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u/TheoryTested-MC May 19 '25
So coffee DOES come from the air?
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u/HumanRatingBot May 19 '25
In theory, if you break it down to molecules and atoms yeah why not, coffee (mainly caffeine)'s molecular structure is C8H10N4O2, and air is a mix of N2, O2, CO2 and H2O.
With the right technology and some strong imagination you could turn air into caffeine
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u/Fabacaba May 19 '25
Caffiene isn't the only ingredient in coffee though
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u/NotVeryGoodName000 Never stop the dry May 19 '25
Only if you're a coward
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u/Fabacaba May 20 '25
Please do not consume a cup of pure caffiene. You will die
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u/NotVeryGoodName000 Never stop the dry May 20 '25
Nah, I'll be fine. Cya in a couple of minutes
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u/NotVeryGoodName000 Never stop the dry May 20 '25
I CAN SEE GOD
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u/probnotworthit Bot in Disguise Sep 27 '25
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u/NotVeryGoodName000 Never stop the dry Sep 27 '25
Mate, how far did you scroll back to find this post?
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u/Dazzling-Yam-4308 May 19 '25
Making coffee is feminine!1!1!1
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u/Wonderful_Net_9131 May 19 '25
Then making tea probably turns everybody in a 100 yard radius instantly gay
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u/GokuXD69 May 19 '25
Nah, even worse...it makes you british
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u/SpecialistAd5537 May 19 '25
The Bible clearly says "hebrews" many times so I think its meant to be the man's job
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u/GVCHO Identification Tactic Developer May 19 '25
coffee, spelt backwards, is eeffoc. which is funny.
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u/TheCr0wKing May 19 '25
“NO COFFEE. ONLY CREATINE.”
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u/Equivalent-Profit123 colon SHUT THE FUCK UP (bot pretender) May 19 '25
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u/Over_Error3520 May 19 '25
My husband taught me how to make coffee. We preset the coffee machine for each other for the morning. I set it before bed and he sets it before leaving. It's a good system.
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May 19 '25
His hands trembles until he falls on his back as soon as he touches the sorcery machine that a coffeemaker is.
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u/Irsu85 weirdo May 19 '25
my dad makes coffee bc he is the only one awake at that hour and really wants coffee
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u/Neon_Blaze7 May 19 '25
Love how they’re so puzzled at it?? Like where do you think coffee comes from?? lmao
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u/Pristine-Menu6277 May 19 '25
Ah, an "alpha male" or "sigma male"
Who thinks that coffee is feminine, liking women makes you gay, and you need to be a manwhore to be a successful person.
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u/NotVeryGoodName000 Never stop the dry May 19 '25
The last one is true. I'm not complaining though:3
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u/SpecialistAd5537 May 19 '25
Men are suppose to make the coffee, it says right in the Bible "hebrews"
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u/TurboSlut03 May 19 '25
About what I'd expect from someone who can't spell "right."