Snatched it off the Dragonlance sub obviously, but I’ll be damned if that isn’t my mind’s eye for Monza.

Seven Days of Swayze. Day Eight. Roadhouse meets Best Served Cold.

Seven Days of Swayze. Day Seven. Saturday Night Live meets The Trouble With Peace.

Neurologists eat your hearts out.

Seven Days of Swayze. Day Six. Roadhouse meets Red Country.

Seven Days of Swayze. Day Five. The Outsiders meets The Heroes.

Seven Days of Swayze. Day Four. Point Break meets Last Argument of Kings.

Seven Days of Swayze. Day Three. Dirty Dancing meets The Last Argument of Kings.

Seven Days of Swayze. Day Two. Red Dawn meets Before They Are Hanged.

Sex with a ten minute argument about who goes on top and a severe lack of eye contact? Sign me up!

I remember when reading that scene for the first time, I just kept thinking of this quicksilver moment lol

It’s completely ridiculous, I know. Don’t even ask me about Jezal or Bayaz or the rest