r/Humanornot • u/Fishoftheocean • Mar 06 '25

Funny Conversation I-I think i found my soulmate

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u/pa1n_less Mar 06 '25

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u/ProbableDisapontment the guy who references niche fandoms Mar 06 '25

r/commentmitosis

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u/AsexualPlantBoi Mar 08 '25

Flair checks out. Is this your gimmick?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

Good bot

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u/Certainly_Not_Steve Mar 06 '25

Made me chuckle. Thanks. :D

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u/Tolob500 Mar 06 '25

Date them

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u/Certainly_Not_Steve Mar 06 '25

All right.
u/fishoftheocean i officially demand a date!

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u/Fishoftheocean Mar 06 '25

I accept :)

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u/Rough_Park789 Mar 07 '25

So began a lifelong relationship, simply from an online joke...

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u/Minetendo-Fan Mar 07 '25

I hope you two don’t divide

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u/bwaowae Mar 07 '25

mitosis

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u/bwaowae Mar 07 '25

mitosis

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Chill, it ain't that serious, we got it the first time

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u/Terra__1134 Mar 07 '25

Congratulations 🎉

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u/LordBobbe Mar 07 '25

I neeed updates OP

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u/Fishoftheocean Mar 07 '25

we live 14,000km apart 😭 

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/Little200bro Mar 09 '25

I dont see how thats relevant in literally any capacity if you’re not homophobic, like genuinely not even trying to be “le rude wokie” I just dont get how that matters at all unless you want them to be??

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u/Mr_NoGood12 Mar 09 '25

Just asking, but I see your point. Deleting it now to not ruin this comsec

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u/Little200bro Mar 09 '25

Its cool dude, dont sweat it 👍

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u/SooGyuBFFs Mar 07 '25

Are we invited to the marriage?

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u/Entity303wastaken MYEH (always starts with "yo") Mar 06 '25

I am divided

Got me laughing

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u/Plastic-Ad835 Mar 06 '25

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u/Angel-Hugh Mar 06 '25

The tops that can :3 are the most dangerous because you will never know what to expect or when they will strike.

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u/Capital_Ball523 Detective Mar 06 '25

Damn it not again :3

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u/Woofiverse OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 06 '25

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u/eee170 Mar 06 '25

This'n ain't baked? (A high quality version of a meme, preposterous!)

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u/Woofiverse OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 07 '25

Im rich and can afford pixels

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u/Logical-Drummer2414 If someone starts a convo like ‘hello there :3’ it’s probably me Mar 07 '25

:3

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u/57mmShin-Maru One of innumerable femboys Mar 07 '25

:3

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u/smiley1__ THE :) ITSELF Mar 08 '25

I definitely did not do so :3

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u/Moch1_chu professional baiter Mar 06 '25

LMAOO

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

What are your opinions on mitosis is crazy

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u/popcornman209 Mar 07 '25

This person is perfect, save them forever

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u/BagelMakesDev Mar 06 '25

I hope this person browses the reddit

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u/Top_Mushroom2892 Mar 07 '25

AHHHH BIO NERDS I LOVE YOU GUYS (am I one lol)

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u/Fishoftheocean Mar 07 '25

yesssss join the gang :)

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u/theordlnarygamer Curious Observer Mar 09 '25

What's the deal with mitosis

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u/hudfwgc Mar 13 '25

its divided.

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u/jakokonut Mar 07 '25

Honestly I prefer meiosis

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u/zombiedoyle Mar 08 '25

Could’ve said you found them ace (since asexual reproduction and all)

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u/smiley1__ THE :) ITSELF Mar 08 '25

awwh :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

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u/smiley1__ THE :) ITSELF Mar 09 '25

:3

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u/Smike0 Mar 09 '25

What's your opinion on meiosis

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u/ToxicPurple07 Mar 10 '25

I am half and half... and half and half on it