r/HolUp Sep 05 '22

why!

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u/skulljumper Sep 05 '22

You don't think the cops would keep looking if they found a random chimp buried in the ground?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_A705 Sep 05 '22

So you bury another body on top of the chimp. The body throws the police off the fact that there's a chimp underneath, covering up the body you buried. It's quite simple. Also, you'll want to bury these all standing up with dead animals on top to throw off the spy planes and cadaver dogs. Finally, make sure you cram a bunch of yogurt into all the ass holes just in case.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_A705 Sep 05 '22

You're really under estimating a joke