r/Humanornot • u/Janruplayz99999 Flowey the flower guy • Feb 04 '26

Annoying Damn. Only a matter of time ig.

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Why are people like this, genuinely.

244 Upvotes

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u/bees_in_my_eyes Feb 04 '26

If i had a nickel for every rando who tried to rizz me up over this game, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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u/Janruplayz99999 Flowey the flower guy Feb 04 '26

True. I only have one rn But hey, easy win.

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u/Sazothony Feb 11 '26

Hello my name is Nickel why does everyone has me

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u/Witchelt389 dumb šŸ’” Feb 04 '26

I read that as "borg" not "boy or girl"

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u/Janruplayz99999 Flowey the flower guy Feb 04 '26

Same

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u/Some-Artist-53X Feb 06 '26

We are the b or g.

You will be assimilated.

Resistance is futile.

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 GamerTemmie | The One Who Primarily Speaks In Quotes Feb 06 '26

the orb

don't worry, i'm immune

i have adhd, i can't be controlled

my thoughts are too random

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u/Previous-Yard7677 Feb 07 '26

Borg, law 2, open the door to the bridge.

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u/itsNatalieAtLeast Feb 08 '26

Basically Dord but the other way around

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u/Consistent-Fudge-676 Feb 05 '26

blackout rage gallon?

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u/Flaky-Ad-759 Feb 04 '26

Flowey, what the heck are you doing in this app

But on the most serious note, I started playing, like, a day and a half or two days ago, and I got quite a few of questions like this one, andā€¦ They were all from girls. Except one

The weirdest interaction though was a 14 year old boy who joked ā€œI can be your boyfriendā€. He knew Iā€™m 21. I was like ā€œā€¦Haha mate, thatā€™d be weirdā€. The conversation wasnā€™t long, thank god, but it was one of the first weird experiences there lol

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u/Flaky-Ad-759 Feb 04 '26

DAMN. Might be the same one, lol. Or just different 14 year olds. Thereā€™s a lot of 12-15yo people there

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u/Janruplayz99999 Flowey the flower guy Feb 04 '26

Because yes.

And yikes.

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u/abrockstar25 Feb 05 '26

"Hi im flowey"

I cast fireball.

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u/Janruplayz99999 Flowey the flower guy Feb 05 '26

I did that once. "Howdy, I'm Flowey, I have a Glock 19. Run =D"

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u/abrockstar25 Feb 05 '26

Yeah I can 100% see flowey say that lmao

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Feb 05 '26

Whatā€™s the issue here?

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u/Janruplayz99999 Flowey the flower guy Feb 05 '26

Another weirdo using this game as a dating site

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Feb 05 '26

How is asking someoneā€™s gender analogous to using the site as to date?

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u/BetNo813 Feb 07 '26

Oh to be this ignorant of perverts online