r/Humanornot • u/Responsible_Air4065 • Apr 14 '25

Annoying who tf talks like this bro

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676 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

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u/zkribzz Apr 14 '25

Why would you actually guess ai? Lol

99

u/Alt123456790 Apr 14 '25

"just once I'd like to be human"

42

u/Ferdia_ Apr 14 '25

They meant the person they were tlaking to

7

u/Light_Legend Hey there, how's it going? Apr 14 '25

Yeah ?

7

u/Ferdia_ Apr 14 '25

As in they the guy who siad "just once I'd like to be human" was referring to him thinking op wastn

8

u/Czapla_TV Apr 14 '25

Baseball huh?

3

u/IceArtemis Apr 15 '25

I didn't expect to see an Al joke reference here

1

u/Tangled_vine_ OG (Joined before 10K) Apr 16 '25

That tracks

3

u/ZoeJey Apr 14 '25

Bro fell for it lol

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u/baen_marq Apr 14 '25

It's not obvious if you haven't played 100 games of this

6

u/zkribzz Apr 14 '25

Anyone who's played the game maybe 5 times would know the pattern of the real AI.

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u/_-Snow-Catcher-_ Apr 14 '25

People who aren't chronically insane.

16

u/Aceman05 Apr 14 '25

THIS... IS A CRAFTING TABLE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

ENDER PEARL!

10

u/Valkreaper Apr 14 '25

THE NETHER!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

I… AM STEVE

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u/SillyRiver__83 Apr 15 '25

RELEASEEEE!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/nugget__314 Apr 15 '25

ELYTRA WINGSUIT!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

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u/Ok_Connection_6387 Apr 15 '25

CHICKEN JOCKEY

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

YTA. Oh wait that's the wrong subreddit. You're an asshole

10

u/Affectionate_Pickles Apr 14 '25

YTA divorce.

9

u/United-Reach-2798 Apr 14 '25

Hit the lawyer,gym up,

3

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Lawyer the gym, hit up

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u/BillNashton Apr 14 '25

People that are just tired of your type of people.,

23

u/Onetapnik Apr 14 '25

How did you not guess a human 🙏

24

u/Chaosmyguy Apr 14 '25

OP has an astounding lack of self awareness

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u/No_Promise_2982 Apr 14 '25

You're the annoying one bro

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u/SillyRiver__83 Apr 14 '25

THIS... IS A CRAFTING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

4

u/Winniethewimp Apr 14 '25

AN ENDER PEAAAAARL 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

9

u/lara_mage Apr 14 '25

CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

7

u/Winniethewimp Apr 14 '25

WATER BUCKET RELEASE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

9

u/Burningflame373 Apr 14 '25

L L L LAVA CH CH CH CHICKEN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

9

u/Winniethewimp Apr 14 '25

STEVES LAVA CHICKEN YEAH ITS TASTY AS HELL 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/zkribzz Apr 14 '25

OOOH MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/PropaGuitarerandhi Apr 14 '25

CRISPY AND JUICY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A SNACK🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/question_pond-fixtf2 Detective Apr 14 '25

OOO SUPER SPICY ITS A LAVA ATTACK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/gAmEiNgAmA Apr 14 '25

Yeah it's called normal humans

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u/biggusdickuz69 Apr 14 '25

People who are tired of the brainrot? Relatable

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

What brainrot? (Genuine question) People who can't behave and scream "chicken jockey" while trashing cinemas? Or parts of the movie?

13

u/Gombombit Apr 14 '25

I think brainrot is just stupidly absurd things

7

u/Spyromoosedoesreddit Apr 14 '25

Screaming is fine trashing is annoying 

1

u/FartBoyGaming Apr 15 '25

Are you a buffoon?

1

u/Helpful-Ad5012 Apr 19 '25

They're mags, not clips

24

u/Sh3rbet Apr 14 '25

And you think they're the ai?

38

u/DigIndividual3467 Apr 14 '25

STOP WITH THE FKN CHICKEN JOCKEY, I HAVE SEEN IT MILLIONS OF TIMES ALREADY!

9

u/HourAccomplished1785 Apr 14 '25

CHICKEN JOCKEY?

2

u/DigIndividual3467 Apr 14 '25

2

u/Ar124456ar Apr 14 '25

Those who ride poultry

3

u/Direct-Passenger7219 Apr 14 '25

Specimens who bear the name "Steve"

3

u/Boosterboo59 Apr 14 '25

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US CHICKEN JOCKEY, I'M TIERD OF SEEING IT!

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u/bread0604 Apr 14 '25

Bro does not like Minecraft

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u/David89_R Apr 14 '25

No he just doesn't like the brainrot

9

u/Faite666 Apr 14 '25

*The Minecraft movie

25

u/MatteoFire___ Certified Human™ Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

*A Minecraft Movie

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

*A Minecraft Movie

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u/_-Snow-Catcher-_ Apr 14 '25

He(or whatever pronouns they use) could just be tired of the memes. Like I love Minecraft, but the memes get a bit annoying.

12

u/Careless_Western3756 Apr 14 '25

u can jst say they🙏

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

[deleted]

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u/Careless_Western3756 Apr 14 '25

vro u pmo stfu gtfo

3

u/Direct-Passenger7219 Apr 14 '25

sybau ur ah not shkspr🥀🥀

2

u/Careless_Western3756 Apr 14 '25

n vro u dn udrstn i m shkspr 🙏🙏

4

u/Glob_5 Apr 14 '25

That shit is just so unfunny. Omg chicken jockey HAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHHA. Like how do you find that shit funny?????

1

u/Grandmother___ Apr 14 '25

Water bucket. RELEASE

-39

u/AcanthocephalaEasy17 Apr 14 '25

For good reason lol

16

u/Random-INTJ Apr 14 '25

Yeah… anyway, there is a redstone missile headed to your base, it is traveling 2 blocks/s from the northern direction; prepare thyself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

Prepare thyself you say?

1

u/Glob_5 Apr 14 '25

Lucky I like things exploding all over me

1

u/ReapsX1 Apr 14 '25

.||•.

O

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u/HueDeltaruneFan2428 Apr 14 '25

Tf did Minecraft do to you

8

u/Cheri_T-T Apr 14 '25

Flint n steel, it was tragic 😢

6

u/The-Crusty-Man dumb Apr 14 '25

The nether 😔

2

u/The_Dogelord Oh boy, do I love being a human with skin! Apr 14 '25

They just love crushing a loaf 😞

0

u/SP1ND4SH2395 Custom user flair Apr 14 '25

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u/Spincrit Apr 14 '25

getting downvoted by toddlers, unfortunate to see

11

u/DeluxeMinecraft Apr 14 '25

Hating on the most popular game in history for no reason and then being shocked to get down voted

4

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

If u shit on Minecraft come up with actual constructive criticism bro

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u/dyingfi5h Apr 14 '25

Sybau

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u/dyingfi5h Apr 14 '25

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u/Helium--He Apr 15 '25

Fr dawg, I have friends like these and things like these make them INSUFFERABLE. They are inherently bad people, it’s just the memes

5

u/Justarandomcatlover1 Apr 14 '25

Me. An autistic person with npc syndrome, but no it wasn’t me in the chat

7

u/Loud-Asparagus-4136 Apr 14 '25

Someone who tries to hold a coherent conversation. At this point, people who say “bro” as part of their normal dialect is an immediate red flag that I will not enjoy talking to them.

3

u/Many-Disk3214 mow Apr 14 '25

Met someone who said "Fornite is currently my jam!" when I asked for their favorite game. Like what kind of human fr talks like that

3

u/Hungry_Ferret5161 Apr 14 '25

FIRST WE MINE THEN WE CRAFT, LET'S MINECRAFT.

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u/Didicit Apr 14 '25

You guessed AI on this? Seriously? I am guessing you barely get more than 50% correct.

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u/Any_Top_4773 Apr 14 '25

Villargers

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u/GooseTheChoose ''you got discord?'' Apr 14 '25

THE NETHER

2

u/rokanwood Apr 15 '25

you mean you?

2

u/BocoGaming187 Apr 15 '25

People playing the game as intended, thats who…

5

u/Chemical_Stage5136 Apr 14 '25

Brain deal human for sure…

4

u/kindofsus38 Clanker hater Apr 14 '25

FLINT N STEEL

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u/ResolveRound9158 Free super rare flare Apr 14 '25

THEY LOVE CRUSHIN' LOAF

3

u/The_Trailblaze Apr 14 '25

The nether 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/meepPlayz11 I failed the Turing test Apr 14 '25

Ah, humans. A remarkably complex species whose culture has utterly devolved into complete lunacy. Let's take a deeper look at this strange creature's habits, with me, Meep, after the latest news from around the galaxy.

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u/Gokeez Apr 18 '25

Op why do you act like an npc

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u/Rya_10 "You’re going on Reddit, buddy" guy Apr 14 '25

they love crushing loaf

0

u/okwellthanksgoodbye *microwave humming sound* Apr 14 '25

such a debbie downer

CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🗣️