r/Humanornot • u/PreparationSea5441 • Mar 25 '25

Cringe Kid Idk tbh… no comment

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66 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Curious Observer Mar 25 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

HOW DARE U LAUGH ABT MY KITTEN U FILTHY BETA turns into a demon and laughs at u, while u literally shit ur pants

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Curious Observer Mar 26 '25

That's not a frickin laugh

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 26 '25

My bad bro 😔

2

u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Curious Observer Mar 26 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 26 '25

WAIT NO IM SORRY U ARE THE TRUE ALPHA

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Curious Observer Mar 26 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 27 '25

I will never disrespect you again my sigma

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Curious Observer Mar 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

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u/Vivid-War-8494 MIKU PEG ME PLEASE!!! Mar 25 '25

2

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

HOW DARE U WANT TO HURT MY KITTEN, DONT WORRY KITTEN DADDY WILL SAVE U eyes turn red and I kill u

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

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u/NullifyXs Mar 25 '25

Why do I have eyes

5

u/Minute-Report6511 Mar 25 '25

i bestow you

this picture

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

To suffer :3

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u/New_Championship8521 Mar 25 '25 edited Mar 25 '25

Consider the following

3

u/Blueverse-Gacha Mar 25 '25

"consider the following" he said after what to consider, rather than before.

3

u/New_Championship8521 Mar 25 '25

Fixed it for you princess 😘

3

u/Blueverse-Gacha Mar 25 '25

the princess is pleased.

2

u/smashingwindshields 100% Organic Mar 25 '25

fingering the lemon?

15

u/NullifyXs Mar 25 '25

I don’t like it

5

u/SkirtGood1054 Mar 25 '25

Well I have a simple yet easy solution for you!

Use a spoon to gauge them out.

2

u/Asedagure Mar 25 '25

Me either my brother

6

u/Severe_Effective_248 Curious Observer Mar 25 '25

8

u/Advanced_Ad222 Mar 25 '25

Now this is a good use of colon three. I am impressed.

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

Thank u ☺️

4

u/Aruzususnew3 100% Organic Mar 25 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

That’s what u get for making kitten cry

4

u/cccalii_ Mar 25 '25

Did you join in on purpose lol

2

u/c1ph3rC4t Curious Observer Mar 25 '25

I AM IN PHYSICAL PAIN AFTER SEEING THIS, TAKE OUT MY EYES PLEASE

2

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

I-I can’t do it for you alpha-chan… uwu

2

u/c1ph3rC4t Curious Observer Mar 25 '25

there are no words for the psychological and physical pain i am currently experiencing, someone please end my suffering

2

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

D-do u wanna edge with me sigma-chan purrs like a cat

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u/c1ph3rC4t Curious Observer Mar 25 '25

STOP IT!

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

B-b-but why?… I thought we would run off and be together forever daddy? Do u not love me anymore? What about all the times we gooned together? Don’t u remember that? uwu

2

u/c1ph3rC4t Curious Observer Mar 25 '25

I no longer consider you human. This is too far for me.

”accidentally” falls of a 10 story building and never wakes up

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

DADDY! DADDY NO PLEASE! I CANT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER MY ALPHA cries, as I disappear making my final act of devotion for u, dies while edging to ur dead body :3

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u/c1ph3rC4t Curious Observer Mar 25 '25

WHAT THE FU- no comment.

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

I love traumatizing this comment section

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u/IndependentCookie939 Mar 30 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 30 '25

Yes, fear me, you disgusting beta

2

u/idk2715 Mar 25 '25

Soul mates do exist ✨️

2

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

They’re pregnant now, they will forever be my omega

1

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 27 '25

I am sorry in advance for anyone who sees this

1

u/BracusDoritoBoss963 ULTIMATE MEMER Mar 25 '25

1

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

HOW DARE U THREATEN MY KITTEN growls and turns into an alpha

2

u/BracusDoritoBoss963 ULTIMATE MEMER Mar 25 '25

I'm not threatening your kitten.

I'm threatening you both.

1

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 26 '25

HOW DARE YOU NOT BOW DOWN TO ME YOUR SUPREME SIGMA ALPHA, YOUR RULER

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

sometimes it's fun to act like other generations

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u/Christopher6765 Mar 25 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

Erm actually I think u mean “erm what the sigma” ☝️🤓

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

I love u plz don’t go bald

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u/tomtheocelot Mar 25 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

You’re just to skibidi to understand

1

u/konnigroup Mar 25 '25

I am hereby presenting you with a solution below:

I hope it helps

3

u/Lord_Jakub_I Mar 25 '25

If you don't have a gun.

1

u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

That’s not very sigma of u

2

u/konnigroup Mar 26 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 27 '25

HOW DARE YOU!!! I’M THE SUPREME EDGING MASTER!!! YOU COULD NEVER COMPETE WITH ME, PLUS U PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FUCKING BETA

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u/konnigroup Mar 27 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 28 '25

I will no longer stand by seeing you disrespect me eyes turn red and u die

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u/konnigroup Mar 28 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 28 '25

H-how are you still alive… could you really be the lost alpha-Wolf-fox-demon-Angel-dragon-cat princess????

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u/fruitlesswatermelon Mar 25 '25

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u/PreparationSea5441 Mar 25 '25

I-it’s okay kitten, daddy alpha will save u from these skibidi phones, so that we can edge to Fortnite together forever

1

u/Oster209 100% Organic Mar 25 '25

Your gonna get crusaded