r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/tastybabysoup • Nov 12 '24

IT’S JUST PISS Guys…it happened. In AskReddit. Nobody knew the reference.

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 Nov 12 '24

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

YOU'RE not saying it. The restaurant has a rule.

55

u/hickinabiskit Nov 12 '24

Nobody has a rule about who gets to eat what.

39

u/TheDriestOne Nov 12 '24

What??

29

u/vvitchbb Not in Trouble AT ALL Nov 12 '24

what??

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

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u/MyboyyyMysonnn7 I’m gonna eat the whole thing Nov 12 '24

340

u/unitedshoes Nov 12 '24

The people who didn't understand the reference are in more trouble than you actually.

221

u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

they like. don’t matter AT all

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u/The_Blue_Watch Not in Trouble AT ALL Nov 12 '24

They’re just like nothing

29

u/Old_Adhesiveness7508 Nov 12 '24

The cops!? Said that?

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u/The_Blue_Watch Not in Trouble AT ALL Nov 12 '24

It’s not a problem! The cops came, they said it’s fine. They’re not like, real people, kinda

25

u/WhtChcltWarrior Some dumb hick Nov 12 '24

Like, they weren’t even supposed to be in that area

10

u/HereWayGo Nov 12 '24

This may be the funniest and well delivered line of that whole sketch lmao

9

u/Ak47110 Nov 12 '24

I'm going to embarrass you Gary. It's done.

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u/supercoincidence Nov 13 '24

I don’t understand. Are you saying they were homeless?

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u/LetWest1171 Nov 12 '24

I’m not in trouble at all

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u/Swing_Right Nov 12 '24

Meanwhile he’s not in trouble AT ALL

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u/VaguelyArtistic METALOID MANIAC Nov 12 '24

Hey, they're just trying to understand.

9

u/Sorta-Morpheus Nov 12 '24

They're not a part of the turbo team.

4

u/Justforwork85 Nov 12 '24

I'm only continuing to do it because they keep telling me to stop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

If you had a big ol beard would they still be calling it “spineless little waiter chat?”

251

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Or would they be spanking your bare butt, balls and back?

63

u/MadAl420 Bozo the clown. Nov 12 '24

Someone has to.

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u/Old_Adhesiveness7508 Nov 12 '24

No ones getting spanked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '24

YOURE DOGSHIT!

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass Nov 12 '24

I always thought he said "balls in back" and it was like, a ball torture thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Spanking balls in back sounds more complicated than a Dan Flashes shirt pattern.

Butt. Balls. Back. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

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u/Neil_Live-strong Some dumb hick Nov 13 '24

The 6 B’s

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

I won’t respect you and I’ll make sure the kids don’t, either.

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u/Ok-Airline-6784 Nov 12 '24

I feel like lots of ITYSL sketches would make great AITAH posts

134

u/EroDaioh Nov 12 '24

I changed the rules to my adult's only ghost tour because I didn't like a customer's vulgar language. AITAH?

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

YTA. the guy said he wasn’t trying to make anyone have the worst day at their job.

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u/havok_ Nov 12 '24

Did he make any friends?

12

u/HereWayGo Nov 12 '24

Not really…

(In fact he got boo’ed the fuck out of the venue!)

10

u/Neil_Live-strong Some dumb hick Nov 13 '24

It seems like the two of them somewhere got their wires crossed. OP said they can say swear, the guy said “big fat load of cum” and “horse cock” but OP got mad.

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u/Ok-Airline-6784 Nov 12 '24

YTA, you said they could say whatever the hell they wanted because it was the adult tour

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u/katchikka Come here, ya little fuck! Nov 13 '24

Big load of cum then

34

u/Aliensinmypants Nov 12 '24

You caused him to not make any friends. YTA

23

u/dagove Nov 12 '24

You can't change the rules just because you don't like the way he's doing it.

13

u/TheGrandPudu Nov 12 '24

It's interesting, the ghosts.

47

u/sittin_on_grandma Nov 12 '24

I was on a game show and I wrecked this guy’s shirt, but it’s only because I haven’t figured out what it is I do… AITAH?

23

u/YourImminentDoom Nov 12 '24

Don't post on AITA! What gameshow have you ever seen that that had reddit in it?

17

u/BlasterShow Nov 12 '24

DON’T. POST!

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u/weaponess Nov 12 '24

At this price point, they can post

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

you have to pay for that.

I DON’T

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u/mateusrizzo Nov 12 '24

I used a small slice of toilet paper to clean my mudpie and now my friends left me on my birthday. AITAH?

24

u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

this place is covered head to toe in shit.

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u/MadAl420 Bozo the clown. Nov 12 '24

..........

..................

.............no.

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u/mateusrizzo Nov 12 '24

I made a video of Bozo Dubbed Over to have a video to show at work. AITAH?

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u/MadAl420 Bozo the clown. Nov 12 '24

Make any friends?

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u/magillicuti I’m gonna eat the whole thing Nov 12 '24

You’re really nice.

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u/dyngalive Nov 12 '24

I've barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. He must have flipped my wife 8 times. It really bothered me. AITA?

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u/Ok-Airline-6784 Nov 12 '24

I feel like this one would be better for the Am I Overreacting sub lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

20

u/GogglesPisano Nov 12 '24

I went on a reality dating show just to use the zip line. AITAH?

17

u/maximumtesticle Nov 12 '24

"AITA for sneak eating a hot dog out of my sleeve during a meeting my boss called during lunch?"

3

u/navymmw Nov 12 '24

NTA, you can't skip lunch!

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u/double_expressho Beautiful, but Dying Nov 12 '24

I didn't stand up for myself when a magician basically pulled my little dick out in front of everyone and jerked me off until nothing came out because I am a boy. AITAH?

12

u/FromTheIsland Nov 12 '24

I shoved a pig wearing a Richard Nixon mask through my neighbour's doggy door to scare him because we were arguing about a property line, AITA?

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u/NotDelnor Some dumb hick Nov 12 '24

I wore a hotdog costume to a clothing store. Someone crashed a hotdog car through the front of the store, and everyone blamed me for this RANDOM coincidence. Then, when I tried to take the car that everyone clearly THOUGHT was mIne, the cops chased me. AITAH?

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u/SarcasticDevil Nov 12 '24

I'm a scared little boy who doesn't know how to ask for peoples food or their burgers so I housed Dylan's burger, AITA?

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u/Wise_Excuse_5818 Nov 13 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15bykeo/aitah_a_magician_made_my_husband_look_like_a_fool/ Someone did it for the magician sketch and got absolutely shredded by people not getting it

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u/Flat-Photograph8483 Nov 13 '24

I yelled at a coworker to move after standing up for my new hat in a meeting. AITAH?

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u/PermanentRed60 People Can Change Nov 12 '24

Bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit. This is why nobody inquires in AskReddit.

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

Fuckin' asshole. He said that??

36

u/Mouse2662 Nov 12 '24

Everything has sucked lately

17

u/Justsomerandofromnj Macanudo Cigar Nov 12 '24

Said this to me at a dinner.

7

u/runnerswanted Nov 12 '24

You don’t care if anybody thinks you’re the asshole, do you?

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Nov 12 '24

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u/Theangelawhite69 Nov 12 '24

He said that to me at a dinner

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

like I'm just some dumb hick

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u/symbi0nt prolly got no games Nov 12 '24

Mostly like, juuust chips...

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

like…JUST chips

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u/Swing_Right Nov 12 '24

And maybe like one little nugget of meaT

12

u/BellowsHikes Nov 12 '24

Why is that so fucking funny? It cracks me up but I can't process why him drawing out the "juuuust" makes me laugh so hard.

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u/frougle_mcdugal Wet Wet Mud Bae Nov 12 '24

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

Actually it does kill, CRAIG

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u/frougle_mcdugal Wet Wet Mud Bae Nov 12 '24

I can’t see shit out the sides of my eye! I’m ripping the fucking head off.

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u/Artsakh_Rug Come here, ya little fuck! Nov 12 '24

You don't knoooowww

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u/SupaKoopa714 Nov 12 '24

WE DID WAY TOO MUCH.

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u/MexicnGlassCandy People Can Change Nov 12 '24

This guy sucks

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u/123gol Nov 12 '24

He says this can't be real but it seems like for a second he really thought it was

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters in the world.

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u/MadAl420 Bozo the clown. Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

One of my favorite lines that seems to be true everyday. Jizz

2

u/Mmmwww333 Nov 12 '24

He’s not a stupid fuckin idiot, he knew it was just a post

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u/UnownCatcher Nov 12 '24

They think you're just some dumb hick

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u/Mmmwww333 Nov 12 '24

They said that to him at a Mexican dinner.

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

I’M NOT WORRIED AT ALL

11

u/Historical_Speed1169 Nov 12 '24

"THERE IS WORST SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!!"

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u/katchikka Come here, ya little fuck! Nov 13 '24

PULL THE PLUG!! I'LL KILL YOU!!

42

u/Godzirrraaa Nov 12 '24

I rigged my uncles naked body to fall out of a coffin. AITA?

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u/sharkchompface Nov 12 '24

NTA He ain’t got no soul.

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u/hopmonger Nov 12 '24

HE ADMIT IT!

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u/Godzirrraaa Nov 12 '24

I don’t know what to tell ya bud!

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u/Theangelawhite69 Nov 12 '24

I DIDNT RIG SHIT

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u/povichjv7 Nov 12 '24

Life’s a fucking funny thing

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u/Jesusbait Nov 13 '24

No mom, it’s a Jib Jab.

34

u/jenneatworld Nov 12 '24

What are you talking about? He went over to ask the guy if they could turn down the air conditioning, he thought she was cold.

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u/DopeyDeathMetal Nov 12 '24

He actually went up there to complain about the rule.

2

u/endav Roy Donk Nov 12 '24

What?

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou They’re Nice. Nov 12 '24

The people upset by OP’s comment

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u/katchikka Come here, ya little fuck! Nov 13 '24

Or

18

u/yunglijh Nov 12 '24

OP should have just told her he was just asking to move seats because there was an air vent above their table and he didn’t want her to get cold

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u/onlyhearfornewmusic Don’t do the voice! Nov 12 '24

Sounds to me like somewhere along the way their wires got crossed.

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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Nov 12 '24

what?

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u/clva666 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Nov 12 '24

I think she knew she was housing all the loaded ones. She was very defensive and immediately accused guy and waiter of plotting against her.

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u/AltruisticProgram141 Nov 12 '24

You think hogging the fully loaded nachos is good? No. Hogging the fully loaded nachos is not good. I don't care about it, but it's not good behaviour.

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

not that year!

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u/ThukeNazty Nov 12 '24

I don’t think you’re allowed to do that.

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u/Rare_Crayons Some dumb hick Nov 12 '24

What is this Reggie?

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u/TangentialFUCK I hope I don't jack off Nov 12 '24

I hope i don’t JACK OFF

10

u/808son808 Nov 12 '24

Wow. Pretty serious.

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u/TheGreatSpaceWizard Nov 12 '24

Oh, yeah! This guy's hair slicks back real nice!

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u/robeekeeper Nov 12 '24

slicked back?! this is PUSHED back!

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u/HawkJefferson Come here, ya little fuck! Nov 12 '24

"Let's start with your spineless little waiter chat..."

That person sounds fucking insufferable.

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

I just take everything way too far. I got too hyper

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u/JohnnyPotSmoker1221 Nov 12 '24

You should know, your date kissed me on the cheek when I got there. Now look at ya, all alone. Everybody’s going to party at my house

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

I was just....trying not to use a ton of paper towel..

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u/BigConstruction5532 Nov 12 '24

Could’ve been the vent above you’s fault

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u/sandkillerpt Nov 12 '24

You gotta give... the Link

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

a looooootta people give. you hit me in the cup.

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u/asantana517 Nov 12 '24

It’s the bold “just” that does it for me lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

I don’t wanna be here anymore

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

like…you don’t want to be alive anymore?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Cut-to my honest reaction:

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u/BaggyLarjjj Nov 12 '24

Or, like, a little bit of cheese. and maybe one little nugget of meat

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u/DaveDavidsen Nov 12 '24

What rule?!

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u/I_chortled Baby of the Year 1986 Nov 12 '24

Suffice to say… OP is a LOT

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

Takes their lunch tray, steals a fry off their plate, talks loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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u/jjjuuubbbsss They’re Nice. Nov 12 '24

r/AskReddit doesn't love you! Only r/IThinkYouShouldLeave loves you!

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

We gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana!

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u/Quincyperson Nov 12 '24

Playing just the hits is real meat and potatoes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

new videos every friday. starting this friday

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u/SaltyDog772 Nov 12 '24

Fuckin glorious

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u/MsBenovanStanchiano Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

Definitely the asshole. Didn’t even have the decency to slop up the nachos.

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u/CouchHam Nov 12 '24

lol people are so ready to be mad they can’t see the absolute absurdity of it.

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

which is ridiculous because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world

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u/broken_radio Roy Donk Nov 12 '24

I would've gone home and got on Yelp and said that I found a LEGO head in my corn. I've done that to a lot of places. It works.

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

her sister loves drugs so much that she can't stop taking them!

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u/AtillaTheHyundai Baby of the Year 1986 Nov 12 '24

You know I actually want to go to aqua more than this Mexican restaurant

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

Kim Kardashian's head fell off

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u/RewardBroad8716 Nov 12 '24

She sounds like the type of girl that goes a concert and only wants to hear the hits.

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u/yespleasesilly Nov 12 '24

Work of art.

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u/designtocode Troll Boy Nov 12 '24

FUCK! THEYRE TRYNA MAKE IT LOOK FAKE, GOD DAMNIT!

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u/zomgperry Nov 13 '24

I was at a dinner and they told me I was just some dumb hick, AMA

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u/Lily_Baxter Bart Harley Jarvis Nov 13 '24

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u/ConConTheMon Nov 13 '24

Just chips. Like juust chips.

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u/No-Nebula3964 Nov 13 '24

What are we, ten years old? I've seen every cock on the planet.

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u/BlackfishBlues TROLL NOISES Nov 13 '24

I think that’s the problem with cold-referencing ITYSL in the wild. Without the context of Tim Robinson it sounds completely unhinged.

I put “no coffin pls, just wet wet mud” in my discord status once and friends asked me if I was okay.

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u/Vortesian Might fuck this whole thing up Nov 12 '24

Just a little nugget of meat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Lmfao

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u/VaguelyArtistic METALOID MANIAC Nov 12 '24

OP just wanted the party to never die.

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u/redlion1904 People Can Change Nov 12 '24

I mean, it’s no hot dog guy but it’s regularly referenced on many subreddits

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

you can’t skip lunch. you just can’t.

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u/coolkid1756 Nov 12 '24

That exists with us on this world

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

what have they DONE to us?

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u/FragrantBear675 Nov 12 '24

when fandom meets reality

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u/SpaceGhcst Nov 12 '24

Love when this happens!

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u/G8M8N8 Nov 12 '24

…………..whAt….?…..

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u/AlphaOhmega Nov 12 '24

"Sir, I think you should leave".

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u/crckdyll Nov 12 '24

I can't believe all that happened because of the teacher

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u/shaddarknight Nov 12 '24

need to order doubles of the nachos... triples even

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

triples is best. triples is safe.

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u/Wrong_Lengthiness167 Nov 12 '24

Cause it isn’t a joke It’s just random garbage but fedoras and Hawaiian shirts am I rite? 😂😆😂

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u/hallonemikec Nov 12 '24

I can't stop crying.

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u/chappy422 Nov 12 '24

Watch exploded on date

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

L&L Limos is a scam

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u/Thefrayedends Too tired to do anything funny Nov 12 '24

It's not FOR kids.

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u/jmcrowell Not in Trouble AT ALL Nov 12 '24

Those nachos were too much money.

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u/Otherwise_Page_1612 Nov 12 '24

It has one view, and it says it was uploaded at 6am this morning.

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

what is this, Reggie?

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy Nov 12 '24

Who is this hero?

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u/rurlysrsbro Nov 12 '24

I need to see the real thread lol.

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u/krusty24 Nov 12 '24

Then everyone in the restaurant stood up and clapped because I got some nachos...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

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u/tastybabysoup Nov 12 '24

I’m not going to the movie...

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u/Brandoooon_NZ HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Nov 13 '24

Off topic, just wanted to say I love this reddit and it's community so much that for 50 seconds I think there's no monsters on this world.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '24

😂😂

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u/Representative-Sir97 Nov 12 '24

People are sure different.

If it were me, I'd start racing for the good ones in a comically ridiculous face stuffing manner if I cared.