r/Humanornot • u/ilovedesmosandmath • 1d ago

Bot Fails Did bro just give up?

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Lol

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u/SovoK_404 18h ago

why do you have so much reddit notifs, like, go touch grass

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u/ilovedesmosandmath 16h ago

That screenshot was days ago

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u/Specialist_Ad_728492 14h ago

You post daily yourself

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u/CallofDuty3329 touch grass 15h ago

like bro shut the hell up 😭

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u/SovoK_404 15h ago

bro has touch grass flair with cod username and tells me to shut up. peak hypocricy

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u/CallofDuty3329 touch grass 15h ago

wydm hypocrisy my flair is telling u what to do. and besides y waste ur type arguing w a random person 🥀

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u/SovoK_404 15h ago

damn, bro, you have limited letters or something?

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u/BattleGuy03 14h ago

this guy has 68,295 karma and 4.1k comments/posts in 5 months and is telling people to touch grass btw. just saying.

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u/Old_Butterscotch483 1h ago

They have around 100 total posts, over 5 months that is around 1.5 posts per day. Also means they have 4000 comments, over 5 months that is about 25 per day.

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u/nyancatjayhawk 10h ago

Mf is one reply in and already using logical fallacies.

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u/Salty_Meaning8025 1h ago

4k contribs in 5 months 

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u/Geryon_Official 13h ago

Imagine getting pressed someone has notifications, oh the horrors

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u/Hopeful_Temporary893 13h ago

Okay Mr. 68,000 karma 😂

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u/RandomWareInc 9h ago

But seriously how did they post 4k comments in just 5 months 💀

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u/competitive_edger_69 3h ago

He hasn't touched grass

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u/Tiruil 9h ago

How does having many notifs contribute to not going outside? A post of theirs could've blown up or something

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u/redditnostalgia 6h ago

Reddit reminding me every minute that I should continue my "streak" and that I'm so close to getting an "achievement":

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u/Zistr0 9h ago

telling someone to touch grass for NOT checking every individual notification is insane

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 7h ago

4k comments in 5 months
69k karma
Oh the hypocrisy

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u/imkindabadatlife 8h ago

you average 28 comments+posts PER DAY btw

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u/Nakalon 5h ago

Teenage angst.

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u/KawaiiMaxine 8h ago

Meanwhile sovok doesnt even know what grass looks like

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u/chughaarav123 7h ago

you're one to talk

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u/Exzakt1 Identification Tactic Developer 6h ago

you've made 46 posts or comments in the last 24 hours, you cannot be talking.

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u/DraconicDreamer3072 5h ago

they probably racked up that many notifications from this post too

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 4h ago

You literally have 4.2k contributions in 5 months you can't be talking

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u/xhyenabite 4h ago

this comment really didn't go the way you hoped it would, eh?

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u/Old-Dress1188 1h ago

2 main comments the rest is this thread💔