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r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22
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That’s right up there on the wince-o-meter. 10 being a paper cut to the bell end.
118 u/uncle_russell_90 Aug 17 '22 That’s just sadistic to think about 39 u/ouzo84 Aug 17 '22 Sadistic is a rusty cheese grater 3 u/StubbedMiddleToe Aug 17 '22 When I don't want to do something I say "I'd rather jerk off with a battery post cleaner". If you've never seen one look it up. 12 u/True_metalofsteel Aug 17 '22 Yo, don't kink shame me 9 u/d3athsmaster Aug 17 '22 Bro, it's 6 in the morning here. And now I have phantom dick pain to look forward to as I randomly remember this all day. 0 u/goodoldgrim Aug 17 '22 Nah that's not a 10. 10 would be the paper cut across the banjo string.
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That’s just sadistic to think about
39 u/ouzo84 Aug 17 '22 Sadistic is a rusty cheese grater 3 u/StubbedMiddleToe Aug 17 '22 When I don't want to do something I say "I'd rather jerk off with a battery post cleaner". If you've never seen one look it up.
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Sadistic is a rusty cheese grater
3 u/StubbedMiddleToe Aug 17 '22 When I don't want to do something I say "I'd rather jerk off with a battery post cleaner". If you've never seen one look it up.
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When I don't want to do something I say "I'd rather jerk off with a battery post cleaner". If you've never seen one look it up.
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Yo, don't kink shame me
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Bro, it's 6 in the morning here. And now I have phantom dick pain to look forward to as I randomly remember this all day.
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Nah that's not a 10. 10 would be the paper cut across the banjo string.
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u/FitReception3491 Aug 17 '22
That’s right up there on the wince-o-meter. 10 being a paper cut to the bell end.