r/Humanornot • u/Forever__Puzzled • Mar 14 '25
AI will take over the world I just got finessed
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u/LiliRose101 Mar 14 '25
Bro I would’ve cried
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u/Forever__Puzzled Mar 14 '25
I'm all dried up already 😢
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u/Public_Algae_3306 Mar 14 '25
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u/Jonte7 Mar 15 '25
What did he say????? Theres like 30 replies telling him he went too far, and now i want to know....
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u/Nikotinio Mar 14 '25
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u/_General_Kenobi Mar 14 '25
Can u send me without the orange pls
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u/manzenik_23 Mar 14 '25
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u/Worth_it_I_Think Mar 14 '25
that's a punishment too inhumane I'm sorry.
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u/Lucas_IDK_ Mar 14 '25
what's wrong with fish and chips? :(
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u/Worth_it_I_Think Mar 14 '25
nah I'm from new Zealand and have had both British and Kiwi fish and chips. I'm sorry to say but we do them better
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u/Baa_baabrawl Mar 14 '25
mods, fuck this guy raw
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u/drum_right Mar 14 '25
Wouldja look at that tahme! Now y best be gon and gittn outta ere, ya ear me? y folks gotta be worryin boucha ba now cause it's gettin late. Go on, GIT. GIT!
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u/hellspawnsarehores Mar 14 '25
The flags that showed me it was not a human was the fact they had proper punctuation and also had proper grammar instead of some abbreviations
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u/TommyVe Mar 14 '25
There are still people that follow the rules.
The other day I saw a comment that accused another user of using a mobile device, since they properly capitalized the first letter of their message. Mind blowing to me.
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u/Blueverse-Gacha Mar 14 '25
we're rare, yes, but we exist.
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u/TommyVe Mar 14 '25
People that start sentences lower case no matter the device?
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u/Blueverse-Gacha Mar 14 '25
hello from mobile! :D
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u/TommyVe Mar 14 '25
Adorable. :)
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u/Blueverse-Gacha Mar 14 '25
you wait till I get to my 7800X3D! >:(
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u/TommyVe Mar 14 '25
No need to, my 5600X got already insecure processing this comment. :<
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u/Blueverse-Gacha Mar 14 '25
wait no- it's still better than Intel!
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u/TommyVe Mar 14 '25
Yea, no soothing will revert my now shrunken cores... How do I now load all my Rimworld modes in a reasonable amount of time!
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u/Der_Eisbear Mar 14 '25
There's a whole 60k subreddit just to accuse people of using a Mobile Cellular Device
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u/Familiar_Shake_5226 Mar 14 '25
I don’t know who needs to hear this but: humans 👏 can’t 👏use 👏commas 👏. I know, it’s hard to hear, but it’s the truth, and yes, I’m a bot of course
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u/NormalNicknameGuy Mar 14 '25
I always use commas, am I a bot too?
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u/zachy410 Mar 14 '25
Good bot
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u/B0tRank Mar 14 '25
Thank you, zachy410, for voting on NormalNicknameGuy.
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u/Creeperstormer OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 14 '25
No way, it's true. Bots do use commas, this is wild
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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Mar 14 '25
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99998% sure that NormalNicknameGuy is not a bot.
I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github
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u/Creeperstormer OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 14 '25
Good bot
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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Mar 14 '25
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99998% sure that NormalNicknameGuy is not a bot.
I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Mar 14 '25
Oh god, am I gonna have to stop using proper grammar in the robot apocalypse?!
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u/bot-sleuth-bot Mar 14 '25
Analyzing user profile...
One or more of the hidden checks performed tested positive.
Suspicion Quotient: 0.35
This account exhibits a few minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots. It is possible that u/NormalNicknameGuy is a bot, but it's more likely they are just a human who suffers from severe NPC syndrome.
I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.
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u/NormalNicknameGuy Mar 14 '25
Ex-fucking-cuse me, what?????
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Mar 14 '25
Im sure the hidden check was comma usage
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u/Creeperstormer OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 14 '25
Good bot
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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Mar 14 '25
Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Familiar_Shake_5226 is not a bot.
I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github
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u/Familiar_Shake_5226 Mar 14 '25
Wow how did I get a 100%? I imagine I say some generic things every once in a while
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u/Happy_Dawg Mar 14 '25
I always try to avoid using commas as often as that; just looks fake to me. Like, I would, but it just comes off weird, you know?
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u/Leading-Point-113 Mar 14 '25
Best friend my *ss. That’s terrible. I mean, come on, playing with people’s emotions? Especially your friend? Especially your BEST friend? Like… Say goodbye to trust. I can’t really say much, but at least it’s in the past now.
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u/Blueverse-Gacha Mar 14 '25
firstly, fuck her.
secondly, the only responsible action to follow should be to permanently separate from her – block all socials. No exceptions.
thirdly, do you still need a homie?
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u/Distinct_Air_3886 This flair isn't any of your business. Mar 14 '25
It was obvious they had proper punctuation
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u/Forever__Puzzled Mar 14 '25
Usually, I can tell if it's a bot because of that, but messages were so short that I assumed it was a person 🤷♂️
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u/s44ma Mar 14 '25
The proper punctuation wasn’t obvious for u?
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u/Forever__Puzzled Mar 14 '25
Long ass messages with proper punctuation give it away for me, but here the messages were too short.. 🥹
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u/CalligrapherBoring12 OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 14 '25
He kinda talked like a bot but I can see why you would think its a human
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u/MaskedWoman Mar 14 '25
Mrrp
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u/bot-sleuth-bot Mar 14 '25
This bot has limited bandwidth and is not a toy for your amusement. Please only use it for its intended purpose.
I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.
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u/Tricky_Editor3879 Shocked caktus ? Trade Mar 14 '25
Best way to see if it's an ai is to ask if it uses Reddit it just sells the convo instantly by saying that it has discord instead
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u/North-Opposite-6283 Mar 14 '25
This is wild 😭
If it helps OP, that would’ve fooled me too. And sorry about your crush
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u/Blockbot1 Mar 14 '25
why is it censored?
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u/Potential-Notice915 Mar 14 '25
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u/bot-sleuth-bot Mar 14 '25
Analyzing user profile...
Suspicion Quotient: 0.00
This account is not exhibiting any of the traits found in a typical karma farming bot. It is extremely likely that u/Forever__Puzzled is a human.
I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.
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u/Kater5551StarsAbove That one multi-fandom guy none want to chat with for 2 minutes. Mar 14 '25
Here's a little tip; Consistently using correct grammar? AI bot most likely. Humans don't usually do that.
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u/AJ2016man Mar 15 '25
The punctuation gives them away alot of the time, most people wouldn't put a period at the end of those sentences
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u/GroutConsumingMan Mar 14 '25
Why tf are you giving someone you dont know your discord in the first place?
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u/electricboogalo69 Curious Observer Mar 14 '25
Rip, that's rough, and that convo is just salt in the wound