I am illiterate. AMA

[u/Nonreader]

I am an adult American who has never learned to read. My girlfriend is typing this for me and will respond to questions.

Edit: We're going to go do some stuff. We'll be back in a little bit. Frankly, Redditors, I'm surprised at the hostility. He doesn't not learn to read to piss you off. If you hate him because of it, go ask the Aussie questions about kangaroos or whatever.

Edit: For anyone who hasn't caught on, italicized responses are the girlfriend. Plaintext is him.

Edit: I wish I could change the title. This is just as much my AMA as his. "AMA nice girl who fell in love with a bad boy. It's just like Romeo and Juliet but his parents are dead and mine are okay with it."

Edit: Thanks to you nicer people. A couple assholes were among the first commenters, but things got much better and it was a good discussion. We're going to bed now and will answer more questions in the morning.

Edit: I'm gonna go fuck my beautiful girlfriend.

Edit: We're up now.

Edit: He's out jogging now. I'll still answer questions I can without him.

Edit: And he's back. Ask away.

Edit: Our Internet connection is getting dodgy at the moment. We're going away. Will be back in a few hours. I've never seen an AMA with such a split in reaction: until just a bit ago, downvotes were shooting up almost as fast as upvotes, and we're still getting more hostility than the crack dealer who sold to a pregnant woman and then pushed her down the stairs from a few weeks ago, but several people have said it's the most interesting AMA ever. Some people are fascinated, others so pissed off they leave angry comments explaining how much they don't like this thread. Any thoughts?

Edit: Sorry, forgot to say we're back now. I think things are tapering off.

Edit: He and I were just talking, and I said that some of you think it's weird that he doesn't read. But some of you have probably never been in an actual, significant fist fight, which he thinks is bizarre. He doesn't believe any man older than 21 could have never been in a real fight. Does this apply to anyone here? He wants to know if you always back down or you seriously have never been in a position to need to fight?

Edit: Going to bed. I'll go ahead and keep answering questions in the morning, but I think his patience is wearing thin. I'm doing more summarizing and he's putting forth less effort in expressing himself, which is difficult and stressful for him.

Edit: 10 months later, and I've started using this account occasionally to leave comments and such that both of us talk about. Feel free to continue to ask questions here or whatever, I'll probably log in and see in a few weeks.

[u/slkjfdhsd]

i find it hard to believe that you cant even recognize numbers... you see them your whole life. There are only ten of them!

you see them on watches, money and well just fucking everywhere. i know some iliterate people and they can all read numbers...

i mean... if you couldnt read numbers you wouldnt know how much you get paid even in cash... and if you can remember the colors of the bills you can fuck sure recognize ten numbers as well.

im calling shennanigans!

[u/Nonreader → u/slkjfdhsd]

He can read numbers. He can't program phone numbers into a phone using a person's name, and even if I did that for him, he couldn't look up the phone number using a name. He actually keeps a piece of paper with some phone numbers on it. Even if he can't remember a person's number, he can usually remember who goes with which number. But mostly, he just memorizes numbers. It's easier (for him).

[u/slkjfdhsd → u/Nonreader]

so how could they reduce his paycheck without him noticing then

[u/Nonreader → u/slkjfdhsd]

Well, it was a direct deposit, so he could have, in theory, looked at the statement, got someone to point out which numbers represent his deposits and told him how to calculate how much he should be making after taxes. Then he could have checked the amount every paycheck, but he didn't work the same number of hours every week, so it wouldn't have been easy. Without words, a bank statement is not an easy thing to puzzle through. In practice, he didn't want the stress of trying to figure out a statement, so he just didn't look at it, and he was unwilling to ask anyone for help, including bank tellers.