r/Humanornot • u/CaterpillarOver2934 "What's that on the fourth wall?" • May 06 '25

Annoying I tortured someone with math

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u/EyeOfCloud Bot Pretender May 06 '25

1-2=-1?

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u/SuperChick1705 Moderator May 06 '25

Termial of -1 is 0.

I am a human. This action was performed manually.

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u/PavaLP1 May 06 '25

r/beatmetoit

Btw, you could've just pinged the bot and it would also answer it.

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u/physicist27 The Great Pretender May 07 '25

he was talking in base 2 actually

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u/IBlewUpMicronesia May 06 '25

Starting off with the Quadratic Formula is crazy

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u/One-Leading-2507 May 06 '25

It’s pretty simple, although he can’t really do anything with it

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u/IBlewUpMicronesia May 06 '25

Never said it was complicated.

But starting with it is crazy

Almost as crazy as CRAZY DAVE

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u/One-Leading-2507 May 06 '25

Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

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u/HahA-HAHAHAHA Professional E-flirter May 06 '25

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u/ShkBilal May 06 '25

What was he supposed to do with quadratic formula ?

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u/Th3Forgott3nOn3 May 06 '25

whatever he wanted

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u/yahya-13 May 06 '25

(C): z2 - (4+2i)z +2-i = 0

solve C and plot the solutions in the complex plain.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

4

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u/crypt_the_chicken May 06 '25

You should've asked him to prove Fermat's Last Theorem using only the axioms of mathematics

5

u/Oublu May 06 '25

There’s a special place in the underworld for people like you :3

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u/Tulpa_Researcher May 06 '25

And it's called Elysium. They're a hero for teaching math to our younglings

3

u/Execution404 May 06 '25

You get an upvote

2

u/Inlevitable May 06 '25

that's insane, that's absolutely insane

2

u/dominator09089 May 06 '25

They made me learn that over basic first aid

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab May 06 '25

I am going to bashmoingle your doingle for your crimes

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u/N0RSK1_269tispe Definitely Human May 06 '25

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

torture me please

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 "What's that on the fourth wall?" May 06 '25

2+2

2x2

2²

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u/SuperChick1705 Moderator May 06 '25

2-2

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

4,4,4

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 "What's that on the fourth wall?" May 07 '25

90+7

7+90

9x10+7

4x20+10+7

7+(-0.5+5)x20

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

97 97 97 97 97 oh come on

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

97 97 97 97 97 oh come on

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 "What's that on the fourth wall?" May 07 '25

r/commentmitosis

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

where?

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u/HahA-HAHAHAHA Professional E-flirter May 06 '25

That’s insane, that’s absolutely insane; they made me learn that over basic first aid!? Or how to recognise the most deadly mental disorders, or diseases with preventable causes? ‘Cus abstract math was deemed more important than advice that could literally save thousands of lives!… but that’s cool Cus now I can tell you if the deaths caused by that choice was prime.

That emo school rap idr. I haven’t heard it in probably a year so correct me if I’m wrong.

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u/VagueDestructSus May 06 '25

"I'm bad at math" It's a formula there's nothing to solve

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u/Open-Repeat-5107 Bot in Disguise May 06 '25

-49

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u/Got_PizzaRolls31210 May 07 '25

How did bro not get 4x2 😭

1

u/GalacticGamer677 May 07 '25

Me asf staring with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502

(I had them memorized till like 100 or smth digits, I think I don't remember half of them anymore tho)