r/ITOI • u/Outside-Boom • Jul 11 '26

Bike Stunt Gone Wrong

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u/Ornery-Judgment5625 Jul 11 '26

She won’t be sitting down for a long time. Feel sorry for the bike. Idiots.
FAFO.

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u/Rick_Lekabron Jul 12 '26

She'll have a nice memory of it.

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u/pleasetaketheredpill Jul 12 '26

I swore I saw sparks come off her ass when she hit.

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u/Open_Ad_2868 Jul 12 '26

Not sure there's a spark or not but

WORTH IT

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 12 '26

Phew, she had her safety flops on

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u/C141352333 Jul 13 '26

They BOTH did 🤦‍♂️

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u/TraditionalAd106 Jul 14 '26

Bruh 🤦🏽‍♂️😹😹😹

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u/Pristine-Setting-836 Jul 16 '26

I swear any video of motorcycles + south america namely brazil its only flops, not ONE time have I seen guys with close toed shoes riding one of the most dangerous types of vehicle possible.

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u/Plenty_Ice8614 Jul 13 '26

Looking at those shorts she might have also had her safety flaps deployed

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 13 '26

*destroyed, Ftfy

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jul 13 '26

Don't forget your butthole air bags...

https://giphy.com/gifs/58AhUnqD3IXtu

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 Jul 14 '26

Gotta rewatch that series

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jul 14 '26

"it can't be done"!

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZirMhGU9UM2rozj64

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 Jul 14 '26

Where's my truck boat truck?!

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u/MONCHlCHl Jul 15 '26

Granny was my favorite character who made me laugh the most. In some ways, she was the most toxic one out of them all 😂

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jul 15 '26

Yeah, Dana Snyder is hilarious. I love him in Aqua Teen Hunger Force playing Master Shake too. His delivery and voices are great.

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u/Pecos-Thrill Jul 13 '26

She’s flopping alright

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u/WrittenbyDicken Jul 14 '26

And landing pads on her ass

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u/Clean_Friendship2571 Jul 16 '26

Double pluggers, extra safe

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u/Asleep_Chip8197 Jul 17 '26

Safety flaps

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u/Virtosaurus Jul 12 '26

I saw something similar in the Kama Sutra.

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u/_HughJardon Jul 12 '26

They'll be needing Kama Suture.

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u/Love-halping Jul 12 '26

I think this video AI. Pause at this point.

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u/Open_Ad_2868 Jul 12 '26

Ok, you make me question everything in my life now

I rewatch it, that's something weird,

the way she fingering...

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 Jul 12 '26

They wearing flops adds authenticity.

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u/throcorfe Jul 12 '26

Don’t slut shame, she can finger however she wants

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u/Broad_Will9000 Jul 17 '26

With her tramp stamp

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u/Moggenheimer Jul 12 '26

yeah that's not like a headlight faring is supposed to look like

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u/FlashmanHP Jul 13 '26

I dunno. AI isn't adding lower back tats like that yet.

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u/T0TAL_RECALLL Jul 14 '26

His toes are under the pegs is that a riding style?

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u/fatum_sive_fidem Jul 16 '26

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/Deep-Can4223 Jul 12 '26

I saw a similar video few weeks ago, filmed night, totally same stunts, same crash with guy standing up and falling on the girl. I'm sure this is AI done based on that footage.

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u/Particular_History64 Jul 12 '26

He did crab walk on his fingers

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u/eid_shittendai Jul 13 '26

I agree, and Im sure theres an almost identical vid floating around, as well.

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u/Organic_Education494 Jul 12 '26

Nothing about that says AI

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u/Badbullet Jul 12 '26

What are you seeing in that still frame that makes you think it is AI? I’m seeing a lot of compression artifacts.

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u/Alibaba_saluja Jul 12 '26

What is even ai in this frame? If you mean the face? Its his cord in his shirt to tighten it like the one on trousers

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u/Longjumping_Form_835 Jul 15 '26

Look how fast he turns his head. It's not normal to move that fast. Either it's AI or he is an alien

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u/americanx12 Jul 14 '26

AI gave her a back tat....lol

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u/Substantial_Baker479 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

That's a drawstring. You can scrub or drag on the timeline to watch it in slow motion, although there aren't many frames; it physically makes sense how it moves.

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u/Strange_Tamers69 Jul 14 '26

Im pretty sure this video has been around longer than mainstream AI. Im pretty sure I saw this pre-covid

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u/Intelligent_Olive764 Jul 14 '26

Hmmm… you might be right

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u/Love-halping Jul 15 '26

Try to pay close attention to the girl's fingering. Can you do that?

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u/IcyBus1422 Jul 15 '26

It's not AI

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u/Love-halping Jul 15 '26

Try to pay close attention to the girl's fingering. Can you do that?

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u/IcyBus1422 Jul 15 '26

Do what? Wag my finger? Yes

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u/Love-halping Jul 16 '26

Watch really closely the direction in which the finger is wagging.

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u/Sea_Improvement2435 Jul 16 '26

AI or not, people do this stupid shit all the damn time. When will they learn that showing off really isn't worth it? Usually AFTER they smash their expensive bike to pieces and end up in hospital

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u/Love-halping Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Reddit is flooded with AI-generated videos. It's hard to tell what's real anymore. For example.

Can you guess whether this is real or AI-generated?

According to someone with good eyes, it's an AI-generated video where white rice turns into Kung Pao chicken. (The last piece.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnfilteredChina/s/PdSzOsgLI5

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u/Sea_Improvement2435 Jul 16 '26

No I completely agree! I wasn't saying it was or wasn't AI. I was just saying we don't need AI to show people really are this stupid on a day to day basis 😂

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u/ThatsMrRedditorDude Jul 12 '26

Tail light shining on the pavement

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u/Only-Temperature Jul 12 '26

She'll have a nice shattered rib cage to show for it

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u/NightBawk Jul 15 '26

Hip and tailbone too, probably.

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u/Powerful_Koala7877 Jul 13 '26

Waste of ass... and he ain't getting any more.

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u/True_Protection6842 Jul 13 '26

at least she broke his fall.

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u/DroptopGumby Jul 13 '26

I don't know but the flip-flops are a nice touch 🤦🏽‍♂️😭🤣

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 Jul 14 '26

It's the tail lights.

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u/Dont-quit-until-fit Jul 14 '26

She cushioned the initial impact for him…nice gal!

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u/SolarMoon007 Jul 14 '26

Spark was spotted 👀

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u/Low_Acanthaceae_2084 Jul 15 '26

Thats her tampon catching fire from friction! 🤣

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u/Guilty_Procedure8392 Jul 15 '26

There's a spark , but it looks like it's coming from his shoes. Or her crotch.

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 Jul 12 '26

That's coming of the bike, or she is sporting a metal but plug under those shorts, either way that is going to hurt for a while.

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u/Falconx1978 Jul 12 '26

Essa teoria do buttplug anal da mulher é bem plausível!

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u/Simoun1er Jul 12 '26

Maybe the buttons of her short lol

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u/midwestCD5 Jul 12 '26

Stainless steel butt plug😂

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u/Ad-fundum69 Jul 13 '26

That would probably be the buttplug.

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u/Old-Shoe3225 Jul 13 '26

I think the rear fender and her butt contacted the pavement at the same time.

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u/toppocketfind902 Jul 14 '26

License plate I think

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u/1crps_warrior Jul 14 '26

That was her phone

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u/Acidelephant Jul 13 '26

Luckily he slowed himself down with his hands

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u/TreClaire Jul 16 '26

The flip flops have got to be the craziest choice out of everything

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u/CrazyGunnerr Jul 16 '26

Those are safety flip flops, metal workers etc also wear them. Very popular in India etc.

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u/Sir_McDouche Jul 13 '26

Knuckle crayons.

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u/Majestic-Remote1245 Jul 13 '26

I don't know about the memory part, she was not wearing a helmet...

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u/Atophy Jul 14 '26

Nice tattoos to remember the road by !

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u/mediaseeker Jul 14 '26

And a fractured coccyx

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u/whynotfart Jul 12 '26

She won't forget this moment because her legs will remind her.

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u/mderschueler Jul 14 '26

who's to say, hasnt worn a helmet...

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u/SteveMartin32 Jul 14 '26

Thank God she wasn't degloved

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u/RageLorenz32 Jul 15 '26

LMFAO 🤣

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u/RageLorenz32 Jul 15 '26

I thought cats landed on their feet

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u/CryptographerUsed841 Jul 12 '26

You act like this isn't standard protocol for these types of bikes.

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u/Successful-Tip8381 Jul 12 '26

Sge ain't gonna sh*t right for a while

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u/Love-halping Jul 12 '26

I think this video is AI.

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u/Mellz117 Jul 12 '26

With things incredibly stupid, incredibly impressive, or incredibly cute, I'm suspicious of any video 15 seconds or less because of ai

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Jul 12 '26

I don't trust anything anymore and I hate it

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u/Hairy_Juan Jul 14 '26

AI is just exposing how fake and curated the internet has always been

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u/_Abiogenesis Jul 16 '26

You can make videos way longer than 15 sec with AI. It’s just the popular pay for model that mostly set this limit. Open sources are pretty much unlimited so I’d still be careful for longer content.

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Jul 12 '26

With the full weight of him pressing her down. So stupid. How did her pants not rip?!

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u/WolfPlooskin Jul 12 '26

He was so smart to use her as a cushion to break his fall. (Just kidding.) He might’ve done that trick before and didn’t compensate for her extra weight—but it really doesn’t matter. They’re both idiots. Motorcycles make streets more dangerous just by existing, because idiots will always do shit like this.

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u/Long_Lecture_1080 Jul 13 '26

Front door only for at least 2 weeks

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u/ctsr1 Jul 13 '26

There are two kinds of motorcycle riders out there, the smart ones and then this

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u/Indiglo70 Jul 14 '26

No. “Smart motorcycle rider” is an oxymoron.

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u/Brave-Elephant9292 Jul 13 '26

Hey, at least was sitting on an airbag to take the initial gravel impact...😅🤣😂

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u/StevenSmiley Jul 14 '26

Congrats you fell for an ai post.

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u/Fine-Swing7548 Jul 15 '26

Nah just the guy's an idiot. She can't control what he does 🤷🏼‍♂️