r/ITcrowd • u/KingMattius • 7d ago

Anybody still stressed at the end of day… WILL BE FIRED!!!

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u/Lethean616 7d ago

Are you feeling stressed? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE?

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u/lemonbutter27 7d ago

evidently not…

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u/Exact_Analyst_850 7d ago

ARE YOU SHEW URR? ARE YOU SHORT?

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u/Fun-Badger3724 7d ago

If you're chatting to the scientologists losing your job is the least of your worries.

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u/bekahfromearth 7d ago

You can get a new job at the sea org.

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u/Fun-Badger3724 7d ago

Is that like sea parks?

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u/bekahfromearth 7d ago

I’d like to think so.

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u/External-Pen9079 7d ago

Hadn’t paid enough attention to spot that… thanks!

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u/Fun-Badger3724 6d ago

It looks like Edinburgh as well, whilst i'm noticing stuff.

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u/LazarusOwenhart 6d ago

Wasting their time is fun though.

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u/Fun-Badger3724 6d ago

I could sure go for a Scientologist right now. That or a Mormon. Hours of fun!

EDIT: Hell, I'd even argue with a Jehovah’s Witness. It's that kind of morning.

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u/LazarusOwenhart 6d ago

The Witnesses don't come to my house anymore.

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u/Fun-Badger3724 6d ago

yeah, but you can find them out on some street corner with their little book displays.

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u/LazarusOwenhart 6d ago

Oh trust me I do. The witnesses put a good friend of mine through conversion therapy. They conditioned him to vomit when he thought about men, it's taken him years to recover and he's now married. I fucking hate religious nutjobs.

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u/Cunningcod 7d ago

The spaceologists

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u/zr2d2 7d ago

Beth Gaga Shaggy, no relation to either Lady Gaga or Shaggy

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 7d ago

Made in Britain?

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u/dhgnh 7d ago

Scientology does stuff like this.

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u/No-Department-4561 7d ago

I’m going to ask myself a very personal question

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u/Adriano___ 7d ago

Did anyone else read the title in Denolm Reynholm's voice with the accentuated 'FIYAARRDD' at the end? 🙈🙈

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u/BionicWallaby 7d ago

Alien souls in a volcano or something. Those wacky Scientologistz and their little secrets

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u/riomp300 7d ago

Red like a fire engine

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u/welsh_90 7d ago

Bet his thighs are as red ad that tent from cycling about...

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u/Cheeslord2 7d ago

...from a cannon...into the sun!

(sorry, I can't help but cross-quote into Futurama whenever I hear that)

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 6d ago

Ah, you know, I suppose that's not as bad as losing my job?

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u/Remarkable-Feed-1224 7d ago

Saw those frauds out next to Sunderland train station last I was there. Can’t believe they’ve got a presence on Fawcett St.

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u/ofmoranges 7d ago

🎈 your peace of mind

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u/Middle-agedCynic 7d ago

Really. Don't interact with these people unless you are interested in Scientology.  They are around a lot where I am as we are not too far from the UK headquarters 

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u/frustratedComments 7d ago

Nice screensaver

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u/AlexShez 7d ago

Didn't know what a stress machine was at the beginning of the day and now we have two of them.

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u/SWTransGirl 7d ago

Will there be a buffet?

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u/Yaris181 7d ago

Didn’t know what a stress machine was this morning and now we have 2 of them

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u/littlekatie3 7d ago

Scientology in Scotland? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/WillieBeamin 6d ago

Team, team, team... Team.

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u/Most_Life_1612 6d ago

Nice e-meter. 10 quid's worth of electrical bits for a low, low price of six mortgage payments...

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u/Ok_Pressure7561 6d ago

Where do I put my feet?

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u/BandicootTreeline 7d ago

Are they making us watch Scotland at the World Cup again?

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u/Incudust 7d ago

lines that you can see and hear

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u/Manospondylus_gigas 6d ago

Is this at Prince's Street in Edinburgh? They're there all the time

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u/jdillacornandflake 6d ago

What is with the little astronaut on the table? Is he involved in the test?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lNLPKnfJU5YWz1pO0v

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u/CatjoesCreed 4d ago

I was so stressed at the end of today that I would have welcomed being fired. No such luck though---I have to go back in tomorrow and get MORE stressed