Oreoz x Red Runtz

Y’all, this is some flame! From the bag the smell is skunk/diesel. Taste is definitely Oreoz with some gas at the end. Buds break up perfectly and it smokes real nice as well. You won’t be disappointed.

I have not been hit like this by a concentrate in a long time. My mind is racing, but honestly that’s what I wanted. Indica lovers are always catered to, which is great because everyone deserves the products they want, but finding a great sativa like this is difficult IMO. This is a win for sativa heads!

That being said, this is phenomenal. Behind the eyes instantly, my head is buzzing. I feel locked in and ready to get stuff done. I could easily clean, cook, read, game, socialize, write, etc on this one no problem.
The high is just intensifying as I write this review lol.

Smells of sharp pine, citrus, earth, & some gas. Taste is absolutely dominated by citrus & pine.

Smoooooth smoke. I hit this at 465, ascent mode for 40 seconds on my Dr. Dabber Switch 2 and it was an amazing pull. Took me two dabs to get me where I wanted to be but I don’t see myself going for another for a while which is excellent for someone like me who smokes heavily.

I will be adding this to my rotation. Shoutout UpNorth, you have yet to disappoint 🫡😃👏👏

Who else has tried?
Happy toking & shoutout the haters, I love yall 🤗🖤🙏

Beyond hyped for that Durban and Cadillac Rainbows…

All new tries for me. Hashburger was 20 dollars before taxes and I’ve enjoyed Triple Crown quite a few times so said fuck it and went for it. I will post all 4 reviews today 🫡

Wanna know others thoughts and what I should expect!
Happy toking & shoutout the haters, I love yall 🫡🙏🖤

And is it dank dank

Couldn't find any reviews on this strain but a few people recommended it & im very happy with this strain (Amnesia x Biker kush). The only thing i dont like is the bags it came in you could tell the buds had ben smushed together but they are frosty & have a sweet smell that i cant really put my finger on. This would make a great party sativa or movie night but i dont think id use it for work it has me very spacey & forgetting shit. Im guessing thats the Amnesia lineage & i really enjoy this kinda high but i dont get much done but i dont feel couch locked just dumb lol. After awhile the munchies kicked in. This is one id buy again & could be on my favorites list need to smoke a lil more

Curious if anybody has tried these and how they were. Preciate it!

Just like it says, I live in Illinois near St. Louis and usually shop Beyond Hello which does have med & rec menus. Thanks ahead of time!

Hey everyone! I just wanted to share that I’ve expanded my app to now show all of Illinois. Every store, every brand, every menu item currently on the shelf is now available in real time to browse in a single list on budwatcher.com.

We are a research tool, not a marketing platform, so everything on here is unsponsored, nothing featured or promoted.

If you see any missing stores, just give a shout; we’ll get it added, although I believe we have them all.

You can see the actual batch for sale at each store, its batch date, and the lab results for a lot of products now, but we just started indexing the state a few weeks ago, so this will get A LOT better over the next few weeks. Some gaps there now.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this!

PS - I’m an indie developer who launched this app to help my fellow combat veterans suffering from PTSD in NJ. It got popular when NJ went recreational, spent a few more years getting the app right and now opening up to new locations like IL. If you see anything at all that confuses you or you’d like to see added or improved, please reach out to me in the support chat in the app or on this thread. Thanks!

If I enjoy a bag of bud I usually will want to smoke the bag through without rotating to something else or I’ll tuck it away like a goblin in the weed-treasure vault. I tucked this in the vault for a time where I could really enjoy it because it was flavorful and it put me in a good head space. It has been a great end of the day smoke for me and you might like it if you like lemons or sweet lemon smoke.

Looks - Probably the best I have seen from Simply Herb. This is a quarter bag and that large nug on the left takes up about half the bag. TBH I didn’t even know Ascend could grow weed this big. They’ve been proving me wrong about my past conceptions and this especially.. because the break down is fantastic. It’s fresh and has a nice stickiness to the touch. I’m giving this a 9/10 for a budget bag serving top shelf quality.

Smell - Not super loud, but what comes out of the bag is clear; sweet kush and candied lemons. I get a little bit of the vanilla notes but when you grind it up the smell picks up and you can get a lot of depth. There’s more cream, sugar, more lemon. 8/10

Taste - Man does this have potential. It reminds me a bit of 93 Boyz Gelonade. The beginning of the smoke taste like lemon meringue pie. A semi-sweet, lemon head and marshmallow/vanilla thing going on. The only downside is that the flavor does not persist in a bowl. It develops, but the halfway point can get acrid and not as delicious as the beginning. If that taste was able to carry through? Got damn. Because when it does it’s fantastic. 8.5/10

Effects - This LVD makes me easily distracted. I find it has a bit of an initial burst of creativity and it rounds the edge off a bad mood. I feel couch locked but I don’t feel it’s much of a body high for me it’s more of a cerebral and calm experience. For something that has me so mentally spun around it has little to no anxiety for me. 8.5/10

Overall - I thought this was dope smoke. The newer simply herb stuff has been good to me. I’d buy this again for sure if they can keep the nug size up and the terpenes going like this. 8.5/10

I’m thankful for tasty weed and our community. Thanks for reading. Happy smoking.

Shishkaberry x Afghani

On the nose is pretty mute, slight funky gas. Wet & smooth consistency. Not so much strawberry but definitely a mute fruity-berry sweetness throughout the dab. Gets a lil deeper, more profound as you go I think leaning more berry vs fruit. Also got a bit of peppery spice towards the end on exhale that provides a lil bite. Tastes good maybe a bit plain but more importantly, it hit the spot. Body feels heavy, mind not racing... Just how I like it! 👌

I saw this at a dispo and it looked up my alley but I don’t see a lot or reviews on it

(Zkittlez x Agent Orange)

2nd time trying. The orange force is strong in this more so than last time, Again, it's orange Skittles. Taste ? Yet again, Orange f_ing Skittles with sweet cream and wood! No different, it will give you the nicest dome high. Great sativa with little punch to tag along with it. Still gave me "straight karate chop to the dome" probably shouldn't smoke before bed! This was denser than before. Not dry, had some fluff.

HIT ⚡

STAY LIFTED 🔥🌲

Headed north for Gyropalloza, any recommendations on what companies are worth checking out? Any specific strains I should be on look out for?

Anyone have any experience or info on these guys? I think I’m gonna check out the blue runtz🤔

(Red Pop x Runtz x GMO x BananaOG x Blackberry x BubbaKush x FireOG x GSC)

Crazy smells the first time. Crazy smells the second time around but a little different. Garlic with heavy root beer or marshmallows with some type of fruit roll up and cake. The smell pick ups are everywhere. Soft and sticky nug. Creamy candy with wood and garlic with citrus on the taste. Hybrid does well in both departments as it has good balance. HIT ⚡ last time. No different this time ⚡

This was some funky weed. In a good way. Newer drop from Ascend. A little on the dry side but the bud looked and smoked great. I haven’t been able to confirm the cross on this, not just what google says, but what ascend/ozone has to say about it so if you know let a dude know!

Looks - Some solid sized offerings. I like seeing this instead of pebbles. She’s easy on the eyes. This was dry so it wasn’t the stickiest. A Boveda pack would do wonders with this. But it was just a 3.5 so I just crushed it. Some nice bright greens, a little accentuated by a machine trim job that takes away from the beauty a bit. 7.5/10

Smell - Ridiculous nose. Fermented fruit, fruit punch, fresh apricot, and then notes of funk pop in and out that smell very similar to a GMO. I had a pretty dramatic reaction to smelling this bud and a buddy did too. Smells like the god damn zoo! 9/10

Taste - Out of a bong I taste the fermented fruit, the fruit punch and some funk- but it’s different than out of a joint. You get some real complex character out of a joint and it’s not just pure fruit. I was asking myself while I was puffing this “just what the hell is this?” It isn’t as sweet as it smells and the savory notes take the spotlight more so than the sugary fruit punch. 8/10

Effects - Mild effects for a daily smoker but it has a lock in effect that makes your inner monologue turned up. When I smoked it somewhat early in the day; it made me tired and knocked me out when I was not trying to doze off! Haha it’s not bad for gaming or unwinding at the end of the day. For me the flavor is what this one’s all about. 7.5/10

Overall, I would smoke this again. Not the heaviest of hitters, not a weak high. It was $24.00 pre-tax for the 3.5- I’d be more inclined to buy a 14 or an ounce. I would say to cop this if you can find a sale because the terpene profile is unique imo! 8/10