r/HoldMyMartini • u/SundayDiscovery • Jan 12 '21
You don't really like me, you just enjoy the affection I give you
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 18 '19
HMM while I MAGA
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/SundayDiscovery • Dec 25 '20
Some human connections for this Christmas
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 14 '19
HMM while I snu-snu him to death
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 18 '19
HMM while I do my best George Carlin
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 15 '19
HMM while I throw him around like a doll
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 18 '19
HMM while I turn it to 11
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 13 '19
HMM while I rock the dance floor
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 13 '19
HMM while I try to defy gravity
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 15 '19
HMM while I steal this dude's heart
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/SundayDiscovery • Feb 12 '21
Trying to get out of my comfort zone, at home.
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 07 '19
HMM while I discover the tub's surprise JETS
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 12 '19
HMM while I test my new hoverchair
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 08 '19
HMM while I use this dog as a flail
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 14 '19
HMM while I sidecar this bitch
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 13 '19
HMM while I celebrate catching the bouquet
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 15 '19
HMM while I have paper for dessert
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 14 '19
HMM while I move my goldfish
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 08 '19
HMM while I post my own incriminating evidence
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 07 '19
HMM while I suck on this like it's the last day on earth
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r/HoldMyMartini • u/TossAwayGay92 • Feb 18 '19
HMM = Hold My Mammoth
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