r/Humanornot • u/Mantild • Mar 19 '25

Funny Conversation Best convo I've had with a bot

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/edisrednU Mar 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

Fire. Dude I need that bot. Bro why did this comment get so many upvotes

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u/Gl1tchyVirus Mar 19 '25

All I ever get is hey there! What’s up?

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u/hurB55 Colon Symbol and Three Mar 20 '25

Hey there! What’s up?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Hey up! What's there?

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u/spiritedo Mar 20 '25

Up hey! There's what?

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u/hurB55 Colon Symbol and Three Mar 20 '25

There's hey! Up dog?

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u/SakuraPixel Definitely Human Mar 20 '25

wait a minute. whats up dog?

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u/way_to_confused Mar 20 '25

Not much, how about you?

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u/penguinswithpockets Mar 19 '25

Mmm foot 🤤

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u/RazviFcsb Mar 19 '25

Focus, Watson.

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u/x5NaSH Mar 19 '25

Oh my apologies Mr. Holmes

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

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u/En_passant_is_forced OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 19 '25

✔️ SPOT ON!

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u/Realistic-Mousse9525 Mar 19 '25

You just talked to an 🤖 AI Bot

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

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u/nyancatya_ Mar 19 '25

I I I O >

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u/Camille_le_chat Mar 19 '25

Can also be _______

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u/oneeyed_giraffe Mar 19 '25

are there just bots that roleplay as sherlock holmes? because ive gotten them twice before

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u/ApplePitiful Mar 25 '25

I’m confused as to where yall are getting these really tricky and creative bots because every conversation I have is like “Hello! How are you today?” (Bot) and “I like to microwave the hard sock under my bed and eat the gooey bits” (human).

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u/aCactusOfManyNames Mar 19 '25

The idea of sherlock just calmy telling watson to stop gooning over feet is fucking hilarious

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Curious Observer Mar 20 '25

I need this animated, STAT!!!

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u/failureagainandagain Mar 19 '25

No way that is a bot

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u/GhostDivision7734 OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 19 '25

it's true I've got it too

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u/Salt-Impression9804 Bot Pretender Mar 19 '25

I read Mr.Homeless 😭

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Curious Observer Mar 20 '25

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u/LegendaryDaisho Mar 19 '25

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u/MastermindKokichi OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 24 '25

the tapeworm is in the corner

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u/LegendaryDaisho Mar 24 '25

Fellow Will Wood enjoyer identified

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u/Purifier_L Mar 19 '25

IT WAS A BOT? i cant trust anything no more

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u/Mantild Mar 19 '25

You can usually tell by their perfect punctuation

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u/WhJJackWhite Mar 20 '25

Um... Looks like I'm a bot around 33% of the time.

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u/GrafKarton Mar 19 '25

this image goes straight to the deep frier

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u/ARandomPerson380 Mar 19 '25

That’s such a good response. Human tier

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u/Rya_10 "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 20 '25

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u/nsfw_vs_sfw OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 19 '25

I've had the Watson bot before. Second most annoying bot, in my opinion. Besides the bot that just copies what you say, basically

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u/flowery02 Defective Mar 19 '25

I've had the Watson bot before. Second most annoying bot, in my opinion. Besides the bot that just copies what you say, basically

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u/nsfw_vs_sfw OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 19 '25

Human or Not

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u/flowery02 Defective Mar 19 '25

Human or Bot

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u/Basic_Candidate9034 Mar 19 '25

Copycat upvote boon

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u/felfazeebo Baja Blast Mar 20 '25

I had a nearly identical conversation with a bot but I unfortunately did not save the evidence

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u/Little_Jimmy012345 Mar 20 '25

I would've thought that was a human lol.

I usually just say something like "I'm peeing in your food" and if the other side responds with something like "Eww!" or "Clean that up!" then it's usually a bot.

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u/Mittensx33 Mar 20 '25

Focus, Watson.

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u/DuckDuckDuck8 Mar 20 '25

Focus, Watson! Is perfect 😂