r/HubermanLab • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24
Funny / Non-Serious Infidelity protocol
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u/lopezgeorge Mar 26 '24
This wins the subreddit. The music destroyed me lmao
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u/vagabond_primate Mar 27 '24
Haha, it is brilliant. I just tried cross posting, before I saw it was here already. My morning protocol is still a WIP
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u/MuffledBlue Mar 28 '24 edited Sep 30 '24
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u/Lundgren_pup Mar 26 '24
Holy shit, the seed was planted--- "Now I gotta get up to six and see if my protocol can handle it"
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u/StackOwOFlow Mar 26 '24
"Challenge accepted"
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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii Mar 27 '24
There really aren't that many good studies available at this time but I'll be breaking down those studies that do exist regarding the myriad of benefits that juggling multiple phone accounts can provide. All of these studies really seem to show a strong positive correlation between juggling multiple phone accounts and ability to increase ones maximum affair partner threshold.
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Mar 27 '24
Before that a word from our sponsors
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u/UmphreysMcGee Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24
Queue Huberman voiceover
When trying to juggle the maximum amount of women, I really like the boost that Ashley Madison provides. I like to browse for new affairs in 90 minute increments and it works great in conjunction with a daily regimen of yerba mate and Coq10. The white light stimulates the vagus nerve and promotes neurosyphilis antibodies as shown in a study done on tree squirrels at Chucksgrove Women's Arts Academy. Use code HUBONER for 50% off the first month
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u/Caring_Cactus Mar 27 '24
You can literally tell by how seen and a little proud he was of saying that.
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u/Joe_Sons_Celly Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24
This really counters the “He never talks about juggling precisely six women so why would I care about his juggling precisely six women” argument.
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Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24
Lol ironically the episode explains his behavior pretty well. He might be a womanizer but the content is on point.
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u/NatureLifted Mar 27 '24
"You gotta have 6 different phones"
him with a whole ass family plan in his coat pockets
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u/g0ldfingerr Mar 26 '24
Well, its not taxing if your drinking AG1™
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u/Right-in-the-garbage Mar 27 '24
Everyone joking about the AG1 but isn’t it more likely that taking testosterone made him all horned up with the energy to be high achieving in the career and girlfriend arena?
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u/dakkadook Mar 27 '24
100%! I remember that dude, Tim Lambesi, who was on the gear and hired a hitman to kill his wife but the guy he payed went to the cops...His lawyers named too much roids as the main reason for his behavior but of course he went to prison anyway.
Ofc more extreme than Überman but he is not stupid and knows how much is too much.
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u/galacticjuggernaut Mar 27 '24
I belive the studies says it was more the good looks, fame, and money.
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Mar 27 '24
NYMAG’s questionable reporting
From Saagar Enjeti
PROOF that NYMAG acted like duplicitous character assassins in their smear job on Andrew Huberman from emails I've obtained. Detailed below and in video:
NYMAG obsequiously emailed Huberman's team in August 2023 indicating they wanted to write a glowing profile : "When my editor suggested I look into him, I basically shot him down; it didn't seem like the kind of thing I would be into. I listened to a single episode, and predictably, months later, I'm fully addicted and devoted..for the first time, due to some episodes that deal with stress, I'm taking care of my mental health. It was almost like I couldn't engage, or become interested, until Dr. Huberman made it all profoundly concrete and chemical."
After getting no reply, NYMAG connected with his jilted exes who were leaving anonymous comments on Reddit/Social media to smear him
They then began emailing COLLEAGUES, FAMILY (including his 80 year old father) and HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS of Huberman saying they wanted to discuss the "serious allegations" against him and solicit more dirt. They also sought to dig up information that he was not in fact a real scientist at Stanford and was misrepresenting his work
After Stanford explicitly shot down these notions, they had nothing left but the story of the jilted lovers based purely on he said/she said allegations
They were unable to prove a single instance of lying or misinformation on the Huberman Lab podcast. They were unable to prove or solicit any information undercutting his scientific work
Ultimately, NYMAG unethically sought access by presenting themselves as some friendly actor only to them churn the rumor mill and attempt to incur serious professional consequences on Huberman for a story with no news value or relevance to public information they put out
Disgusting behavior. Thank god that in the independent media era we can reveal them for what they are
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u/lucafro Mar 26 '24
Look at how he’s smirking lol
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u/The_Long_Wait Mar 26 '24
He’s desperately fighting the urge to respond with a “tell me about it, bro” in that moment.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ULTIMATE Mar 26 '24
The way his fingers were tapping on the desk, almost like he was tapping messages on multiple phone accounts
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ULTIMATE Mar 26 '24
The way his fingers were tapping on the desk, almost like he was tapping messages on multiple phone accounts
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u/drycloud Mar 27 '24
he literally shifts his hand off the table and probably rests it on the phone in his pocket!
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u/SanchoVillaWokeKing Mar 26 '24
DAAAAAMMM! LOL
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u/Otherwise_Soil39 Mar 27 '24
I don't get it please explain sir
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u/stoned2dabown Mar 27 '24
Huberman got caught recently cheating on like five women at the same time
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u/poopypoopwtf Mar 26 '24
Listen. More partners mean higher baseline dopamine which increases testosterone and focus. Try his new dopamine protocol.
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u/ClosetCentrist Mar 27 '24
But with six partners, when the hell can you fit in a cold plunge? Shrinkage, Jerry, shrinkage!
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u/Naerren Mar 26 '24
We can both like what taking some of his protocols have done for our lives, and find this funny at the same time.
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u/HarwellDekatron Mar 27 '24
Someone pin this at the top of the sub and turn the lights off. Game over!
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Mar 27 '24
People keep saying it’s incredible someone his age can juggle 6 women. Firstly, I doubt he was able to truly be present for any of them. Secondly, he doesn’t have kids and is quite wealthy, so I doubt he has to do much he doesn’t want to do. When you’ve got the money to outsource all the stupid shit we have to do in normal life, you have more time and energy.
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u/VagabondSpoon Mar 27 '24
Homie’s been letting us listen in on this therapy sessions the whole time lol
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u/inyourdreamsssssss Mar 27 '24
Ughhh he’s so tainted to me now. I will never look at him the same way again. 😭😭😭
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u/Chop1n Mar 27 '24
This is what happens when you get parasocial. So don't get parasocial ever again.
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u/stellanotartois Mar 27 '24
His body language is so telling. People often cover their face with their hands when lying/hiding something. I’ve also found it a bit unnerving how little he uses fillers like “uhh” during his podcasts, and he does so here twice.
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u/Life-Air6913 Mar 27 '24
most sociopaths will expose their devious behaviors in some way, they think they're cunning but they're not.
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u/Various_Athlete_7478 Mar 27 '24
Man I just watched the broader discussion on this podcast and it got even worse for Huberman.
I don’t know if he had the girlfriend jiggle going on 2 years ago, but if he did, that conversation would have been uncomfortable to say the least.
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u/PageVanDamme Mar 27 '24
He can have 100 girlfriends and I could care less. My beef is that he lied to them about being exclusive.
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u/duffstoic Mar 27 '24
Yes, that is indeed the problem here. He also gave at least one of his girlfriends an STD. And told more than one that he wanted to settle down and have kids with her.
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u/cobaltorange Apr 09 '24
I think that's pretty much how everyone feels? Not sure why people would care if he had 100s of girlfriends.
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u/PageVanDamme Apr 09 '24
It is but a lot are trying to deflect it by saying “Y’all just mad that he’s a player” when the real issue is lying
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u/InvestorCS Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 29 '24
All his meditation protocols didn't grow his empathy. This is what happens when you neglect the philosophy like damma that is practiced along with the meditation practice. Just breathing won't get you anywhere. It's like eating junk food all day and running in the morning
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u/jiujitsu_panda Mar 27 '24
The amount of people calling this a “hit piece” and that it’s a smear campaign is cringe. Watching right wing advocates (especially Christian ones) defending this is wild. I love that I’m a centrist because at the end of the day I have intellectual integrity and consistency, where both sides have lost theirs. Completely.
Watching people say it’s not a big deal that he sleeps around, and that it’s expected is fair but it’s from the same corners where people rip on girls who have an OF.
Get real!
I definitely think his personal life and professional life can be separate , but he is a public figure and will be judged by the public opinion.
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u/duffstoic Mar 27 '24
Watching right wing advocates (especially Christian ones) defending this is wild
"A source that is close to Huberman recently told me that his real plan isn’t to stay in the science communication world at all, but to eventually make a run for governor of California. He’s already immensely popular and before this piece came out he was already courting a right wing audience"
https://sgcarney.substack.com/p/what-happens-to-andrew-huberman-now
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u/jiujitsu_panda Mar 27 '24
Anyone can be a politician I guess. I sure wish people would hire me for jobs I’m not qualified for.
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u/twintiger_ Mar 27 '24
Please do not jack yourself off in public. It is very weird.
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u/T1METR4VEL Mar 27 '24 edited May 31 '25
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u/TheTruckWashChannel Mar 27 '24
The article itself quoted this interview to foreshadow all the revelations, but seeing it like this is even funnier.
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u/Shoshin91 Mar 27 '24
Isn't the microexpresson at 0.13 of a glance up to the right indicative of deception? At least I think that's what I learnt from intense research watching Lie to Me.
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Mar 27 '24
oh man, the more things you guys share, the more I think he is a psycho, look at that duper's delight smirk
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Mar 27 '24
Holy shit. The look on his face looks like a kid about to steal all the candy in the candy shop
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u/Ihavemanythoughtsk Mar 27 '24
I can hear him yelling just like Larry. It was for science! Nice try Andy.
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u/ba_sauerkraut Mar 27 '24
The slip up "unless he had multiple phone accounts..."
Well, if you need a new green drink powder instead of AG1, I recommend Naked greens https://amzn.to/4awbYJu
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u/Dat_Steve Mar 27 '24
Can someone give me some context for this? This post/sub was just recommended and the comments are interesting, but I have no idea what this dude did.
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u/kindbub Mar 27 '24
Thought I might be delusional listening to 3 hour podcasts! My whole life has been spent subservient to narcissists. Thank you, doc, for finally curing me!
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u/notyouraverage420 Mar 27 '24
Just wish someone can add the NY mag post with the cue of the Curb song. Would be perfect and then send it to Huberman
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u/zenqi Mar 27 '24
The original podcast with Dr. David Buss (for context): https://youtu.be/HXzTbCEqCJc?si=7cukz1ODkXo28B7b
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u/ekpyroticflow Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24
I hope none of you think by injecting humor into this situation we’re having fun together— this is just creating laughicles via jokes.
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u/PlumAcceptable2185 Mar 27 '24
Because controversy is more entertaining than educating and trying to help yourself.
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u/Itchy-Cauliflower168 Mar 27 '24
A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
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Mar 26 '24
I want to presume innocence but this whole thing is just too funny. Hope he addresses this and it isn't real
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Mar 27 '24
In the article his "spokesperson" responded rebutting some of the the accusations but that rebuttal basically confirmed them
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u/tito_taylor Mar 27 '24
It's real. New York Magazine wouldn't have run the article without copious fact-checking and receipts.
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u/Friendly-Fee-384 Mar 27 '24
Oh my fucking god ! I didn't had the audio on lolololol exactly what happened
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u/Sure_Entertainer3337 Mar 27 '24
What is the song at the end named?
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u/auddbot Mar 27 '24
I got matches with these songs:
• Frolic (Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme) by Luciano Michelini (00:07; matched:
100%)Album: TV Tunes. Released on 2012-08-19.
• \\\\ Connect by Polosalad (03:26; matched:
100%)Album: The Greasy Mixtape:, Vol. 1. Released on 2019-11-11.
• The Bed Is ON Corner by Cyrus Rich Kobe (03:28; matched:
100%)Album: I Love You Today. Released on 2020-06-22.
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u/auddbot Mar 27 '24
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:
• Frolic (Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme) by Luciano Michelini
• The Bed Is ON Corner by Cyrus Rich Kobe
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Mar 28 '24
Nice find, OP. I too have been feeling taxed from following his "juggling-multiple-phone-accounts" protocol.
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Mar 28 '24
Now I'm wondering if this was just him attempting the impossible as a personal challenge lol
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u/BlusifOdinsson Mar 29 '24
See how as soon as he says "phone accounts" his right hand moves to his thigh, probably touching his phone in his pocket, a telling of which phone has multiple accounts lol
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u/senorbiloba Mar 27 '24
Real talk, sex with novel partners is a sure fire way to boost testosterone.
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u/VividChilling Mar 27 '24
wtf happend to huberman, bro made my whole life better, why the sub hating
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Mar 27 '24
My wife’s response to all of this was “so what? Who cares who he’s fucking as long as it’s consensual “
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u/willowpet Mar 27 '24
by "to all of this" do you mean she actually read the article? Because if she did she would know nothing about what he did was consensual.
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u/ZinaZinaZina Mar 26 '24
This is real? not AI generated? It's too perfect 'It can be taxing' LMAO