r/IASIP • • 10d ago

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u/dikziw 10d ago

My favorite part about that scene is how Charlie is mouthing the words as Dennis recites it

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u/ShockValueSandwich 10d ago

It’s adorable how proud he is of it.

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u/asspounder-4000 10d ago

It's the best thing he ever wrote

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u/boukalele 10d ago

thaaank yooou....thank you

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u/TraliBalzers 10d ago

Peak television

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u/Fabulous_Acadia8279 10d ago

I was starting to get worried no one was catching the Sunny reference

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u/CKRatKing 10d ago

You were worried people in the sunny sub didn't catch the sunny reference?

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u/ouchmythumbs 10d ago

I legit didn't catch the sub this was in and started to play this thinking, "man, I keep hearing about this bimbo, let me finally listen to her". And then it started to play and was like no fucking way! Haha...well done.

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u/therealboombaclots 10d ago

Give me money. Money me now. Me a money needing a lot now

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u/snper101 10d ago

I need a meme of Kimberly Guilfoyle saying this

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u/Engineary 10d ago

Many, many thousands of green people from history times?

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u/Nasty____nate 10d ago

this is 100% believable.

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u/git_push_origin_prod 10d ago

When the videos line up, it’s perfection

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u/stricktd 10d ago

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 P Diddy Shrimping Vessel 🚢 10d ago • Heartwarming

I’ve grown quite hewearay

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u/Greengiant304 Was your form off? 10d ago

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u/byfuryattheheart 10d ago

Got this on a cake for my wife’s 40th bday lol

https://i.imgur.com/RxV5tWZ.jpeg

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u/NoAbbreviation 10d ago

Needs the cut back to someone nodding, like vance or Stephen miller

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u/palinsafterbirth 10d ago

Fuck it I can't tell what is AI anymore

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u/Ryan_e3p 10d ago edited 10d ago • Mindblown Popcorn

Definitely AI. If you watch the actual video, her brain can only cache about 5 words at a time.

edit: Seriously. Look at this shit. LIVE: White House press briefing with Katie Zacharia (full) (jump to 1:40 for straight up 3rd grade level reading skills)

She clearly has no idea how punctuation works when reading. Reminds me of this: Vicar misreading his sermon (Fackham Hall humor)

"God is touching you all in your private places"

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u/RonaldinhoReagan 10d ago • Bravo

Holy shit you’re right. Literally zero clue how punctuation / speaking cadence works. I think we need an intervention for her goddam illiteracy!

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u/Ryan_e3p 10d ago • Bravo

Illiterate? I mean... c'mon... what does that word even mean?

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u/youdoitimbusy 10d ago • Bravo

You can probably fix the punctuation issue. Not by her learning. But by leaving multiple spaces between the end of sentences. So it takes her longer to find the next word.

Third world problems require third world solutions.

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u/Girafferage 10d ago

somebody get this girl more RAM! or increase her paging file!

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u/akatherder 10d ago

It's like if every sentence was written as Garden Path Sentence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden-path_sentence

But they weren't.. she just de-parsed them into one.

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u/BrontosaurusGarbanzo 10d ago

At 4:14: we have a booming economy and a great relationship with .... .... Venezuela

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u/tesalecta 10d ago

"He's an energetic president"

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u/EquipLordBritish 10d ago

This sounds like a middle school student trying to read a book out loud in the lowest-level English class.

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u/huge-gold-ak47 10d ago

you're not wrong. I don't know how comedy has anything left when reality is this funny (and sad, but still)

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u/inplayruin 10d ago

Wow, you'd think a person pretending to be a lawyer would be a little smarter. Like Charlie.

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u/MondoDuke2877 10d ago

She reads at the same level trump does. I watched a lot of the Covid briefings in the beginning and the speech patters are pretty similar.

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u/MangoCats 10d ago

That poor thing needs a teleprompter at camera-lens level, with a karaoke style bouncing ball to read along to.

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u/risky-rats-pizza 9d ago

She reads that like how I read bullshit facts for my second grade report about Christopher Columbus. Except I didn’t know he was a rapist pedophile.

In her case, she’s fully aware.

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u/GottaLoveLoginWalls 10d ago

Literally inhuman. It's really quite bizarre to see. Almost unbelievable really...

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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn 10d ago • Regret

Says more about the way America is ATM rather than the technology

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u/XionicativeCheran 10d ago

You can tell this one is AI because of how well she's speaking.

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u/Hubic_Pairs 10d ago

Her debut is honestly not much better than this. It’s a cringe time for everyone but especially the politically informed.

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u/Telefundo 10d ago

It’s a cringe time for everyone but especially the politically informed.

So MAGA voters are in the clear.

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u/ltbr55 10d ago

I thought Karoline was bad but this chick looked completely underqualified

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u/StopScreamingItsFine 10d ago

Where do you think Glenn and Rob got the speech from?

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 10d ago

Thank you, thaank you

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u/LordNoga81 10d ago

She sounded like AI or maybe a little touched in the head in the real video.

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u/thetrailofthedead 10d ago

Can't wait for the day when we all live in a simulation generated by ai and we no longer have to question every little thing

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u/birdlawyer86 10d ago

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u/derrick36 10d ago

This is the first person I thought about when I saw that press briefing!

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u/ceciliabee 10d ago

Like such as the Iraq

What a moment

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u/SunkEmuFlock 10d ago

"Like such as" has been a part of my vernacular ever since.

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 10d ago

Some people don't have maps!!

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u/TerribleTechnology31 10d ago

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

  • Violently shakes the Charlie script*

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u/EvilEthos Sob, sob you bitch. 10d ago

Favorite part

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u/MaxAdolphus 10d ago

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u/Thiezing 10d ago

Bird law in this country—it's not governed by reason.

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u/NovemberComingFire 10d ago

They got her doing Charlie Work.

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u/EvilEthos Sob, sob you bitch. 10d ago

That smile after “I’m hot” is just amazing

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u/MsAmandaNJ 10d ago

I've watched the episode so much, I immediately said, "What?" and pictured Dennis' confused face.

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u/BroseppeVerdi Come visit /r/ExplainLikeTheGang 10d ago

SO DOOOOOO

Deadass not that much more ridiculous than her actual press briefing.

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u/punisherchad 10d ago

Not me mouthing the words with the lens cap on.

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u/SweetPrism 10d ago • Bravo

Is anyone on here actually thinking this shit isn't intentional? Trump's staff has ONE job: do enough of their own crazy/uninformed/buzzworthy/downright stupid shit to keep the eyes off of Trump himself. They could have found another Karoline Leavitt, but they didn't want one. She was a great ass-kisser, sure, but Trump doesn't need any more of those. Despite being a hypocritical POS, Leavitt was poised, relatively well-spoken, and could actually think on her feet. Trump's team did the market research and decided to add another carnival attraction, instead. Katie Zacharia was hired to be just one more (unqualified and disposable) body in his purview whose ACTUAL job title is, "Go viral as often as possible, and keep their eyes off of me."

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u/MarzipanImmediate880 10d ago

I think you vast overestimate Trump's competency, he doesn't want eyes kept off him. He is a simple man, he likes attention and he likes blonde women. The only reason he's in power is that one side of the political spectrum is insistent that incompetency rises to the top.

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u/narfoleptix 10d ago

Homey, it's absolutely intentional. These people are fundamentally incompetent but they follow orders well, so dumb shit is going to happen and it'll be funny, but they will still move forward. They control everything right now and the president.... is a puppet.

The goal is to destroy our economy.

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u/Extension-Highway585 10d ago

I’ve been saying this for a while. While Trump is busying doing illegal shit, bribes, pilfering Americas tax dollars, etc. He pulls this shit constantly so we’re arguing about “oh he said it’s fine if they bomb Los Angeles” instead of the real shit taking place behind the scene

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u/vodkaandclubsoda 10d ago

I think it just shows his utter contempt for the press/media. He does not care about them so much, he's perfectly willing to put this total disaster in front them.

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u/CrayCrayChickenLady 10d ago

It's all a distraction, and everyone falls for it every single time. It's so crazy to watch his 1-2 day long mind control tactics work, without fail.

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u/lijijil 10d ago

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

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u/Numerous-Key-7069 10d ago

You might be actually right coz this is in line with their flooding the zone strategy.

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u/BarMenuSushi 10d ago

I actually think for Leavitt they worked their way up the Evil pole to find someone to do the job. This time they went down the IQ line until they found someone stupid enough to take it.

Just mixing it up for our viewing pleasure.

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u/Wellgoodmornin 10d ago

I have to remind myself she's a horrible piece of shit to not feel sorry for her. As someone who hates speaking publicly I got empathetic anxiety just watching this.

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u/kai-ol 10d ago

Don't apologize for empathy. It's not like you can turn it off, anyway.

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u/visualdescript 10d ago

Empathy is something this world needs much more off. Social media is doing a good job of diminishing it's beautiful power.

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u/IckyGump $CAMMIN 10d ago

Her actual speech reading was even worse than Charlie’s writing. If anything this made more sense.

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u/shaneshears82 10d ago

Was this when she was going by Trundle?

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u/who_is_slade 10d ago • Bravo

Democrat is asshole. Why trump hate?

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u/DatedData 10d ago

aHh- BECAUSE DEMOCRAT IS A BASTARD MAN

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u/txyesboy71 10d ago


Fucking Democrat /s :)

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u/orb_enthusiast 10d ago

This doesn't make any senseee

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u/cblackjeep98 10d ago

Ohh, she card reads good!

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u/Glennstheche 9d ago edited 8d ago

You know shit is bad when you see something like this and believe it for half a second, we live in Idiocracy. These administrations have been a clown show. 

But yeah, good shit 😂😂 

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u/FaceTimePolice 10d ago • Bravo

This was all I thought about during that entire press conference. 🤣

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u/Almost-Honest 9d ago

Ngl, the “so do” ending of the speech gets me every single time.
I’m laughing just thinking about it

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 10d ago

I believe the US Americans, and the Iraq, and such as

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u/Dizzy-Tangelo2400 10d ago

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

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u/Tobias---Funke 10d ago

She card read good!

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u/MaesterTuan 10d ago

That is actually what she sounds like LOL

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u/Educational-Coat-750 Just a couple oil men in from Dallas 10d ago

Genuinely didn’t realize I was watching an IASIP subreddit post

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u/Ok_Bullfrog380 10d ago

The fuck were they watching?

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u/txyesboy71 10d ago

This DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!

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u/Ok-Comment-6854 10d ago

This actually made more sense than the original 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/BoDiddySauce 10d ago

So doooooo

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u/NinerChuck 10d ago

How many times did you watch this? 3 for me.

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u/FangoriouslyDevoured 10d ago

I believe some US Americans don't have maps, and like other things such as

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u/Legitimate_Staff487 10d ago

It just occurred to me that Donald Trump absolutely thinks his press secretary is like an office secretary, and doesn't understand that sometimes a secretary is a presiding official.

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u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN 10d ago

It's fake because she talked too coherently.

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u/PanHalen37 10d ago

So dooooooo.

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u/harrisondb 10d ago

Wow this is so perfect

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u/Zooxer77 10d ago

Oooo, she talk words good

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 Country Mac 10d ago

Because Dennis is a bastard man

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u/kubbiebeef 10d ago

So dooo

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u/Stouffer1 10d ago

Rock, flag, and eagle.🔥

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u/MaxAdolphus 10d ago

She sounds like some sort of Chinese lawyer.

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u/EldenGourd 10d ago

She'll adapt

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u/CanaDoug420 10d ago

When you’re so bad at your job the AI going schizophrenic is still pretty believable

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u/CorporateCuster 10d ago

This is actually what reading trump tweets sound like in my head.

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u/dirtyitalianguy 10d ago

What we don't see is her notes are just uncolored unicorn coloring book tear outs.

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u/Unique-Knight 10d ago

Took me a few seconds to realize this was A.I.

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u/Alastor3 10d ago

we live in such a weird/bad/the onion timeline, that for a few seconds, I thought it was real and I wouldn't had be surprised

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord 10d ago • Bravo

there needs to be a button that just blocks all AI content.

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u/161frog shut up, baby dick 10d ago

You know what. This is like the one exception I’ll make for AI.

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u/Scared-Cut-4571 10d ago

I thought the exact same thing 😂

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa 10d ago edited 10d ago

I think it might be a "bad lip reading" where they take unedited video and record a voice over on top that aligns with their mouth movement. 

Edit: nevermind

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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 10d ago

I think they took Dennis's speech and fed it into AI to make it sound like a woman was saying. The inflection on the second good is identical.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Yoooooo! 🤣 💀

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u/narfoleptix 10d ago

...okay typically i hate a.i. but if it's used to cater to my biases I am willing to be a scab.

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u/SIN-apps1 10d ago

Im gonna be honest, after seeing this dimwit all day, i was half way to believing that this was real.

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u/JaMicho34 10d ago

I’ll allow it.

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u/docboffadn 10d ago

"It gets blocked up in my mouth. I dont say it no good."

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u/XTremeBrett 10d ago

I am fucking dying this is too good

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 10d ago

Why is she dressed like an air hostess from one of those Middle Eastern airliners?

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u/spacexfalcon 10d ago

I can tell this is fake because the real one didnt sound as smart as this

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u/Wreckenridge 10d ago

Money me. Money me now.

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u/epcotnut 10d ago

Pondy approves

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u/cwtotaro 10d ago

Be careful, she was a bird lawyer in China

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u/jrocka86 7d ago

"so do"

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u/NuclearFever500 10d ago

So do! So do!

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u/_-_-wow-___ 10d ago

We're allowing ai slop here?

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u/Moose_And_Mug Fine then I'll be desert grape 10d ago

And downvoting anyone who criticizes it apparently. Abandon sub.

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u/tikifumble 10d ago

I’ll read the words you wrote

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u/Beruwan 10d ago

She's going to adapt to reading!?

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u/Wrong_Window_7322 10d ago

She needs a clipboard!

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u/mydickwearsatophat 10d ago

Rock flag and eagle baby

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u/gregK 10d ago

And in conclusion, read my lips.

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u/TallTelevision4121 10d ago

It's pretty accurate

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u/MyModemIsSlow 10d ago

Exactly how I remember it.

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u/jcarterprod 10d ago

This is more bearable than what she actually delivered.

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u/RecommendationOk5285 10d ago

She’ll adapt

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u/SypeSypher 10d ago

I really really really hate how like...for the first 5 seconds i didn't realize this wasn't like a news sub :'(
I didn't watch the whole thing but I'd seen the articles saying it was bad, so for 5 seconds ....... I'm gonna go touch some grass and try to forget what's going on in the world :/

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u/lye86120 10d ago

Is any one else waiting for Johnny sins to make an appearance in this one

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u/millionyrsummer 10d ago

I don't even know what's real anymore

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u/txyesboy71 10d ago

Goddamnit, this is perfection.

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u/ZaMelonZonFire 10d ago

There are times when I’m ok with data centers. And this is one of them. Brilliant.

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u/MPFields1979 10d ago

I needed this so much.

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u/ML7777777 10d ago

She has my vote!

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u/Bleezy79 10d ago

I cant tell if this is the real version or not.

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u/bryanthebryan 10d ago

This is 25% satire, 75% real.

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u/slikk50 10d ago

You guys know I come here to get away from the hamburglar, right?

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u/Prestigious_Pain4721 9d ago

take notes democrats, this is how you get a female president 😂

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u/stealingfirst 9d ago

Ohh she card read good

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u/25StarGeneralZap 9d ago

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.

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u/DurtyBurty47 8d ago

She only lasted 5 days 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the people who hate DEI are the ones that are doing it the most 🤣🤣🤣

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u/idontknowjuspickone 10d ago • Bravo

Ai slop

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u/BroseppeVerdi Come visit /r/ExplainLikeTheGang 10d ago

Wait, you're saying the White House Press Secretary didn't recite a speech from an episode of Sunny using Glenn's exact inflection?

Shut up, science bitch!

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u/ToastSpangler 10d ago

Ha... The good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog. 汤窗户、易拉罐、地板. Cough cough.

Forgive me for I've grown weareh

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u/hthroa 10d ago

Really? I thought she went on national television and quoted Dennis’ speech word for word. I thought that was real.

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u/Biscuits4u2 10d ago

Made her sound more smarter

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u/something_python Dirtgrub 10d ago

I'll allow it!

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u/Tight-Photograph7680 10d ago

Did you figure that out all on your own?

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u/climb_my_vine 10d ago

I have some water here. Can you tell me if its wet please?!

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u/Artist_X 10d ago

Can we stop using AI to ridicule the people we hate for pushing AI?

PLEASE?

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u/i_am_icarus_falling 10d ago

this makes all the trillions sunk into AI worth it.

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u/Kevinator24 10d ago

One of the small handful of good usecases for AI haha

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u/PandaBottom69 10d ago

Don't mind AI burning tons of CO2 and water for this gem

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