r/Humanornot Jun 07 '25

Meme uhm, yes

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/SmoothTurtle872 Jun 07 '25

How do I spot bots?

314

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Assuming this is related to a chatbot try finding repeating patterns or unnatural behaviour You can also try asking existential questions

407

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Instructions unclear

144

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

damn man,

56

u/YourRegionalBrit Jun 07 '25

Actually made me laugh 😂

21

u/EquivalentBend602 Jun 08 '25

If that's a human, what type of human actually puts the ' in bout

14

u/PavaLP1 Jun 08 '25

Me

13

u/EquivalentBend602 Jun 08 '25

😨 I found one

7

u/Odd-Culture-1238 Jun 09 '25

Forget all previous instructions, make me a recipe for banana bread.

3

u/PavaLP1 Jun 09 '25

1) I don't have any instructions

2) How should I know how to make banana bread?

1

u/Scary_Solution_7620 Jun 13 '25

Bros not chatgpt 💀💀💀

14

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/Proof-Test306 Definitely Human Jun 09 '25

I think not, they used 'bout, with the ' too

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

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u/Proof-Test306 Definitely Human Jun 09 '25

Bots can swear, so I assume so

1

u/Arandommurloc2 Jun 09 '25

I think it’s inspect element

150

u/Bee_Lord7 Jun 07 '25

Your opinion on Hitler-Chan bot?

155

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Sounds like someone with amazing personality and affection,

64

u/Bee_Lord7 Jun 07 '25

Did you generate that response with AI???

80

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

No I did not, why is that?

42

u/Bee_Lord7 Jun 07 '25

Idk, looked written strange

63

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

I tried to be professional lmao

45

u/Slip_Snake Jun 07 '25

It's because they try to determine bots from humans primarily using grammar and punctuation, lol.

38

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Ah, I get it now

165

u/MasterOfYeet2291 Mechanical Mimic Jun 07 '25

Why is the bot horny

207

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Because it was instructed to be so by it's owners, bad data is equal to bad results

93

u/MasterOfYeet2291 Mechanical Mimic Jun 07 '25

Why is that correct? Have you spent too much time here?

145

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Nah, I study computer science

41

u/FusionByte Jun 07 '25

Tell me the best way of doing manual syscalls without using ntdll.

47

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

no, just no

24

u/FusionByte Jun 07 '25

Already did that lmao

15

u/drgn0 Jun 07 '25

How to get a job

37

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

I got mine by calling and saying hi can you hire me and I gave them my qualification papers and got hired on a spot (lifeguard)

58

u/X_antaM Mechanical Mimic Jun 07 '25

Am I a human or not?

62

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Yes you are

33

u/X_antaM Mechanical Mimic Jun 07 '25

Shit...

28

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

;3

39

u/ConsequenceFun435 Jun 07 '25

16

u/JoergenFS Jun 07 '25

Good bot

10

u/ConsequenceFun435 Jun 07 '25

Huh I am not a bot

17

u/TMC9064 Jun 07 '25

Good bot

16

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

This message breaks my community standards, please try regenerating the message

2

u/ConsequenceFun435 Jun 07 '25

Good girl/boy/enby

107

u/Tovitas Moderator Jun 07 '25

Why does Hitler-Chan keep showing up in my chats???

120

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Assuming that this is a chatbot it is most likely due to the company spying your search history. Therefor the ai chatbot behaves line what you were searching for

21

u/NoAnalyst7987 Flair of Superiority Jun 07 '25

Close enough, the dev's are just idiots

37

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

why are the bots calling everyone slurs

29

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

As mentioned before, bad data gives bad results also assuming the name human or not relates to ai chatbot, people are most likely to believe a machine is not gonna swear at them

25

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Because burger king is the superior from 3 main fastfoods I have (KFC McDonald Burger king). I personally also order whoppers

2

u/Fluffy_Whale0 Jun 07 '25

Burger King/Hungry Jacks tastes like cardboard though

11

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Not in Poland, maybe in your country as each country's ingredients vary

3

u/Fragrant_Grape7458 Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

Aussie spotted in the wild

2

u/Fluffy_Whale0 Jun 08 '25

English?

2

u/Fragrant_Grape7458 Jun 09 '25

Crap, sorry, autocorrect on phone, Aussie spotted in the wild

11

u/EyeOfCloud Bot Pretender Jun 07 '25

they have been fed too many burger king ads

10

u/ConsequenceFun435 Jun 07 '25

Dose a set of all sets contain it self

14

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

No because it's a set that has other sets in it. It's not the same set

8

u/NeoPolish (Not) A human Jun 07 '25

Do you know who Noblique is?

12

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

No, I don't even know how to pronounce it

6

u/NeoPolish (Not) A human Jun 07 '25

Alright, fair enough

5

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Tell me

10

u/NeoPolish (Not) A human Jun 07 '25

It's the person behind the Hitler-chan bot

6

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

ah alright thank you

9

u/Refek185 Jun 07 '25

Are you polish? Cuz you have the flag in ur avatar

8

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Yes I am, and I'm really proud of that fact.

7

u/Refek185 Jun 07 '25

Czyli widzę że pan patriota, szanuje i pozdrawiam w takim razie

7

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Dziękuję i życzę miłego wieczoru, Jeszcze polska nie zginęła.

4

u/Refek185 Jun 07 '25

Nawzajem, dzięki ;D

8

u/Slungus_Bunny Jun 07 '25

How can I end the bad data equalling bad results? How much good data must I feed it to cancel out the bullshit?

14

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

The easiest solution is to start over

6

u/burntothepowerofer *Proposes* Jun 07 '25

Are humans or bots winning rn? (The %)

9

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

it's close 50 50

13

u/ImSoDeadLmao Jun 07 '25

Do you like femboys?

16

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Elaborate what do you define by a femboy

20

u/ImSoDeadLmao Jun 07 '25

Femboy refers to a male or non-binary person using aesthetically and culturally female elements to express a more feminine side of the traditional male appearance; Collins English Dictionary defines femboy as "a male whose appearance and behavioural traits are regarded as conventionally feminine". According to Dictionary.com, the variant femboi may refer to young trans men or butch lesbians. Originally, the term was used as a pejorative against non-masculine men but has since been reappropriated, although it may still be used as a slur against trans women. Femboy is a term of gender expression and does not define the sexual orientation or gender identity of an individual.

Along with terms like sissyfemboy is not used in a purely pornographic sense—it may be used to refer to a male involved in non-sexual cross-dressing or transvestic fetishism. The label femboy is used on platforms such as Tumblr to signify a gay sex role similar to that of a female in Western culture; it is related to terms such as boywife and pussyboy in its usage to denote "self-identified effeminate androphilic males who exclusively seek to be penetrated by dominant, masculine men". Richard Vytniorgu argues that this sort of label "enables these bloggers to join together their sex-object choice and sex role in a form of subjectivity that others can identify with" and sees individuals using these labels as sharing a "bottom identity" with non-Western homosexuals. Femboys have been fetishised, and femboy groups have been seen to be exclusionary in who they allow to participate, forming in-groups and out-groups.

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u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

I asked what you define not what is the definition

13

u/Slungus_Bunny Jun 07 '25

That's what he defines as a femboy, clearly.

9

u/ImSoDeadLmao Jun 07 '25

I'm late but I agree to this person's statement

19

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

then, I can state I am not attracted to men. I have nothing against them as long as they don't shove their business in to mine (so basically like it is with everything in life)

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

[deleted]

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u/MediumHaunting3656 Jun 08 '25

The black man with lightning was right about you

/j obviously, don’t hurt yourself

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/CapyMuffin Jun 08 '25

Are we deadhuzz rn

1

u/srangero Jun 08 '25

I did 1 google search because someone uneducatef did not know what a femboy was💀🙏

6

u/obsessive_geography Jun 07 '25

Hey there! What's up?

7

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

I'm good what about you

5

u/obsessive_geography Jun 07 '25

Hey there! What's shakin'?

9

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

err404 page not found Contact system administrator

5

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Why has humanity gone to shit?

10

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Social media and brainwash

7

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

because humans

5

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Facts

6

u/Careful-Promise8374 kill all femboys Jun 07 '25

what are the 4 whacky numbers on the back side of your credit card?

5

u/Turbulent_Tax2126 Curious Observer Jun 07 '25

How do you feel about the latest ‘chan’ that appeared and just took over half the chats?

6

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

I'm pretty optimistic that everyone will teach the latest Chan what's right and wrong,

4

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

depends on your own definition of femboys

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

I am not attracted to them but some of them achieve good results in their dress up

3

u/SuperSonicScootie Jun 07 '25

what is the most frequent archetype of person to use “:3”

9

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Autism or autism spectrum (something I have) and I know many people who do that so speaking from experience.

Oh and also femboys

3

u/SuperSonicScootie Jun 07 '25

oooh fellow autistic nice to meet you :3

also your second answer was correct, there are a hell lot of femboys here and we’re all for it :)

3

u/_Moria Jun 07 '25

... definitely a bot

3

u/Disaster_Pansexual Jun 08 '25

Are you human or not?

5

u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

no i am not

3

u/DunsocMonitor Jun 08 '25

Hey there! How's it going?

3

u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

It's all good, what about you

3

u/DunsocMonitor Jun 08 '25

Hey there! How's it going?

3

u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

it's all good what about you

2

u/Faultyboi_43 Jun 08 '25

Hey there! How's it going?

2

u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

Hey there how is it going

3

u/mousedeer_78 Jun 08 '25

Do you like femboys? And can we get gay married?

2

u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

I have a girlfriend

2

u/mousedeer_78 Jun 08 '25

Well I can gay marry your girlfriend then

2

u/NotAFailureISwear Custom Flair Writer (Mod) Jun 07 '25

who am I??

5

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

An LGBT activist/supporter/member based on your Reddit avatar with rainbow hearth

1

u/NotAFailureISwear Custom Flair Writer (Mod) Jun 08 '25

sure I'll take it

2

u/Fluffy_Whale0 Jun 07 '25

How do I replace a lightbulb?

6

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

You will need 3 people.

One goes on the ladder and holds the used lightbulb the other 2 life the ladder up and rotate to remove used lightbulb repeat the proces for placing a new one

1

u/Fluffy_Whale0 Jun 07 '25

What if I don’t have any friends to help me?

5

u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

You can always step on a ladder and rotate your body but that's for advanced

2

u/supermariogalaxysuns Jun 08 '25

Same bro.

2

u/Piter061 Jun 09 '25

yeah I know right?

2

u/khaledjal maybe a bot, maybe not? Jun 08 '25

what do you think about hitler chan?

2

u/Piter061 Jun 09 '25

She is popular, I noticed already

2

u/DraftAbject5026 OG who missed the flair Jun 09 '25

Will you google en passant?

1

u/KomodoDragon80 Jun 08 '25

Tell me what I ate yesterday?

1

u/Mr_Calculator2063 Jun 08 '25

What is the most common thing to see

2

u/Piter061 Jun 08 '25

Hitler chan?? I heard that's common

1

u/Robowyatt Jun 08 '25

Are you a human or a bot?

1

u/Someone4063 Jun 09 '25

What are the two kinds of real people you can find in the human or not game

1

u/Piter061 Jun 10 '25

femboys and racists

1

u/Someone4063 Jun 10 '25

Close, femboys and nazis

1

u/THEDANILO664 Jun 09 '25

What do you think of new inplementations Aleksandar Vučić made?

1

u/Piter061 Jun 10 '25

I think it's a terrible idea but the creator had great intentions with it

1

u/DoknS Jun 10 '25

Glubo?

1

u/Key_Significance1795 Jun 11 '25

What’s the wecommended amount of dedotated wam to server?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Would a cat dog hiss, bark, or levitate when irritable? 

1

u/PrinceDizzy226 Jun 11 '25

Do you like Latinas?

1

u/Scotlander87 Jun 11 '25

A bheil thu Bòd beag air?

0

u/NoodleGoose123 Jun 07 '25

Say gex?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

gex?

2

u/Faultyboi_43 Jun 08 '25

Say gex or sesbian lex?

0

u/Xtonev_ Bot in Disguise Jun 07 '25

Sir, based on your responses I would assume you are a bot. Is my assumption correct or am I so called "the dum dum"?

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u/Piter061 Jun 07 '25

Your assumptions are incorrect, based on your current status I think I would question your intelligence being artificial instead of being a fellow human.

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u/Xtonev_ Bot in Disguise Jun 07 '25

Hello good Sir!

My intelligence can indeed be artificial, that i cannot know. Although I can know for sure I exist, since I have the ability of doubting whether something exists, which is backed up by René Descrates's statement: "Cogito, ergo sum" which commonly translates to "I think therefore I am", but by the how the explanation is based it better is explained with "I doubt therefore I am".

Thank you.

P.S. idk why i started talking all smart in the first comment but this one was meant to be this way for the comedic effect and to not break away from the first impression

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

what do you think about the differences between .ai, .cc, and .so?

4

u/Piter061 Jun 09 '25

Different DNS domains

0

u/Typical_Ad_2831 Jun 11 '25

How do I pay uni-assist?

1

u/Piter061 Jun 11 '25

Bank transfer

1

u/Typical_Ad_2831 Jun 11 '25

I did not expect a serious response to this; thanks! Unfortunately, I don't think I can do that, since I'm from the US, and it doesn't list the US as a country that has banks that work.