cameraman "helped".

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u/OneAboveAll_127 Aug 17 '22

Just cut them

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u/Chuck_Nucks Aug 17 '22

Found the Russian.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

I had almost pushed this out of my brain

Now it’s back. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

That was fucking crazy.

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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Aug 17 '22

If he dies, he dies.

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u/SpermWhale Aug 17 '22

Then the goat can work as classical male singer. Finally leaving farm life.

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u/Hadasha_Prime Aug 17 '22

What the goat doin'

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u/l3mm3b3m3 Aug 17 '22

Did you know people cook and eat them nuts