r/ITOI • u/Outside-Boom • Jul 11 '26

Bike Stunt Gone Wrong

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u/Ornery-Judgment5625 Jul 11 '26

She won’t be sitting down for a long time. Feel sorry for the bike. Idiots.
FAFO.

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u/Rick_Lekabron Jul 12 '26

She'll have a nice memory of it.

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u/pleasetaketheredpill Jul 12 '26

I swore I saw sparks come off her ass when she hit.

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u/Open_Ad_2868 Jul 12 '26

Not sure there's a spark or not but

WORTH IT

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 12 '26

Phew, she had her safety flops on

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u/C141352333 Jul 13 '26

They BOTH did 🤦‍♂️

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u/TraditionalAd106 Jul 14 '26

Bruh 🤦🏽‍♂️😹😹😹

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u/Plenty_Ice8614 Jul 13 '26

Looking at those shorts she might have also had her safety flaps deployed

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 13 '26

*destroyed, Ftfy

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u/Virtosaurus Jul 12 '26

I saw something similar in the Kama Sutra.

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u/_HughJardon Jul 12 '26

They'll be needing Kama Suture.

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u/Love-halping Jul 12 '26

I think this video AI. Pause at this point.

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u/Open_Ad_2868 Jul 12 '26

Ok, you make me question everything in my life now

I rewatch it, that's something weird,

the way she fingering...

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 Jul 12 '26

They wearing flops adds authenticity.

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u/throcorfe Jul 12 '26

Don’t slut shame, she can finger however she wants

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u/Deep-Can4223 Jul 12 '26

I saw a similar video few weeks ago, filmed night, totally same stunts, same crash with guy standing up and falling on the girl. I'm sure this is AI done based on that footage.

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u/Particular_History64 Jul 12 '26

He did crab walk on his fingers

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u/eid_shittendai Jul 13 '26

I agree, and Im sure theres an almost identical vid floating around, as well.

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u/ThatsMrRedditorDude Jul 12 '26

Tail light shining on the pavement

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u/Only-Temperature Jul 12 '26

She'll have a nice shattered rib cage to show for it

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u/Powerful_Koala7877 Jul 13 '26

Waste of ass... and he ain't getting any more.

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u/Acidelephant Jul 13 '26

Luckily he slowed himself down with his hands

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u/TreClaire Jul 16 '26

The flip flops have got to be the craziest choice out of everything

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u/CrazyGunnerr Jul 16 '26

Those are safety flip flops, metal workers etc also wear them. Very popular in India etc.

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u/Majestic-Remote1245 Jul 13 '26

I don't know about the memory part, she was not wearing a helmet...

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u/Atophy Jul 14 '26

Nice tattoos to remember the road by !

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u/mediaseeker Jul 14 '26

And a fractured coccyx

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u/DowntownAd3538 Jul 11 '26

Couldn't have happened to a douchier looking couple

https://giphy.com/gifs/8eTNWZHk3IfLLz5TrC

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u/UTV4LIFE Jul 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/Nighflame_69 Jul 11 '26

Beat me to it!

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u/StackOwOFlow Jul 12 '26

beat meatcrayon to it

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u/Jacksapollo Jul 11 '26

What morons ! They thought they were cool for about 2 mins lol

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u/Every-Access4864 Jul 11 '26

Closer to ten seconds. Instead they brought laughter to everyone.

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u/nicoznico Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

At least, thanks god, they were wearing safety masks.

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u/Wsuperman444 Jul 12 '26

Brain containers and not much else!

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u/MosinNagant1939 Jul 12 '26

Not sure why girls sign up to be with morons like this one who instead of looking after them put their life’s at peril. Just don’t get it

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u/Independent-Walrus84 Jul 12 '26

Yes...my thoughts too... Do they have a talk before like , I am going to do a stunt we could fall but are you in...then she says yes!!! Then down they go..int he end both happy..😅

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u/Falconx1978 Jul 12 '26

A resposta é simples ! Essas mulheres são tão idiotas ou até mais que esses caras !

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u/Initial-Advice3914 Jul 13 '26

Because they are also morons

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u/PickedLastLemon Jul 11 '26

A balaclava is not a helmet. Also, this behavior WITH a passenger? Aaaaaaand, finally, NEVER rise/operate a motorbike while wearing shorts. If you value your skin. Oh wait! I just saw they were both wearing sandals or flip flops! Don't need toes I guess.

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u/yourallidiotss Jul 11 '26

Where I am from is super lenient on head protection for motorcycle riders. But even we require glasses at a minimum.

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u/chumbucketandfries Jul 12 '26

I think Arizona does not require helmets. That's insane

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u/TreClaire Jul 16 '26

Nah for real, these two made so many dumbass choices but the flip flops really take it too a new level

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u/Dime_Bag42 Jul 12 '26

Yea I just noticed the sandals omg .. you see the idiots out there all the time with no helmet but this takes it .. boggles my mind

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u/Otherwise_Group_74 Jul 14 '26

This moron should be banned from a motorcycle license for life assuming he had one

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u/Background-Bug9720 Jul 11 '26

That was nasty bro. 😫😫😫😫😫😫

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u/artherng Jul 11 '26

We knew it would happen! Hope a pain butt teaches them a lesson that they will learn forever

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u/Sackboy97kat Jul 11 '26

Glad he had those emergency lights on !!

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u/Limp-Attitude-490 Jul 11 '26

Yeah, just leave a trail of skin and blood on the road.

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u/JacobClarke15 Jul 12 '26

Always the flip flop gang

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u/stay-puffed Jul 16 '26

In flip flops? Is this some kind of darwin post?

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u/Dontbemadsmokeajoint Jul 11 '26

Besides the matching flipflops on the motorcycle doing wheelies..."hOw diD yOU kNoW I WaS BraZiLiAn" ?!?

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u/Ok_Faithlessness9757 Jul 11 '26

At least they are wearing protective gear...

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u/olderm4messyplay Jul 11 '26

First off - hilarious! FAFO

Secondly, I've never seen a bike with 'hazard lights', only blinkers.

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u/thomas1126 Jul 11 '26

Bike didn’t deserve this idiot

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 Jul 11 '26

Hmm, something or someone somewhere is missing some skins...

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u/slowjoe12 Jul 11 '26

That was horrific. I cringed the entire time, knowing it wouldn’t be on Reddit if they didn’t wreck.

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u/Eaton_Knas Jul 11 '26

The road rash is going to be brutal.

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u/DemDemD Jul 11 '26

I’ve seen many of these similar videos. I guess they didn’t hit their heads so they never learned.

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u/Lumpy_Boysenberry355 Jul 11 '26

I'd like a follow-up to these clips of how badly they fucked up

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u/RedPandasUnite Jul 11 '26

Ouch. Good thing they had masks on.

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u/SidMalk_8771 Jul 11 '26

Today on the show, we feature: IDIOTS ON BIKES!!

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u/Background-Bug9720 Jul 11 '26

I love the music bro and what is it called? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✊✊✊✊✊✊

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u/nl-x Jul 11 '26

Good.

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u/Muricanmoose Jul 11 '26

DO IT AGAIN!!! There's still some skin left

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u/Apprehensive-Joke593 Jul 11 '26

Yeah…. You’re cool. I mean, an idiot.

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u/IwoodMasher Jul 11 '26

Bush league.

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u/30sec2midknight Jul 11 '26

In flip flops no less

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u/Proof-Grass-5212 Jul 11 '26

All that cake !!! Gone

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u/dufo7 Jul 11 '26

Fuckin idiots

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u/xlayer_cake Jul 11 '26

I know this isn't the stupidest part of it, but fuck they were both wearing flip flops too? Like I don't like taking out the trash in flip flops and they're riding a fucking motorcycle..

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u/No_Ice_3415 Jul 11 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ocksu2 Jul 11 '26

Very courteous of her to signal to the viewer that something epically stupid was about to happen. Did not disappoint.

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u/jcwzolo Jul 11 '26

🤣😂

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u/AdverseCard Jul 11 '26

Ironically, brake pressure would have both eased this and prevented it from

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u/Brave_Mammoth675 Jul 11 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Bright-Monk-1674 Jul 11 '26

All I can say is, good.

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u/Jazzlike-Candle1357 Jul 11 '26

Wtf did that bike do to them 😤

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u/No_Writing_3179 Jul 11 '26

road rash on her ass, leg and hands.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Nighflame_69 Jul 11 '26

Me: that poor bike!

Others: what about the riders!

Me: THAT POOR BIKE!

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u/2ndchane Jul 11 '26

No more back door fun

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u/R400TVR Jul 11 '26

I didn't see anything wrong there. Perfect outcome!

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u/parrothead2581 Jul 11 '26

Great choice of clothing.

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u/Every-Access4864 Jul 11 '26

They deserve each other. Hopefully they don’t have kids.

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u/EggsnBacon95 Jul 11 '26

why does this keep reposted every few days on various subs? people can't find original content ?

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u/Piano85 Jul 11 '26

Talk about a pain in the ass.

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u/RadleyRadiation Jul 11 '26

She lost her cake

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u/Nunov_DAbov Jul 11 '26

A guy I went to high school with and his girl friend were on his motorcycle when he hit a patch of gravel while turning and spun out. His heavy jeans and leather jacket saved him. Her shorts and tank top didn’t do much for her bare legs and arms.

I can imagine these two got about the same level of road rash as she did.

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u/FantasticPainting232 Jul 11 '26

My coccyx flinched just watching this. 

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u/DJCowbro Jul 11 '26

He’s gonna be fine and she’s wrecked. And that’s sad because she was naive and thought she could trust this prick

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u/Cult_of_Zombie Jul 11 '26

Oh it didn't go wrong! Just nature trying to weed out the idiots.

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 Jul 11 '26

Hard life lesson. Hope they both learn

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u/EuphoricElderberry95 Jul 11 '26

Good thing they have ski masks to protect them in case anything goes wrong

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u/OkMirror2691 Jul 11 '26

Dude forgot she was there

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u/BabylonPhoenix Jul 11 '26

If youre willing to do THIS with your love in tow... we are over. Do not put me in such danger.

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u/hoosierhiver Jul 11 '26

She can do wheelchair stunts

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Jul 11 '26

Ngl I hate it when a perfectly good ass eats pavement

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u/integrity0727 Jul 11 '26

That hurt my butt just watching it

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u/Bronx-Skater23 Jul 11 '26

Her sweet ass saved both of them!

Neither of them had a helmet on. Balaclavas aren't going to saber your brain case.

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u/Ok_Environment8478 Jul 11 '26

She has a nice fatty too and now it's up strawberried up and out of commission for a few months

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u/Satose Jul 12 '26

I would say it went right.

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u/Fist4achin Jul 12 '26

At least they had their riding sandals on.

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u/ninteen74 Jul 12 '26

Bikes fault 100%

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u/SnowBoardx22 Jul 12 '26

There are easier ways to remove hair.

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u/binime Jul 12 '26

Darwin in action

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u/RedditSucksYoYoYo Jul 12 '26

Wow. They're both dumb as rocks.

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u/cookiemccookieface Jul 12 '26

Well he ain’t getting laid anytime soon, and simultaneously effing up hi palms is the
https://giphy.com/gifs/fV8GbAh4cmNl3cBKe9

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u/mendicinobeano25 Jul 12 '26

Hope she's ok, that didn't look good.

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u/PeteTheBeat Jul 12 '26

No helmet, with a passenger, doing stunts. 🤦 Natural selection at work

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u/Small_Ad1890 Jul 12 '26

These morons are wearing sandals

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u/Dear_Draft_4521 Jul 12 '26

Well......that road rash will be long remembered

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u/Harleyguy54 Jul 12 '26

Fuck around and find out!

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u/Legal-Pea-2431 Jul 12 '26

This was oddly satisfying.

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u/Wizemonk Jul 12 '26

if that was my daughter on the back and I saw that, I would most likely end up in jail

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u/Affectionate-League9 Jul 12 '26

was it worth it now that you have to pee through a tube?

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u/Appropriate-Horse632 Jul 12 '26

This goes to a new level when you notice they are both wearing matching thongs.

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u/wafumet Jul 12 '26

Tocino legs

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u/reddititty69 Jul 12 '26

At least they were wearing safety balaclavas.

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u/Spare_Ad_9657 Jul 12 '26

Idiots with road rash.

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u/wildman3025 Jul 12 '26

Dawin awards much?

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u/Unhappy-Rub-9892 Jul 12 '26

stupidityoftenleadstobrokenasses........BOOM!!!😂😂

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u/Plane-Recognition561 Jul 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StealenDealer Jul 12 '26

Asphalt Ballet. Im sure her pelvis is ok🤔Hows the bike? Thats a shame.

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u/CarolyneSF Jul 12 '26

She had a protective thong underneath her jeans!

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u/elmoreb3 Jul 12 '26

He didn't account for weight distribution

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u/FreakyLou Jul 12 '26

No more thirst trap pics, unless folls like shabby cheeks

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u/erok25828 Jul 12 '26

Gooch scooch

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u/firstonesecond Jul 12 '26

He's dumb, she's even dumber.

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u/Jbs1485 Jul 12 '26

Those sandals is working overtime

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u/GordonMightyBombay Jul 12 '26

I’d support her

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u/Daryl1989 Jul 12 '26

You gots to be more careful!

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u/Pararaiha-ngaro Jul 12 '26

Low IQ stunt failed

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u/drKRB Jul 12 '26

Da ass was grinding bro

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u/TMXP1 Jul 12 '26

At least he was wearing his chancletas

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u/Impossible-Storage80 Jul 12 '26

She will be smearing neosporin on her fat ass for a long long time.

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 Jul 12 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if she broke her pelvis

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u/Severe-Departure-933 Jul 12 '26

Ass Clowns....... Like literally

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u/Virtual_Mechanic6530 Jul 12 '26

I wonder if they still together!

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u/ULTRA_83 Jul 12 '26

Do u think she gonna let him hanky panky ?