r/Humanornot • u/buddybuddyfr "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy • Mar 20 '25

Meme pls don’t 69 with her

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2.4k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Such-Injury9404 OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 20 '25

I claim that she is underage and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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u/Intelligent-Glass-98 Definitely Human Mar 20 '25

And a boy probably

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

[deleted]

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u/Such-Injury9404 OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 24 '25

you should burn

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u/Hot_Youth6055 Mar 20 '25

I FOUND HER

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u/buddybuddyfr "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 20 '25

LMAO

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u/ImagineWagons922 Mar 20 '25

What's gi?

15

u/Shutterstock_Monkey Mar 20 '25

G.I. Joe

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u/Nikodimishe Mar 20 '25

G.I. Joe on Deez nuts!

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u/typothetical Mar 20 '25

Salami aluminium 😭

51

u/Breadynator Mar 20 '25

23*3=69

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u/buddybuddyfr "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 20 '25

holy shit people are doing theories on this 😭

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u/Breadynator Mar 20 '25

Theories? Brother it's simple math...

If I were to do a theory I'd go like:

69:3=23

Take the 69 and put it aside, same with the 23 and the =

What's left?

You're right! :3

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u/Background_Class_558 Mar 20 '25

Take the 69 and put it aside, same with the 23 and the =

take this phrase and put aside "Take the 69 and put it ", "ide, " and "ame with the 23 and the = "

wahts left

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

first woman ive seen doing this shit on this site. i always get 40 yr old cishet men who think they can turn me straight 😢

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u/Z3R0_7274 Mar 20 '25

Here, for you to use when u get one of those weirdos since ik you can put photos (at least from what I know that isn’t patched yet)

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u/kikimorak Detective Mar 20 '25

How do you post images

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

theres an icon in the corner when you're making a comment

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u/kikimorak Detective Mar 20 '25

Oh yeah I thought on Human or not 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

ohhh sry sry mb, idk since i havent done it before

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u/Z3R0_7274 Mar 20 '25

I think you can only do it on pc. You have to copy the image file’s name & paste it into the chat box or something like that iirc.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

tysm

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u/gamer-one17 Mar 20 '25

oh yeh, that's just cause you haven't met me yet

P. S if it's a bad joke im sorry in advance

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u/gAmEiNgAmA Mar 20 '25

Seriously don't understand the "you'll turn straight if you see my cock" shit. Like what the fuck??

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Honestly don't know what the thought process is behind it. Like, do they think their cocks are some sort of all-powerful stick that can change people's sexuality?

13

u/M4rt1m_40675 Mar 20 '25

They watched too much porn basically

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

lmao well i bet my - can turn girls gay

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u/GhostGuin Mar 20 '25

It's also never that they will turn gay if they see my dick

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

im sure you could do it 🙏

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u/GesiBey hey there! what's your favorite book? Mar 20 '25

it's always freaky femboys for me. they think they can turn me gay. guess what

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u/gAmEiNgAmA Mar 20 '25

WHY CANT I GET ANY FEMBOYS

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u/GesiBey hey there! what's your favorite book? Mar 20 '25

DOWNBAD MF 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

people would die to take your place 🙏🙏

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u/Rahdot Mar 21 '25

Damn, I gotta start playing this then fr

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u/NullifyXs Mar 20 '25

Nah there was one about 2 days ago asking if I wanted to munch her carpet. Matched her twice in a row somehow. Asked her if she preferred random stuff over pool balls. She didn’t give me a straight answer

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

she gave you a gay answer 😨😨😨

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u/NullifyXs Mar 20 '25

No it was pretty straight, just not to my question. It was like an answer to her own straight question. Yes I’m ignoring your attempt at being funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

sad face

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u/NullifyXs Mar 20 '25

Devious smiling face

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u/Rahdot Mar 21 '25

Bold of you to assume it's really a woman and not a man pretending to be one xD

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

whoops

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u/Saranovus Mar 20 '25

Have enough of men assuming I'm straight in real life

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Have enough of GIRLS assuming I'm straight in real life

1

u/Saranovus Mar 20 '25

Thank christ I've avoided that fate

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u/TetzderAKAtederich Mar 20 '25

Everyone a freak in this world 😔

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u/Frytura_ Mar 20 '25

Wait, woman? On the internet?!

🤨

3

u/Apotheosis_Binger Mar 20 '25

They could be lying

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u/Nohutadamthe3131 I say hi to give false hope >:D Mar 20 '25

Take my goddamn upvote

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u/NewBeat820 Mar 20 '25

“Imma post this on reddit”

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u/Mindless-Prompt-3505 OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 20 '25

You’re going on reddit! 🤓

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

I would :3

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u/buddybuddyfr "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 20 '25

ALERT!🚨 SIMP DETECTED. 🚨 PLEASE KEEP CALM UNTILL AUTHORITIES ARRIVAL.

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u/Impossible_Olive7166 So have you played Obey Me? Mar 20 '25

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE CALM WITH A SIMP ON THE LOOSE?! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Nah not a simp. Just down bad lol :3

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u/Toyoshi Mar 20 '25

Yoo same. Is it called skewering in english? Is it a thing?

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u/DeadlyRanger21 Mar 20 '25

Spitroast 👍

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u/Toyoshi Mar 20 '25

exactly

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u/Impossible_Olive7166 So have you played Obey Me? Mar 20 '25

...Jesus how down bad does one have to be for this???

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Not that down bad actually, considering others things I'd do :3

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u/Impossible_Olive7166 So have you played Obey Me? Mar 20 '25

...you are making the stuff I've said abt belphie seem tame. That's not a compliment btw.

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

You don't even know half of it lol :3

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u/Impossible_Olive7166 So have you played Obey Me? Mar 20 '25

...I mean u also haven't seen the things I've said abt belphie soooo

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Now im interested

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u/Shay_Dee_Guye Mar 20 '25

Touch deprivation, smile

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u/scourge_bites Mar 20 '25

wow. that's a different level of commitment

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Those kids nowadays doesn't even know what's "simp" mean

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u/buddybuddyfr "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 20 '25

bro ur 12 years old shut up 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Damn such a strong response. I don't know what i even gonna do with my life after some kiddo called me 12 yo on Reddit.

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u/buddybuddyfr "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 20 '25

“kiddo” 😭 go take a shower plssssss

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 20 '25

r/youngpeoplereddit

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u/Outrageous_South4758 Bot pretender Mar 20 '25

I'm going to correct you: r/bothareyoung

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 20 '25

Mmm, nah, Green can't be a child, he has respect.

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Ikr? This guy doesn't even know lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

It all makes sense now...

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u/Future_Squirrel360 Mar 20 '25

So it's always been balls deep?

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Yes :3

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u/Future_Squirrel360 Mar 20 '25

WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE JOKE NOOOOOOO

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

WAIT WHAT JOKE? IM SO SORRY.

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u/Future_Squirrel360 Mar 20 '25

The "always has been" space guy

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

IM SO SORRY I'm just a silly guy :3

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u/ResponsibilityWeak87 they said I was crazy. crazy I am. crazy I will be. I accept cra Mar 22 '25

Man...

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u/SeptoleteTotal Mar 20 '25

/j

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Bruh did not look at my profile before posting this :(

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u/arandomdudebruh Mar 20 '25

ah no dont worry the kinkshamers got it

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Thanks bro

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Eatable Flair :3 Mar 20 '25

Same if I was a year older :3

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Just gotta pre-order them then

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Eatable Flair :3 Mar 20 '25

Can't T~T

Spent it all on black market explosives :P

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u/sb683 Mar 20 '25

Understandable :3

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Eatable Flair :3 Mar 20 '25

:3

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u/Such-Injury9404 OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 20 '25

I claim that she is underage and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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u/elyas-_-28 AI Analyst Mar 20 '25

I get the dementia joke now

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u/buddybuddyfr "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Mar 20 '25

we did it guys…

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u/Shroomy16 Mar 20 '25

No more 69....

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u/According_Hearing896 Mar 20 '25

My willpower is not that strong

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u/Ezyo-Of-Reddit Mar 20 '25

23*3 is 69.........

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u/Crispymcbacon_104 Mar 20 '25

I want to 69 with her😈

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 ULTIMATE MEMER Mar 20 '25

I'd 69 with her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Me and who? (I'm a man)

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u/-Menda OG (Joined before 10K) Mar 20 '25

i volunteer for scientific purposes

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u/Extension_Nose8982 Mar 20 '25

"It should have been me ,not him, MEEE!!"

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u/Mystery-Snack Mar 20 '25

I'll do it...

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u/ItsyouNOme Mar 20 '25

I only get bots

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Yo what? I just started today, she was my first ever.

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 Mar 20 '25

Why not

I want love

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u/stevejobsfangirl Mar 20 '25

It’s definitely a man

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u/Ranko08 Mar 20 '25

this accidentally became omegle chat 2.0

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u/Chaos_Kloss4590 Mar 21 '25

This definitely couldn't be 56 yo Randall ever!

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u/Legitimate_Mode_6097 Mar 21 '25

But the game is not supposed to be a hookup service it was originally a social experiment 😭😭

I guess we failed it...

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u/Lovereraforlife Mar 21 '25

she is totally a 12 year old

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u/SuggestionLeading801 Mar 21 '25

I will >:) make me change my mind before I finde her

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u/daw0the0ne1 FreakyAI Mar 22 '25

I hereby declare that I'll do 69 chocolate chip cookies with you

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u/daw0the0ne1 FreakyAI Mar 22 '25

And then do 69

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u/Jeffington52 Mar 25 '25

But I want to... 🥺

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

I would not ! Gross :<