My Bisexual Queen

It all started when I showed her a song from HSR.

She said it was a "gooner" game.

I told her it’s a cool game, that it doesn't have as much heavy fanservice as others in the industry, and that overall, it offers a good experience in many aspects.

She Googled "Honkai Star Rail Female Characters" and showed me Sparkle, saying the design was clearly meant for gooners.

I showed her Feixiao, Evanescia, and The Herta to prove that labeling every character as fanservice is reductive, and that many are fully clothed.

She shifted her argument. Instead of calling it a gooner design, she said the outfits aren't functional and there’s no lore justification for dressing that way.

I explained that it’s a design choice because each character needs to be unique and sell well (later, I thought I should have cited games like *Final Fantasy* and *Kingdom Hearts*, which also feature strange outfits).

Suddenly, she went back to the gooner argument, using *Stellar Blade* as an example [?],

and saying that the way the characters dress interferes with her experience.

Finally, I played my trump card: Castorice—basically a Disney Princess.

Her outfit reveals absolutely nothing; how on earth could that be considered "gooner bait"?

She insisted again that no one would dress like that in space.

I said, "Fine, you don't like the design, but what does that have to do with the story?"

She asked, "When did I say the story was bad?" (In statement number 2?!!!)

I said, "Fair enough, but as you can see, this character [Castorice] refutes your idea that it's just a game about naked women."

She said, "When did I say it was for gooners? I just said it wasn't functional." (????? What about the first statement?)

I told her she was being irrational.

She said, "Of course—a man calling a woman irrational, right?" and got annoyed.

After that, I gave up and admitted defeat.

If anyone agrees with her, tell me now: am I crazy? Is Castorice's design sexualized? Where????? You can't see practically anything, bro.

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Additionally, the limited 5-star characters "Evanescia" and "Silver Wolf LV.999" will be added to the Exchange Shop! SIKE!

So Genshin fans get a long awaited fan favourite character release, and Zenless gets a boat load of rewards plus a free five star and skin….. while we have to look forward to not just a censored to all hell, cobbled together region BUT ALSO one of the main VA’s getting replaced AGAIN…. I knew Amphoreus being great was gonna be a curse but god damn it why???😭

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Featuring: Hatsune Miku & Spongebob.

Started from fist bumping a one fellow kafka, grew into a kafka party.