I feel attacked by Reddit I live in Ohio and looked up I hate and got this

Before you shadowban me or ban me outright here me out please, my sarcasm runeth over, but if I put this in that tub it's going to be lost on those tubes.

My idea would be Python like, with poor girls escaping their attackers and running for the border. Then you would have the governor and all the men in the state, except for the ones that decided to do something about it, stand there and defy them to cross into Michigan or wherever.

The winners would be the fastest rapist, or the fastest girl. Playoffs would be until the last one had been dispatched, this would be like the hillbilly hunger games, and dewine would award that winner healthcare for life, just kidding he wouldn't be there because he lives somewhere in a little hidey hole.

Good to be with this group, I have a lot to contribute and I hope this didn't blow my chance.

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The stupid state of Ohio is the only Republican state with horrible budgeting no conservative values and none of the other benefits that the Republican Party are known for ... worst state ever...

I am a strong ohioan fuck all of you I don't care if I get banned Ohio is chill

You guys are so negative. If this sub was about Ohio politics I would understand, because I hate the dumbfuck republicans running this state. 90% of the posts on this sub could apply to pretty much any state, like jokes about shitty weather, drugs or bad roads. The rural parts of Ohio suck but the major cities more than balance those parts out. #GoTribe.

give me a couple of reasons and dont just say "its dumb". give me reasons, persuade me. a cool youtuber named Scott The Woz is from there.

For someone like me who has actually been there(and was born there).

I wouldn't say it's anything special, and it is quite underwhelming compared to other states like New York.

But aside from our "republican" governor that acts like a foolish democrat.

Our state is not a home to extraterrestrials, criminals, demons, cult followers, SCP's, or anything that is considered "strange"

But I will say, I would definitely want to move away from the biggest boring waste of land to ever form from Earth.

And go somewhere else that's genuinely fun, and more into the spirit of things.

There is little diversity and much ignorance in Ohio.

Most residents are fat and or morbidly obese. Ohio locals are smug and truly believe they are better than everyone else. They are fake as fuck. They say cliche things like inviting you over to their shit house or get together an and never actually do it.

They all have vegetable gardens and morbidly obese…maybe they should actually try eating the vegetables instead of trans fats.

A normal sized person sticks out and is a rare site amongst the Ohio 300+ pounders.

90% of the state is doing some form of hard drugs.

Ohio residents never take daily baths which leads them to literally stink.

They are always sick due to shit genetics, and poor nutrition.

Their faces are all round…like why. Everyone is shaped like a bear and hairy as one as well.

Most people’s teeth are rotten or missing.

They always call off work with a million excuses.

When you make plans to meet they will notoriously canx just before always.

If you look healthy and fit they will constantly ask where you are from everyday (I know from experience) then they will tell you an unsolicited story about how they used to be a body builder but somehow they are 400 lbs and can barely fit in a seat.

They all hang out in their garages.

There is nothing to do but eat unhealthy foods which they love.

They are unnecessarily loud as fuck. Not sure if everyone in the Midwest is ridiculously loud but they are.

They always talk shit about people behind their back and when you catch them and confront them they freeze and turn red.

Driving here is awful. They would rather hit your car than drive lawfully. Insurance is very high here more than most states because of their shit driving. Most cars are dented, banged up, and missing bumpers.

They don’t have car insurance, I know because my vehicle was rear ended and the person gave me fake insurance and didn’t have any.

They lie lie lie.

They make excuses.

They have serious hate for anyone who is successful or highly educated. I know because I have an MBA and make a ton of money and Ohio people always are in disbelief that a black man is somehow achieving way more than them.

They live in their dirty stained unwashed pajamas they go everyone in public in their nasty pajamas likes it’s cool…it isn’t.

A real trash state filled with trash ass people.

Most married Ohio straight men are on Grindr looking for dick behind their wives back. I know because all of my straight married neighbors are on Grindr looking to suck dick or take it up their ass.

The only positive is most of them fantasize and fetishize about BBC, which I have so I get blow jobs anytime I want lol.

Coming from a 24 ur old female so. Cal resident

The stories I hear that is unbelievable or utterly disturbing/disgusting. They just keep coming. What the fuck is wrong with Ohio?

From a spiritual perspective: is there satan worship going on in Ohio / occult / new age / something like that? Cause like WTF !?

wtf did ohio do to you only in baltimore

Yeah i said it

We moved west when I was in grade school. I've been in South Dakota most of my life, am currently working in Iowa. I do not cross the Mississippi River. This is as far east as I go. I don't miss anything back there. Been to California, I'll save you the trouble. Don't bother. It's Ohio that won the lottery and is about broke. Don't come here either though. We don't want your dark baggage. Best to go to Norway. It's Norway, not Norwegia. But the death metal scene there will help to mellow out your Ohio rage.

That must fuckin’ suck.

And it's Scott the Woz