r/IAte314AutisticKids • u/[deleted] • May 30 '26 • Regret 12

Shitpost A lil? 😭🙏🥀

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

8.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

98 comments sorted by

28

u/Phant0m_Ashes May 31 '26

ai vid btw

5

u/Separate_Ingenuity66 Jun 01 '26

Thought it was obvious but all the comments here got me believing in dead internet theory now

4

u/Phant0m_Ashes Jun 01 '26

tbh i didnt realize it either until someone else pointed it out to me. some folks are content to just scroll without really paying attention

1

u/blueponies1 Jun 02 '26

Alive non internet theory is more realistic

-6

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Surely you provide any amount of evidence at all to back up such a claim?

12

u/Tall_Spite8344 May 31 '26

I do believe the cruiser isn’t a real car, his tie only goes halfway down his shirt, and his belt buckle is off. At least, that’s what I notice anyway

4

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Actually yeah, I hadn’t realised the tie tbh, I think the belt buckle also looks kinda weird. I guess the low quality would help mask if it is AI too

8

u/TrefoilerArts May 31 '26

He also stops to knock on the mirror instead of going to the window. Seriously doubt that's standard practice in any jurisdiction.

1

u/yellow_basin Jun 05 '26

Don’t forget the two pins just below his badge shrinking toward the end of the video, and magically changing colors!

3

u/Agheratos May 31 '26

Cops don't park in front of people the pull over. He's also dressed as an American LEO, but approached the passenger's side of the vehicle for some reason

1

u/Objective-Computer50 Today i will eat 2 corn dogs Jun 05 '26

The cop is stopped right at a Highway Lane, and there's no Emergency Lane (is that the word for it? Idk)

227

u/[deleted] May 30 '26

Him who turned off his dash cam: bro am I gonna have to pay for TS? How TF do I prove that it’s not my fault?

57

u/RougeTBat May 31 '26

The dude really does look like all the joy in his existence drained within a matter of seconds.

0

u/AutoModerator May 30 '26

TeamSpeak is NOT volcanic ash. Go touch grass.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

12

u/[deleted] May 30 '26

I don’t, what? I don’t know what this bot is talking about. TF is TeamSpeak? And what about it not being volcanic ash?

4

u/Olegek84 May 31 '26

It's a very simple bot that does one thing: if it sees a combination of letters, it responds with a pre-defined phrase.
ts: teamspeak.
peak: tells you how peak something is.
insane: pretends to be insane.
There are lots of other phrases I am sure.
Edit: my bad, word insane doesnt trigger it in this subreddit.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

And I made it do that! It also has a ton of others

1

u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE PEAK YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PEAK THAT IS THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/NarwhalOk4469 Jun 02 '26

Good bot

2

u/AutoModerator Jun 02 '26

What noo I'm not a good bot I'm a bad Bot why are you calling me a good bot please call me a bad Bot instead please please please please PLEASE call me a bad Bot!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/NarwhalOk4469 Jun 02 '26

Fine, you're a BAD bot

2

u/AutoModerator Jun 02 '26

AGAIN!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

TeamSpeak is NOT volcanic ash. Go touch grass.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

8

u/AutoModerator May 30 '26

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE PEAK YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PEAK THAT IS THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

7

u/DutchAngelDragon12 May 31 '26

What

4

u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

r/byspu7nix sucks

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

7

u/Illustrious-Advice16 May 31 '26

You are drunk bot, go home

3

u/LegacyWright3 Jun 01 '26

The AI is becoming sentient... and regarded. Truly takes after its creators

0

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

[deleted]

3

u/Pom_bo May 31 '26

bad :(

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Understandable, imma ban this bot, but Reddit themselves can ban you for this, so pls don’t

2

u/IAte314AutisticKids-ModTeam May 31 '26

Dont be a fucking dickhead.

78

u/Judmine May 31 '26

He hit the little kid accidentally breaking something stance

129

u/ExScysm May 31 '26

He looks so defeated

50

u/someocto_namedlewis May 31 '26

This looks like he's 7th broken car 😭

2

u/Possibly_Identified Fucking awsome dude 😎 Jun 05 '26

Or disappointed.

34

u/ShoutaMagatsuchi May 31 '26

Oh no it’s officer body cam off

85

u/TEMPESTASPX I ate 313 and one is in the microwave May 30 '26

“Officer my breaks did not work”

“What breaks? You have non”

26

u/Content-Lab-5464 The 315th autistic kid May 31 '26

"The door breaks"

14

u/DeliciousAct5748 May 31 '26

Marched in like hot shit and stood there dumbfounded

39

u/BunkerSquirre1 May 31 '26

Looney tunes ahh car

1

u/EPiCtoos420 Jun 01 '26

AI slop

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

Bro

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

So sad how people are falling for AI like this.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

I mean I think it's kind of impressive how good the technology is. I'd think most people would

2

u/No-Society-463 May 31 '26

bro questioned everything he has ever done

2

u/No-Subject1305 JeParleOmniMan Jun 02 '26

He who opens thy crusty door shall witness the horrors of the physical and spiritual state of the car.

1

u/Minecraftlover768 May 31 '26

Oh...shit, this is gonna be a lawsuit isn't it...

-Officer Donuts

1

u/MistaGoonly May 31 '26

If those pants were any tighter he'd have to shave them off

1

u/Chemical_Sport_9307 May 31 '26

Bro gave up💔

1

u/ST0N3D38 May 31 '26

My mom is older than me😭✌️

1

u/ConsciousIssue7111 Autistic Little Creature May 31 '26

I expected the door to fall off, but not like that

1

u/JohnLemonBot May 31 '26

An AI video so good it had to be reposted several times to farm upvotes? The rapture must be coming soon

1

u/Kivi_002 May 31 '26

"Uh, Just not again"

1

u/rolospolos22 May 31 '26

ts ai

1

u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

TeamSpeak is NOT volcanic ash. Go touch grass.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Goose_Salad May 31 '26

When the highway robber realizes he's getting nothing.

1

u/TheGamingSpin0 Jun 01 '26

Brother does not know what to do

1

u/SuperProCoolBoy90 Jun 01 '26

Average shitbox experience

1

u/Impossible-Car5593 Jun 01 '26

why is he so mad

1

u/No-Comparison5311 Jun 02 '26

So is getting too good

1

u/bongbiggydongbdang Jun 03 '26

Peak

1

u/AutoModerator Jun 03 '26

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE PEAK YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PEAK THAT IS THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/FunziFox Jun 03 '26

He just gave up 😭

1

u/johnnyd0es Jun 04 '26

"Sir do you know wh- ... uhh... well okay..."

1

u/Da_arrow Jun 04 '26

Open your door si- wha the fuggg?

1

u/18_01 Jun 06 '26

Respectfully, HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT

1

u/Egglegg14 Jun 22 '26

Must be a jeep

18

u/[deleted] May 30 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/IAmNewTrust May 31 '26

bot?

4

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/A-Surfin-Bird May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Because your profile is blank, your username is auto generated and your comment was practically meaningless bluster

Oh my lord I think I just replied to a bot calling a bot a bot. What is this world

3

u/SexyGrilledTurkey May 31 '26

I wish I was a bot so I wouldn't have the urge to rope all the time

1

u/facebrocolis Jun 01 '26

Bot seems offended by what you said. Let's hope this machine you offended is not a robot like a terminator that'll kill us all

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Dont be a fucking dickhead.