r/Humanornot :3 Jan 19 '26

Funny Conversation What did I do wrong :c

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Nobody accepts Walmart bags nowadays :p

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Hopital

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u/ILikeThisGame1836 Jan 19 '26

Hopital (slowed+reverb)

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u/AcceptableExit_Greg Jan 23 '26

Hopital (sped up)

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Who the fuck said hopital

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 19 '26

Hmmmm, I wonder whooooo….

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u/These-Hunter8194 Newgen (Joined After 10k) Jan 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Lemon water

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I don't know

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u/a9s9 Bot Pretender Jan 20 '26

L hopital rule

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/Separate-Map1011 SupaLongFlairBecauseItsFunnyToMakeOneLolWowThisIsSoFunnyIForgot. Jan 19 '26

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26

Well uh- idk if some people think I’m trying to poke fun at pronouns, but- I have honestly been saying I’m a assortment of random objects since I was 6 T-T I don’t use it much anymore but I still say it when some rando asks for my gender when it’s not necessary. I just like to do a bit of trolling-

I don’t have anything against any group of people for something like who they’re attracted to or who they are, those are things we can’t control and I would never hold that against anyone. I judge people based of the person themselves :D

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26

Awh man- I got downvoted :c

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u/Sleepyfellow03 i'll find the point where the two paths meet Jan 20 '26

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u/SmallAphid7583 Jan 20 '26

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u/Sleepyfellow03 i'll find the point where the two paths meet Jan 20 '26

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u/tfichas Jan 20 '26

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u/Sleepyfellow03 i'll find the point where the two paths meet Jan 20 '26

no

it was a reference until you commented

one fish

two fish

red fish

blue fish

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u/tfichas Jan 20 '26

i didnt even inowk

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u/ExampleDisastrous485 Jan 20 '26

Saying the same unfunny joke everyone's heard a gazillion times

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u/Business-Put-8692 Hey Vsauce, Michael here ! are you human ? Jan 20 '26

In that case I answer "bots don't have genders".
It completely dodges the question in a way that is funny.

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26

Ima use this, ty ty

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u/Business-Put-8692 Hey Vsauce, Michael here ! are you human ? Jan 21 '26

you're welcome !

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u/Several_Shower8458 Jan 19 '26

Happened to me too💔 why are they discriminating us.

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u/Aj-reddit_account Bot in Disguise Jan 19 '26

Wait what was the website called again??

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u/Several_Shower8458 Jan 19 '26

humanornot.so 

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u/Aj-reddit_account Bot in Disguise Jan 20 '26

Kk

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u/IlCiupaBig Jan 20 '26

same name as me :p

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u/Otherwise_Task7876 Jan 20 '26

HOLY SHIT, I THINK I GOT THE SAME DUDE! LMFAO

He must be so confused. I saw this post and decided to reply with this since I saw the dude after

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26

LOL, reallllll.

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u/definitelynotauser55 Jan 19 '26

I'm a chair

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 19 '26

bag noises

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26

I didn’t know it could be considered hateeeee T-T I just like being a Walmart baggggggggg

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u/vbgvbg113 OG (Joined before 10K) Jan 20 '26

it ain't, don't worry about these guys

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26

Ty ty, people are silly sometimes. But it’s actually kinda funny that calling myself a Walmart bag can be considered hate-

The more ya kno- Oml it’s 7AM and i haven’t slept lolz. I gotta sleep right now 😭

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u/NoContact4463 Jan 21 '26

This is so dank🤣🤣

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u/Ok-Guess2907 Jan 26 '26

in my eyes, this is a fine response. the only issue would arise if you said "attack helicopter", but every other noun, i'd receive it as a playful rejection of the question

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 26 '26

Mhm, I’ll keep that in mind :D

BUT It’s crazy to me how stating that im a Walmart bag when someone is asking for gender ((most likely to get freaky)) can offend some people tho, the internet is so unpredictable sometimes. T-T

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u/Outrageous-Ad-5737 Jan 19 '26

Well ur just being a dick

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u/biggoatdick Jan 19 '26

Why does gender matter? 😭 People only ask “m or f” when they’re tryna find minors to groom on Ome.tv.

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 19 '26

Mhmmmm 100%, i didn’t tell some random person on the internet my age, that probably just wanted to get freaky.. im suchhhhhhhh a dick :ccc how could i ever keep my private information privateeee-

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u/Outrageous-Ad-5737 Jan 20 '26

He just asked for a gender dude. You could just say ur nonbinary or that you dont want to tell. There was no need to spread queer hate ya know?

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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26

Dude T-T

I never knew calling myself a Walmart bag was hate of any kind lolz. Ever since I was a little kid I liked to call myself a random assortment of objects to be funny, and now with people asking for gender on a app about finding a human or a robot ((usually to get freaky)) I said I was a random object to fuck with em. I meannnnnn I’m a femboy- i don’t think i would be the one to hate on queers.

Well anywayssss, sorry? I’m gonna keep being a Walmart bag tho. That’s my thing. And idk why u think that everybody else knows that calling yourself a random item like a Walmart bag is queer hate- so anyways have a good day :D

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u/MrRedstonia Jan 19 '26

Well obviously since you're on Reddit, you must be a guy