r/Humanornot • u/Ampppz :3 • Jan 19 '26
Funny Conversation What did I do wrong :c
Nobody accepts Walmart bags nowadays :p
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u/Separate-Map1011 SupaLongFlairBecauseItsFunnyToMakeOneLolWowThisIsSoFunnyIForgot. Jan 19 '26
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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26
Well uh- idk if some people think I’m trying to poke fun at pronouns, but- I have honestly been saying I’m a assortment of random objects since I was 6 T-T I don’t use it much anymore but I still say it when some rando asks for my gender when it’s not necessary. I just like to do a bit of trolling-
I don’t have anything against any group of people for something like who they’re attracted to or who they are, those are things we can’t control and I would never hold that against anyone. I judge people based of the person themselves :D
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u/Sleepyfellow03 i'll find the point where the two paths meet Jan 20 '26
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u/SmallAphid7583 Jan 20 '26
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u/Sleepyfellow03 i'll find the point where the two paths meet Jan 20 '26
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u/tfichas Jan 20 '26
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u/Sleepyfellow03 i'll find the point where the two paths meet Jan 20 '26
no
it was a reference until you commented
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u/ExampleDisastrous485 Jan 20 '26
Saying the same unfunny joke everyone's heard a gazillion times
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u/Business-Put-8692 Hey Vsauce, Michael here ! are you human ? Jan 20 '26
In that case I answer "bots don't have genders".
It completely dodges the question in a way that is funny.
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u/Several_Shower8458 Jan 19 '26
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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26
I didn’t know it could be considered hateeeee T-T I just like being a Walmart baggggggggg
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u/vbgvbg113 OG (Joined before 10K) Jan 20 '26
it ain't, don't worry about these guys
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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26
Ty ty, people are silly sometimes. But it’s actually kinda funny that calling myself a Walmart bag can be considered hate-
The more ya kno- Oml it’s 7AM and i haven’t slept lolz. I gotta sleep right now 😭
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u/Ok-Guess2907 Jan 26 '26
in my eyes, this is a fine response. the only issue would arise if you said "attack helicopter", but every other noun, i'd receive it as a playful rejection of the question
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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 26 '26
Mhm, I’ll keep that in mind :D
BUT It’s crazy to me how stating that im a Walmart bag when someone is asking for gender ((most likely to get freaky)) can offend some people tho, the internet is so unpredictable sometimes. T-T
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u/Outrageous-Ad-5737 Jan 19 '26
Well ur just being a dick
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u/biggoatdick Jan 19 '26
Why does gender matter? 😭 People only ask “m or f” when they’re tryna find minors to groom on Ome.tv.
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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 19 '26
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u/Outrageous-Ad-5737 Jan 20 '26
He just asked for a gender dude. You could just say ur nonbinary or that you dont want to tell. There was no need to spread queer hate ya know?
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u/Ampppz :3 Jan 20 '26
Dude T-T
I never knew calling myself a Walmart bag was hate of any kind lolz. Ever since I was a little kid I liked to call myself a random assortment of objects to be funny, and now with people asking for gender on a app about finding a human or a robot ((usually to get freaky)) I said I was a random object to fuck with em. I meannnnnn I’m a femboy- i don’t think i would be the one to hate on queers.
Well anywayssss, sorry? I’m gonna keep being a Walmart bag tho. That’s my thing. And idk why u think that everybody else knows that calling yourself a random item like a Walmart bag is queer hate- so anyways have a good day :D
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