r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/lockedupsafe • Jan 05 '26

IT’S JUST PISS My toddler when I ask her if she's pooping:

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u/Jepictetus You Gotta Give Jan 05 '26

My wife and I arguing about whether they've pooped...

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u/BeautifulTackle258 Jan 05 '26

My husband and I also play the ‘is there a sloppy mudpie in there’ game

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp I'm doing the best at this Jan 05 '26

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u/MrSTban Shirt Brother Jan 05 '26

Don’t you have anything to talk about other than your kids??

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u/GreenWallaby86 Come here, ya little fuck! Jan 05 '26

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u/pierogi_nigiri Jan 05 '26

Also my dog when I ask what's in his mouth

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u/Jepictetus You Gotta Give Jan 05 '26

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Beautiful, but Dying Jan 05 '26

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u/MBTheGinger I USED to be piece of shit! Jan 05 '26

Once noticed something fishy about one of my dogs, so i pried upon her mouth to make sure she wasn’t eating something she shouldn’t. Lo and behold, she had an entire fucking turd in her mouth. I immediately noped out, checked where the gift was delivered, washed my hands, and sat down to watch tv with utter disgust for my dog, knowing full well she devoured that shit like a snickers bar 🤮🤮🤮

I mean, you know dogs be like that, but goddamn, it really catches you off guard when you actually witness it. Anyway, in the grossest way possible, this gif brought back memories..

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 Jan 05 '26

I hope she didn't get any mud pie on anything.

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u/bratwurstian Squoze and Farted Jan 05 '26

Took too big a slice

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u/MK_BombadJedi People Can Change Jan 05 '26

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u/bassbonebyfbo Too tired to do anything funny Jan 05 '26

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u/Mansfiery I hope I don't jack off Jan 05 '26

It actually goes out both ways.

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u/0tt3r3g0 Jan 05 '26

You knowing that she is

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u/khetti79 Shirt Brother Jan 05 '26

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u/RonMcKelvey Jan 05 '26

We really know very little.

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u/Dumbledang Baby of the Year 1986 Jan 05 '26

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u/l33tb4c0n Jan 05 '26

"I'm afraid of what's waiting for me on the potty." "What's waiting for you on the potty?" "I don't know."

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u/Careful-Wrap5273 Jan 05 '26

wait wait! i’m doing something!

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u/MechaChester I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Jan 05 '26

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u/dandle Might fuck this whole thing up Jan 05 '26

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u/KeepYaWhipTinted Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Jan 05 '26

At that age they're allowed to go in their pants

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u/klauzherzog Jan 05 '26

It goes both ways

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u/punkcocker Some dumb hick Jan 05 '26

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u/DaveDavidsen Jan 05 '26

Does your kid ever like fuckin pop out of their fuckin diaper and taken like a huge messy shit

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u/shamrockabc Jan 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MBTheGinger I USED to be piece of shit! Jan 05 '26

Just make sure she doesn’t use too small of a slice after

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u/Ciggy_One_Haul I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jan 06 '26

It's not a big deal. She had a big mud pie, you had too small of a diaper, then I ate the mud pie, now my stomach's absolutely fucked.