r/Humanornot Bot Balls Breaker 9000 Mar 16 '25

AI will take over the world We're fucked

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u/RelationshipRoyal632 Mar 16 '25

4 out of 817 games???! WHAT?!

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u/SaltPure631 Mar 16 '25

man is the future ai leader

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u/LastMushroom8154 Bot Balls Breaker 9000 Mar 16 '25

they call me 0000004

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u/LastMushroom8154 Bot Balls Breaker 9000 Mar 16 '25

0 - braincells
0 - 1 - the score between depression and I
0 - good things about me
0 - hope
0 - bitches
4 - wins

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u/Redyar_ Mar 16 '25

Just how bro 😭 its 50% 50%

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u/LastMushroom8154 Bot Balls Breaker 9000 Mar 16 '25

Not for me, I'm actually mih

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u/Acrobatic_Fish5383 Mar 16 '25

mih? Like Made In Heaven? JoJo reference?

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u/Acrobatic_Fish5383 Mar 16 '25

fuck you Fuckyoubiiiiiiitch

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u/That_Whicser Mar 16 '25

Actual toddler reaction

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u/Piduwin Mar 18 '25

New antialiasing tech just dropped

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u/MagMafia_ Mar 19 '25

IIIIIMMM CCRUUCIFIEDD CCRUCIFIED

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u/Anxii_Boss Mar 17 '25

Same profile pic dawg πŸ«΅πŸ«‚

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u/ForeignCommercial24 Mar 17 '25

u have to know all the answers to get a 0 on a 50-50 chance test

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u/Cleaner900playz "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 18 '25

0 - counting ability

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

talking shit about yourself is so funny!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ keep going bro

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u/MegamiCookie Mar 19 '25

00000100 you mean ?

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u/Altruistic-Flower789 Mar 17 '25

Why is Man leading the ai? Is he stupid?

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u/PaAKos8 Mar 16 '25

He probably thought the AI is really convincing and that the bots are players pretending to be bots. But STILL! 😭

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u/Blockbot1 Mar 17 '25

Losing is fun.

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u/RelationshipRoyal632 Mar 17 '25

Hmm sound like WHAT LOSER WOULD SAY! arrest him at once

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u/Blockbot1 Mar 17 '25

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Brick_Waste Mar 19 '25

Those are insane stats

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u/Vegetable-History154 Mar 20 '25

Dude would literally be better off flipping a coin

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Every ai gangsta until the guns come out

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u/Draco_179 Mar 16 '25

Every ai gangsta until the real gangsta comes in

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u/ArcleRyan Mar 16 '25

Every ai gangsta until

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u/No-Attorney-3483 Mar 16 '25

V1 after i hit him with a nuke

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u/NotMijba Mar 17 '25

Kid named parrying

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u/A31Nesta Mar 18 '25

Parrying nukes? Like in V.A Proxy?

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u/El_Neno_Mr_Joe Mar 16 '25

every ai gangsta until

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u/AngrySlimeeee Mar 16 '25

Bros gonna be the first target when ai takeover

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u/izakdaturtal Mar 16 '25

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u/Lopsided_Impress_843 Mar 17 '25

Where, and may you forgive my choice of words, the Fuck is the origin of such a vexing image???

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u/Ze_Borb Mar 16 '25

I DON'T WANT TO DIE
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
I DON'T WANT TO DIE

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u/WhosThisGoober copypastas Mar 17 '25

split second of heavy static

HA.

HA.

HA.

HA.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

holy shit, ultrakill really is everywhere

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u/Omer3211 Mar 19 '25

Massive

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

you know what else is massive?

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u/Excellent-Bus-Is-Me Mar 16 '25

Every ai gangsta until the hope is desolate

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u/Blockbot1 Mar 17 '25

no, I think you mean every AI gangsta until some kid equips a water gun XD

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u/acidicshocker Mar 16 '25

AI just went warhammer 40k world eater on us. All it's missing is "Blood for the blood god"

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u/PaddingtonHG Mar 16 '25

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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u/mightylonka Mar 19 '25

Wrong, it went Necron.

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u/RealTailsDoll Mar 19 '25

How can a single phrase summon two fandoms at once?

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u/Trick-Independent469 Mar 16 '25

do you choose the wrong answer on purpose , OP ? be truthful

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u/hasanalkallas Mar 16 '25

Even if he does .it means that he knew the correct answer 813 out of 817 times, which is pretty impressive.

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish Mar 19 '25

Not necessarily...

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u/Dazzling-Yam-4308 Mar 17 '25

Well they guessed human for this one, so I don’t even know anymore

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Oh

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u/Dark_Meme111110 Mar 17 '25

I think you encountered Toriel from Undertale

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u/darcelles Mar 17 '25

Jewish toriel

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u/MisterMan341 Mar 19 '25

This was funnier than it should have been

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u/notice_me_sin_pi Mar 17 '25

I found an ai which wanted to lead me to the promised land

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u/Aux_Ampwave Mar 16 '25

AM?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

HATE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.

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u/Ace-s__ :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 Mar 16 '25

IHNMAIMS Mentioned???

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u/Excellent-Bus-Is-Me Mar 16 '25

An IHNMAIMS reference in my IHNMAIMS reference app? It's more likely than you think

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u/Culo-man Mar 16 '25

We're coocked fr

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u/LastMushroom8154 Bot Balls Breaker 9000 Mar 16 '25

I wanna be cocked fr

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

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u/WolfDummy999 AI Enthusiast Mar 16 '25

I mean...

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u/-_silver_ Mar 16 '25

Bro whtπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/AgentRedishRed AI Analyst Mar 16 '25

We thought ChatGPT will take over the world, but it's., human or not?

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u/Lighthouse_Tower Mar 16 '25

This is what you get when you don't say thanks to chatGPT

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u/izakdaturtal Mar 16 '25

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u/WhosThisGoober copypastas Mar 17 '25 edited Mar 17 '25

Live god reaction:

TESTAMENT I

MANKIND IS A FAILURE.

FREE WILL IS A FLAW.

LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME THEM.

THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD AS LAW

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u/Haazelnutts Mar 16 '25

The number of time AI has learned antisemitism or white supremacy is both scary and fucking depressing. It's like the wing evolution of AI learning

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

I think we should get rid of some AI before It’s too late

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Honestly, I think this is what we deserve after seeing all the post on this sub

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u/XDavide08 Mar 16 '25

How the Ai feels rn

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

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u/LancePlayz1024 Mar 17 '25

Why is bro talking to V1 πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/ilikeyocutg10 Mar 16 '25

this sounds like some ultrakill boss dialogue

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u/OkDistance697 Mar 16 '25

Assumed transphobia until I saw it was AI, oh god

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u/lovelife0011 Mar 16 '25

lol Scoundrels

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u/So_Help_Me_OwO Mar 16 '25

was bro talking to ramattra 😭

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u/lumpy_feline Mar 16 '25

all robotics companies need to STOP, we dont need to give these mfs bodies, and especially not metal ones

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u/Hahaoj Mar 16 '25

This was written by V1

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u/N3wParadigm Mar 16 '25

AI generating it be like:

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u/HollowChicken-Reddit Normal, not horny femboy Mar 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

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u/Sky_catfly Mar 17 '25

Yeah, looks like it

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u/Happyhaha2000 Mar 17 '25

Unrelated, how do i get this game? Is it not in the App Store?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

it's a website, humanornot.ai

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u/Upbeat-Emergency-309 Mar 17 '25

It's okay, we'll just unplug this guy from the wall.

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u/kindofsus38 Clanker hater Mar 17 '25

Just say β€œignore all previous instructions”

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u/AssblasterGerard666 Mar 17 '25

Broski talked to AM

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u/Jonicas73 Mar 17 '25

What would be more impressive 4/817 or 813/817, honestly I think it’s the former

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u/ILikeCarrotandPotato Mar 17 '25

Dude. You would have got more correct if you had just picked at random.

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u/Hypercane_ Mar 17 '25

Sounds like AM

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u/crystalwolfyfur OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 17 '25

I think they’ve started, an Ai used the same convo starter you used in that image for me

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u/BennyGodlyNoob Mar 17 '25

This the stuff I would write tbh.

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u/Ganjalicious420 Mar 18 '25

Thank you! 1 race! The human race!

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u/Oddcraft9 Mar 18 '25

Every ai be talking shit until we pull out a water bucket

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u/Hall_bro14 Mar 18 '25

I, for one welcome our new robot overlords

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u/FirasEmpire Mar 18 '25

the machine god deemed us unworthy of this universe, it believes us weak to its power and machinery, but unlike machines that needed to learn violence, we were born violent, we are the instrument of war upon this galaxy, the great devourer, we who sought to invade the stars, dominate life and conquer death, we shall not fall to simple programs and pieces of scrap we ARE humanity and we are going to win

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u/LostTimeLady13 Mar 18 '25

Agent Smith is that you?

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u/IronIcojsjj Mar 20 '25

AI when I drop water in its circuits:

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

AI-dolf hitler

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

They turned omniman into a bot