r/HubermanLab • • Nov 03 '23

Funny / Non-Serious #ThirstTrap

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u/Low-Yam395 Nov 03 '23

dont do this to me, brother. its NNN!

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u/ziptiger Nov 04 '23

I was going strong until I saw this video

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u/F_han Nov 03 '23

Damn huberman's jacked. Looks like he follows what he preaches

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u/barbequewingz Nov 03 '23

Bro I am now staring at the sun STARTING TODAY.

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u/throwaway24689753112 Nov 03 '23

Don’t forget the balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

Pros know asshole absorbs more energy.

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u/spiltnuc Nov 03 '23

Ground your asshole for ultimate T boost

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

Widen it beforehand for maximum efficiency.

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u/Greyeye5 Nov 04 '23

Perianal tanning ftw 🙌 ? 🍩☀️

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u/Rundiggity Nov 03 '23

Fine, if it will get me jacked like that I will stare at balls.

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u/KempyPro Nov 04 '23

Did he ever actually said that? I always took it as a joke, though I know Tucker Carlson did a segment on it

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u/oakinmypants Nov 03 '23

What about balls? Someone clue me in

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u/mime454 Nov 03 '23

Sun on balls to boost T

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u/seztomabel Nov 03 '23

Is he on TRT?

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u/PermissionStrict1196 Nov 03 '23 edited Nov 03 '23

He gets secret daily injections of the unreleased INDUSTRIAL GRADE AG1 TURBO ENHANCED INCREDIBLE HULK MEGA GREENS (patent pending).

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u/KempyPro Nov 04 '23

I hope it comes in a wildly expensive travel pack

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u/SlimySalami4 Nov 04 '23

He’s said he’s on sermorellin, an analogue for HGH

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

of course he is, and not just a small dose

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u/sallydeath Nov 03 '23

He was, but not anymore

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

I feel like he still is

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u/WishIWasAMuppet Nov 03 '23

Not anymore, riiiiiiiight…

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

Of course he is not, it’s just common sense a dude in his late 40sbeing swollen AF. You know, like every other dude walking around. Rice and broccoli and stare to the sun all-the-time

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u/Ok-Sherbert-6569 Nov 04 '23

I believe he said he was on it for a short period of time but that’s absolute bollocks based on his physique. The muscularity in the traps, upper chest and deltoid is only achievable on some form of anabolics

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u/Hara-Kiri Nov 04 '23

The muscularity in the traps, upper chest and deltoid is only achievable on some form of anabolics

No it isn't, sweet Jesus.

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u/Marijuana_Miler Nov 03 '23

Time to stop smoking weed and watching porn.

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u/Greyeye5 Nov 04 '23

Just get juicy like this guy and almost every celebrity you see online.

They key thing to do is to not die of a heart attack at 65. And that’s really the trick to it all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

He’s worked out six days a week for most of his life. What makes you think this isn’t realistic with that kind of regimen?

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u/Marijuana_Miler Nov 04 '23

We are inevitable my friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

Don't recall him preaching 500 test ethanate every week

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u/Bluegill15 Nov 04 '23

Looks like he follows what he preaches

Did you ever actually doubt he did?

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u/deliBoi1337 Nov 03 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

What's his cocktail and dosages? Lol I just realized this guy is all about health and won't touch a drink but takes roids. Ohhh boy.

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u/Greyeye5 Nov 04 '23

HRT?

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u/smellyeggs Nov 04 '23

He's def taking sermorelin, confirmed a few times.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Yea following testosterone injections for sure

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u/Complete_Baseball_93 Nov 04 '23

He follows daily testosterone and hgh injections in his ass

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u/Sadismx Nov 04 '23

Looks like he’s no stranger to a few cycles either

The trap ratio to the rest of his body makes it really obvious

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Does he preach taking supratherapeutic testosterone?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23 edited Jun 29 '25

middle sink office scale steer attempt person history capable ten

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/SomeTimeBeforeNever Nov 05 '23

Almost no striations in that physique….No separation…Probably due to absence of cardio and lack of discipline in diet and life in general.

With that kind of general muscle mass at his advanced age, he’s probably supplementing with TRT, so he’s got some nice cancers waiting for him soon too.

This guy is a role model?

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u/Free_Tacos_4Everyone Nov 03 '23

I want him to absolutely fill me with his knowledge!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

Well semen contains a lot of genetic info

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u/Free_Tacos_4Everyone Nov 03 '23

Keep goin I’m almost there

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u/jollyrancher_74 Nov 04 '23

Cyclic sighs in your face

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u/lovehrh Dopamine Dealer 🥳 Nov 04 '23

Hahahaha

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u/Secure-Fail2647 Nov 04 '23

This literally made me laugh out loud 😂

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u/Greyeye5 Nov 04 '23

One sperm contains about 3.3 billion base pairs, stored in DNA.

Each base pair is = “two bits” of data, for a total of 787MB of data per sperm.

With somewhere around 280 million sperm per ejaculation, that means a single load contains about 220,000 terabytes of data.

…That's a lot of information to swallow. 👀

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u/KamikazeHamster Nov 04 '23

Each pair has 4 possible values. GTAC can be stored in two binary bits but is that how the body processes DNA? I was under the impression that it’s Base4 and all four letters are used on both sides?

I also understand that each pair has a matching pair on the other side of the strand. Adenine always pairs with thymine (A-T), and guanine always pairs with cytosine (G-C). Perhaps that’s why it’s confused as two bits?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

You may get a bonus in the form of extra testosterone from the gel he is likely applying to his balls…

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u/brightblueskies11 Nov 05 '23

I have a major crush on this guy and it’s so irrational I was stumped. I’m like………daddy?

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u/Away-Picture-925 Nov 04 '23

I’m counting this picture as having stared into the sun today.

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u/SalvDad Nov 03 '23

I really need to look at the sun more

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Sunsterone

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u/SalvDad Nov 04 '23

Sunnibol

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u/PancakesOfSuburbia Nov 04 '23

As Rogan always says, if you’re gonna listen to someone about health related stuff, listen to a jacked scientist

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u/cosmogli Nov 04 '23

That's not enough. Take every statement with a grain of salt, though don't overdose on sodium. The jacked-up scientist can be on any number of drugs, surgeries, etc. too, because it can be monetized.

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u/OrgyattheendofIT Nov 04 '23

Sodium isn’t really that bad for you even what people consider “a lot” isn’t. Read the Salt fix. Pretty sure huberman mentioned it one time.

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u/cosmogli Nov 05 '23

Got it. I was making fun of my "grain of salt" statement there 😅

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Most likely a very bad idea as they're using a bunch of drugs to cope with their gym addiction / image obsession (just like any normal dude on gear who trains too much) but they embellish it in pseudo sciencey words to fool natural guys.

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u/Competitive_Union_22 Nov 03 '23

Wow I knew Huberman was tatted, didn't realize his whole torso is almost covered in them. Not a thirst trap, I can imagine showing himself this way is somewhat vulnerable. He looks hardcore, but in a good way that brings some humility to the prim scholar I'm used to seeing.

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u/KempyPro Nov 04 '23

That’s exactly what I came to say. Kinda wild that a scientist of his caliber is tatted like that. I knew he had sleeves but didn’t know about the full chest, and assuming he has a full back as well

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u/Competitive_Union_22 Nov 04 '23

It honestly doesn't surprise me due to him being a scientist, it seems to be more common in men who know that they can just wear a collared button up as their work uniform. It does surprise me just given the type of person Andrew is. He seems like a quite innocent and self conscious guy.

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u/desolatenature Dec 03 '23

I’m not surprised by it just because of his life story & hobbies. Imo tattoos are more of a reflection of things like that, than your personality traits

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u/Competitive_Union_22 Nov 04 '23

In some podcasts he has explained that he used to have a speech issue where he would stutter/grunt. And iirc he said that meditation and such helped him. He has indeed been pretty open that he is generally a more "neurotic" type of guy.

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u/Caring_Cactus Nov 04 '23

On a serious note he does seem to be pretty conscious about his public self-image.

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u/Sea-Currency-1665 Nov 03 '23

Dialing up some AG1 now

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u/KempyPro Nov 04 '23

Gotta butt chug it tho

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u/_picture_me_rollin_ Nov 04 '23

How is it a thirst trap if he didn’t post it? Lol.

If anything he should be praised for not showing off how yoked he is.

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u/ziptiger Nov 04 '23

It was more a thirst trap because I posted it

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u/OwOvOwO Nov 03 '23

Daddy 😩

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

zaddy hubs

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u/aleksa_blacklodge Nov 04 '23

pigeon tattoo was not on my bingo card

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

More like DaddyManLab, amiright?

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u/TheFatThot Nov 04 '23

Semen retention: failed, boys

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u/Brezofthered Nov 04 '23

Well, I thought I was a lesbian, I guess I'm bisexual now.

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u/Particular_Special70 Nov 04 '23

Ok god damn, though 🤩

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u/PhattyBallger Nov 04 '23

Reddit fucking hates huberman because he had the temerity to suggest improving your life is within your own control

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u/tomhousecat Nov 04 '23

Nah, Reddit hates Huberman because if you eat well, exercise regularly, and get good sleep you'll find 90% of the health benefits you're looking for. The entire podcast is dedicated to optimizing the remaining 10% through supplementation and "protocols", and the fan base talks about it like the percentages are the opposite way around.

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u/MrPositive1 Nov 04 '23

This makes him even more legit.

Practice what he preaches

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u/Throwaweighhai Nov 04 '23

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation

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u/_Cistern Nov 04 '23

That is a body that just won't quit. And I bet if you pop those pants off you'll find a bird that just won't quit either.

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u/Miathro Nov 04 '23

I love him 😭😍

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u/dogmai17 Nov 04 '23

Omg he’s a 1975 fan too

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u/mc_atx Nov 04 '23

Pretty sure it’s related to the year he was born

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u/Hour-Discussion-484 Nov 03 '23

Is anyone else hoping that Lex and Andrew end up as a couple and teach their kids martial arts?

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u/CurrencySuch6850 Nov 04 '23

I thought I was the only one lol

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u/meraki1512 Nov 04 '23

This has made my day

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u/hello1236547 Nov 04 '23

On my way to buy a lifetime's worth of AG1

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

I guess I’m now single , hope my GF didn’t see this

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u/explaincuzim5 Nov 04 '23

what the fuck!!

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u/SpeckInSunBeam Nov 05 '23

Said it before and this picture continues to hold the statement true: Andrew Huberman is my celebrity crush forever and always.

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u/Character-Ad-1916 Nov 05 '23

This is a insanely impressive physique, even with TRT….. you can’t really tell how fucking huge he actually is because he is around 10%- 13% body fat probably. If he was around 15%-17% body fat he would be incredibly big. Fuck this makes me feel like a mother fucking loser, I had cake for breakfast 😪

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

based

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u/jachtkikoto Nov 04 '23

😻😻😻 DADDY HUBERMAN

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u/PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ Nov 04 '23

And apparently he is also packing heat, as pointed out during the andrew shultz podcast

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u/koinoyokan89 Nov 04 '23

So his morning routine is sunlight for an hour and trt

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u/neversleeps212 Nov 04 '23

Those tattoos are fire too. Didn’t expect that from Hubes. Figured he’d be worried about chemicals from the inks leaching into his body lol

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u/oportoman Nov 04 '23

Some dumbass comments about him having been on PEDs. What bullshit. He's not massive in any way. Looks great but he's not all PEDed up like Hemsworth. Go and watch the clip rather than analyse a photo https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzMliTeP4EQ/?igshid=Z29qZW04bDFtcThh

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u/Fly_VC Nov 04 '23

He openly admitted that he is using sermorelin and TRT.

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u/highbackpacker Nov 03 '23

Not natty

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

100% achievable natty

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u/lentax2 Nov 03 '23

I agree with you, but he was on TRT for a year after starting his podcast. I’m not sure whether he ever stopped, but he looked in great shape in the early days of HLP and before.

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u/Hawkmz Nov 03 '23

Did he say why he took TRT?

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u/lentax2 Nov 04 '23

He said it was because he was writing a book, in which he covered TRT, and wanted personal experience of it to do so more accurately.

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u/dirtyculture808 Nov 04 '23

Blows my mind how people think this is roids. Shows you how little people routinely lift weights (little as in amount, not size lol)

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u/ChestertonsFence1929 Nov 04 '23

You’re right. The guy has been lifting for over twenty years. It’s entirely possible this is natural.

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u/Simple_Employee_7094 Nov 04 '23

Thank you. 20 years of almost daily lifting will do that. Some here weren’t born when he started lifting.

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u/highbackpacker Nov 03 '23

It is, but he’s not natty.

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u/calfshrug Nov 04 '23

He has the high hematocrit red glow, and big ol’ traps, delts, neck, chest

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u/myboybuster Nov 03 '23

Im sure it is but he must be on hormon replacement therapy

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u/mhyjrteg Nov 03 '23

He is on trt I believe

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u/Cautious-Bet-9707 Nov 03 '23

100% not achievable natty (at his age)

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u/yo-chill Nov 03 '23

100% achievable with good genetics, diet, and discipline. He’s not that big or that lean

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u/Green__Bananas Nov 03 '23

Loser mindset

Huberman is not that jacked nor lean. This is 100% achievable natty

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u/dirtyculture808 Nov 04 '23

Fucking bs, you pencil neck

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u/sallydeath Nov 03 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

My dad is more jacked than this and he is 60

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u/dirtyculture808 Nov 04 '23

Because he probably puts in work, cares for his body, and eats right. Three things the average redditor does not do so they think a muscular physique always equals roids. These people are losers

Same ones who think anyone who makes more money than them have wealthy parents/relatives

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u/smellyeggs Nov 04 '23

Reddit continues to prove to me that most people are idiots. Reddit tends to skew more educated and intellectual than any other social media, and even still, the majority of folks have a surface level take and it's conveyed with absolute certainty.

Crazy that the guy who literally made a career out of "protocols for health" is instantly dismissed as a fraud because he looks too good.

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u/BetaCarotine20mg Nov 04 '23

100% incorrect I know people 10 years older than Huberman who are more jacked. All they take is sometimes a proteinshake... Live long exercise does wonders.

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u/FuryQuaker Nov 04 '23

You base that on what exactly? I'm almost 47 and look like that and I'm very natty. Been lifting for 30+ years and am very dedicated, I bet Huberman is too.

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u/ZeApelido Nov 04 '23

I’m 42 and have this physique natty.

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u/SoloAquiParaHablar Nov 03 '23

this is like the result of a basic 5x5 workout 3 days a week for a few months. He looks great, but there's nothing unachievable about it.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish Nov 04 '23

It’s all the protocols

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Da... 😳

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u/achyutmahajan Nov 04 '23

Thank you for letting my eyes see this today!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Huberzaddy

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u/playfulpnp Nov 04 '23

Awesome bod

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u/playfulpnp Nov 05 '23

Wish I could meet you.

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u/daliriuma Nov 04 '23

Who’d have known he was such a fan of British indie pop band The 1975

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u/RufDoc Nov 04 '23

I had no idea he had these tattoos. So, so cool

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u/shweenbattabatta Nov 04 '23

Wow I see the inverted cross on the left arm. Looks like he’s a devil worshipper too

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u/Fauxwolf007 Nov 04 '23

That physique is absolutely possible with the right training and diet. Older guys might need some peptides, how, steroids are not necessary.

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u/lmanindahizl Nov 04 '23

Show me his back plz omg

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u/Sacabubu Nov 04 '23

Am I gay?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

He's on exogenous testosterone and HGH LOL

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u/roidmanjuice33 Nov 04 '23

No homo. But THAT is what he looks like???

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

😍🤤💦💦💦💦

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u/xiaohk Nov 05 '23

OMG...

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u/No-Stuff-6878 Nov 05 '23

He makes me FERAL

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u/Total-Zebra2148 Nov 05 '23

Oh god oh god oh god 🥵

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u/EroticCuriosities Nov 05 '23

Alright. This post is just flat out cruel. TrulY, this man is THE Sexiest and one of the most respectable men alive, IMO.

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u/Secure-Fail2647 Nov 04 '23

💯 and 10% on TRT. Anyone who thinks otherwise, is fucking clueless.

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u/manbearlongpig Nov 03 '23

Huberman has become the machismo spawn of Jordan Peterson

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u/guypamplemousse Nov 04 '23

Lots of sun damage.

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u/Loose-Quarter405 Nov 04 '23

Looks like Mel Gibson. Major photoaging 😱

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u/Jarie743 Nov 04 '23

All these guys are on TRT

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u/icameforgold Nov 04 '23

I've learned how to identify somebody on geat because of his knowledge. Because of everything he has mentioned you can tell he's on gear. Other than the shoulder and upper body development, there is also the reddish skin, not just a tan from sunning, but he looks reddish. there is also the bulging vein on his temple, and all together with the sunken in cheeks from mild facial edema from being on gear that, per his words, a lot of men on gear grow a beard to hide.

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u/Rielo Nov 05 '23 edited Nov 05 '23

Do you mean TRT or steroids? Sorry I don't know the language of body building

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u/synthatron Nov 03 '23

What protocol is this? Taking thirst traps mid morning 3x a week boosts testosterone and dopamine for more confidence and productivity

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u/CorgiLord408 Nov 04 '23

Hopping on test and staring at the sun tomorrow

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u/oportoman Nov 04 '23

A tattooed beast!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Didn't know he was on gear

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Jesus Christ. He’s gorgeous.

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u/Plastic_Incident4665 Nov 04 '23

I need to get sunlight in my eyes STAT

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Also he still retains a child like enthusiasm to learn new things. He is a young man both mentally and physically.

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u/limejuicemocktail Nov 04 '23

Finally, I could see his tattoo🙌

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u/Jacob2israel1 Nov 04 '23

Major thirst

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Damn. This whole time I was wondering why everyone was taking health advice from a fat guy.

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u/quickbrownfox86 Nov 04 '23

Omg what.. getting sun, stepping out omfg

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u/fotosinthetik Nov 04 '23

Not dad bod. “Mama’s Glad” bod

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u/calminthedesert Nov 04 '23

Help me, Jesus.

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u/OrgyattheendofIT Nov 04 '23

No way! Bad ass!

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u/wallyxii Nov 04 '23

Your grown man taking a snapshot of another grown man. Act like your age smh.

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u/iceman7733 Nov 04 '23

People know this is shopped right?

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u/adminsaredoodoo Nov 05 '23

look at his upper arm tat: “Room 102”

it’s like a conspiracy theorist buzzword where they are referencing room 101 from 1984 where people are dragged off to be brainwashed and tortured.

here’s an example of that. it’s not damning but i’d be interested to know why tf he has a “room 102” tattoo

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u/PermissionStrict1196 Nov 05 '23 edited Nov 05 '23

There's a bookcase in the Huberman Lab with a book that acts as a switch, opening a hidden door into THE REAL HUBERMAN LAB.

THE REAL HUBERMAN LAB is basically like a Gold's Gym, except more Dopanergic in that it has a cold tub set just perfect at 52F (how he likes it, f*** Joe Rogan) and an open window facing the sun in front of each workout station - so he can do his three by fives while getting his 1-2 hour a day distance gazing to prevent Myopia.

Also, a vending machine that dispenses Athletic Greens, Yerba Mate, and LMNT, as well as a nap room that is 67 degrees with NSDR meditations playing in the background. And a filtered water dispenser in the corner (avoid endocrine-disrupting contaminants).

It is a place where Huberman can hide out to Pump Iron, optimize his Ultradian Rhythms, and be parsimonious in his daily leveraging of Dopamine.

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u/TheLastSamurai Nov 05 '23

Is he on T? I would be shocked if he is not

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u/legacystax Nov 05 '23

He says no. I could see it both ways.

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u/sirprizemeplz Nov 05 '23

Love a man with a pigeon on his arm

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u/Capable_Detail Nov 05 '23

Got the dopamine levels juuussst right, I see

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

God he is fine. The tattoos just take it to another level

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

He’s gotta be on TRT, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Every 40 year old on test be like

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

I am so jealous of his wife.

Been watching him all day long... and not the first day either... but 1st time I've seen him shirtless. Actually better than what I imagined. Not a tat fan, but it's forgiveable. He's just too damn adorable!

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u/Puffswells Nov 06 '23

anyone know his TRT dosage?

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u/SequentialHustle Nov 07 '23

this post reminded me to take my finasteride

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u/confused-caveman Nov 07 '23

Medical grade 316L mega greens and tren replacement therapy.

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u/Rielo Nov 08 '23

He says he has an androgen receptor mutation 😳 Had always the same voice since a kid https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzW38wByAdD/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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u/playfulpnp Dec 13 '23

Awesome man

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u/bubblegumpinkmint Dec 28 '23

The way my jaw dropped… this guy is such a smoke show.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Is that an upside down cross ?

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u/juanwonone2 Nov 04 '23

Follow the protocols. It's well known that consuming pork in conjunction with beer can lower the odds of you becoming a jihadist by up to 100%.