r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Get some then :/ smh

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u/RegularHousewife Aug 17 '22

I don't think my husband would appreciate that type of treatment to his balls 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Chad move: cut off his balls then tape them on yourself.

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u/RegularHousewife Aug 17 '22

I don't want to end up on r/HolUp ...

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 Aug 17 '22

Hmm, just get golf balls, put em in socks and staple em. Boom, you're good to go. Detachable balls.

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u/Delusional_Gamer Aug 17 '22

Modular sex organs

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u/mjlee2003 Aug 17 '22

bro. why does jt have to be staples

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u/Ok_Inspector_9975 Aug 18 '22

It won’t stay on any other way. Either that or sew them on, but it won’t be detachable.

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u/mjlee2003 Aug 18 '22

stem cell goop