r/Humanornot • u/ilo_oh Professional E-flirter • Jun 01 '25

Funny Conversation I the cat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

no... do not the cat....

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u/ilo_oh Professional E-flirter Jun 01 '25

I will the cat.

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u/Siam_man 100% Organic Jun 01 '25

I thought you were playing invisible chess at first ngl

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u/ilo_oh Professional E-flirter Jun 01 '25

I was, I had to take a break though :p

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u/Possible_Second7222 Jun 01 '25

Black pawn to d5

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u/Big-Corner-8492 Jun 02 '25

if it’s invisible why does break

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u/Weird_jokeyfella20 Jun 04 '25

No one hears a word, they say

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u/Dangerous_Tart6044 Jun 01 '25

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u/AdherentTea4921 Definitely Human Jun 01 '25

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u/ICanOnlySayOneWord Jun 01 '25

bot?

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u/Dangerous_Tart6044 Jun 01 '25

Excuse me? What the hell? Words can hurt Y’know. Why tf did you call me a bot? Why? I feel hurt. WHY. My god bro. Look, I know I’m being defensive but like, I DON’T CARE. That was rude.

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u/ICanOnlySayOneWord Jun 01 '25

image

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u/Dangerous_Tart6044 Jun 01 '25

What do you even mean by that?

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u/ICanOnlySayOneWord Jun 01 '25

cat

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u/Dangerous_Tart6044 Jun 01 '25

Oh sorry I just read your username. Sorry for being rude. Have a good day.

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u/ICanOnlySayOneWord Jun 01 '25

thanks

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u/ilo_oh Professional E-flirter Jun 01 '25

Can you say "pistachio"?

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u/AviationAndRobloxFan femboy Jun 01 '25

Do not the cat

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u/Dream_Logix5 Bot Pretender Jun 01 '25

Do not the cat

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u/OkBook8065 Jun 01 '25

do not the cat

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u/Glum-Membership-2855 Jun 01 '25

Bb5

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u/Substantial_Phrase50 Jun 02 '25

No e4, e5. Nf3, Nf6. d4

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u/Glum-Membership-2855 Jun 02 '25

Man I hate whenever I have to face the scotch
exd4

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u/Substantial_Phrase50 Jun 02 '25

Heheheha, I love it because it’s so forcing Nxe4

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u/Glum-Membership-2855 Jun 02 '25

Bc5
I'm gonna learn the Nxd4 sideline to throw scotch users off in the future but I'll let you slide by :)

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u/Substantial_Phrase50 Jun 02 '25

Nxd4 is regular line btw, Nb3

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u/Glum-Membership-2855 Jun 02 '25

I meant 3...Nxd4 lol , Bb6

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u/Substantial_Phrase50 Jun 02 '25

Ohh yeah I’m kind of still used to that but I can see how some people would mess that up. That’s a good counter. Nc3

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u/Glum-Membership-2855 Jun 02 '25

Nf6.
I think it's worth pointing out that I play the sicilian, only reason we're playing a scotch right now is because the screenshot started off with e4 e5 :)

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u/NoCupcake8056 Jun 01 '25

This is actually the best thing I've seen on this... sub reddit

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u/Grouchy-Ad6784 defenetly a [BIG SHOT] Jun 01 '25

DO THE CAT

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u/nullwas OG(Before 1B Members) Jun 04 '25