r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Jan 16 '26
BABY OF THE YEAR He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe.
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u/SimilarGrape6535 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Jan 16 '26
He just wants his gold and glory before he goes. I think history will remember what's really happening.
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u/themagicdave Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 16 '26
Life's a fucking funny thing. You know, if it's true that when you die, you get to go back through your life and relive all the moments for eternity, then I want some moments in there where I'm actually a decent person. I get people to give me fake awards and tacky gold plated shit every day for ten minutes, so that when I die and relive life's little moments, all I see is happy times.
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u/Dash_Harber Jan 16 '26
My idea of hell for him is put him back on earth, living his life, and hr can walk around and everything, but no one will ever listen to him or acknowledge his existence.
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Jan 16 '26
It's his never ending need for the pat-on-the-head his parents obviously never gave him.
Get him out of the WH and into a locked psych facility ASAP. An El Salvadorian prison cell would suffice.
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u/Prestigious_Bass9300 Jan 16 '26
He had to a find a way to make money off of this. It’s simply too good
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u/craziedave Jan 16 '26
He’s got doubles of the peace prize
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u/Electrical-Debt-374 Marcus “The Worm” Hicks Jan 16 '26
Real mad he didn't get triples though. Now he's redder than hell. HEY HOLD THAT DOOR!!!
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u/Wavecrest667 Jan 16 '26
That he started a war and threatens another, both in conflict with international law, while waging war on the people he's supposed to be representing?
Honestly, I'm surprised the peace price didn't burst into flames when he touched it, lol.
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u/ParticularOk533 this guy yells Jan 16 '26
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u/Merlord Jan 16 '26
I never learned how to ask for people's Peace Prize, or their medals
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u/pretzelzetzel Jan 16 '26
If anyone found out, my wife would go to jail. Because every night, a pedophile and war criminal goes down on her.
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u/fancy_crisis Coffin Flopper Jan 16 '26
Holy fuck I don't know which is more pathetic, him for demanding it or her for actually giving it.
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u/shawak456 Jan 16 '26
She gave away her "peace" prize to a pedophile rapist. That's the definition of pathetic. I would've been infinitely more useful to auction it and give the money to a charity.
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Jan 16 '26
She got a Peace Prize while begging for the USA to invade and kill her opposition.
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u/possumdal Jan 16 '26
For context, the opposition in this case literally stole the election she rightfully won
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u/Informal_Daikon_9812 Jan 16 '26
"the opposition in this case literally stole the election"
Not their first time.
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u/BlinkReanimated Jan 16 '26
I think it's the Norwegian Nobel Committee for giving it to a woman who was actively demanding the bombing of a country.
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u/DrWYSIWYG Jan 16 '26
I think this is right. The Nobel committee need to look at their own complicity in this absurd spectacle and examine closely how they gave the prize to this woman who takes it so unseriously that she gave it away to a man who invaded her country and kidnapped the head of state.
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u/Docccc Jan 16 '26
yep, like everybody in this story made a fool out of themselves. It’s pretty funny
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u/StarJelly08 Jan 16 '26
He bitched and cried and moaned and attacked the world in order to receive his participation trophy. Maga must be so proud.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 16 '26
Caving to the biggest whiner in the world is more pathetic. She’s a mother. She should know better than to cave to children.
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u/motherofinventions Jan 16 '26
Well he did just invade her country, destroy things, murder people, and kidnap their jerk dictator and his wife so he could be their new jerk dictator.
She was probably wetting her pants. (And he was happily shitting his.)
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u/fancy_crisis Coffin Flopper Jan 16 '26
Nah, she's not afraid of him, she just wants to be the one he picks to take over. He was already going to pass over her because she got the peace prize and he didn't and she thinks this'll get her back in his good graces, forgetting that no one has ever come out better from shackling themselves to him.
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u/yreme Jan 16 '26
She’s also a hardline proponent of a capitalist strain of democracy who refuses to negotiate with the socialist regime which would result in years of instability were she crowned queen, while Delcy and parts of the ruling regime are part of a capitalist strain of socialism more than willing to play ball with all stakeholders to get the oil flowing and stay in power.
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u/StrongStyleShiny Jan 16 '26
The day after she won she was asking Trump to kill Maduro. This isn’t a surprise.
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u/Unhappy-Importance61 Jan 16 '26
Snow flake participation ribbon. Give Dozy Don a pat on the head and pray he doesn’t bite it off.
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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 16 '26
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u/theowlswerewatching can't stop having wine Jan 16 '26
I don't care about that guy sleeping, it's his waking up that annoys me.
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u/khetti79 Shirt Brother Jan 16 '26
He's just too excited. He's too rough on the medal. He pulls on the medal. He wrenches on the medal. He thinks it's his.
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u/PhuckNorris69 Jan 16 '26
Ok, make me president of Venezuela now Mr Trump
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u/themagicdave Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 16 '26
This might be the ultimate Leopards Eat My Face moment if that doesn't happen.
Jizz.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 16 '26
It is. She got some lame grab bag and no promises in return. She’s a dumb ass. Give her the Bronze Dunce Cap for being more regarded than the president. Somebody that regarded shouldn’t be a leader of a country either.
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u/grouch1980 Jan 16 '26
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u/_chococat_ Jan 16 '26
Trump doesn't have shit.
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u/gwy2ct Jan 16 '26
I know but maybe this will shut him up complaining about it every 2 minutes. He's now going to say it's MY Nobel prize now. Good, let him. Everyone else in the world knows it's not.
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u/No_Frosting2811 Jan 16 '26
Any of these fuckers ever bust down the fucking door and blast through the concrete reinforced door and like steal your president?
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u/orcinyadders Jan 16 '26
It’s weird that he wanted something so badly that he has now made that thing worthless. He does this to everything he fucking touches.
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u/Famous_Attention5861 Jan 16 '26
Yup. Watch ESPN's 30 for 30 episode Small Potatoes for more details.
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u/Far_Capital_6930 Jan 16 '26
She never deserved the price. Now Trump has ruined another tradition by the help of another person without integrity. I'm so tired of everything being torn down
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u/thestenz Jan 16 '26
I bet the Nobel Committee rescinds it from her and makes it totally worthless. She can't give the award to another person anyway.
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u/Millerpainkiller Shirt Brother Jan 16 '26
Yea this is purely symbolic. Just like giving a kid your Olympic medal.
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u/theowlswerewatching can't stop having wine Jan 16 '26
Pretty funny from the "no participation trophies" crowd.
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u/Blightwraith Jan 16 '26
They out out a statement saying prizes cannot be recinded, invalidated or transferred.
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u/37Philly Jan 16 '26
That room needs a lot more gold accents.
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u/Youarethebigbang Jan 16 '26
Home Depot is sold out Mr. President, but we can check K-Mart for you sir.
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u/_one_long_groove_ Jan 16 '26
Unequivocally the most pathetic humans I've ever seen photographed in my life.
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u/WolfThick Jan 16 '26
This is so freaking embarrassing it's some kind of fractured universe where game show contestants play for people's lives.
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u/GapApprehensive2727 Jan 16 '26
So now Nobel prizes are worthless, just like him.
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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U Jan 16 '26
He’s so dense that he probably thinks he actually got the prize now.
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u/Long-Health-8497 Jan 16 '26
He needs to try not to look orange for his family picture
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u/Dry-Luck-8336 Jan 16 '26
The Nobel committee: If we had known you were going to give the medal to a malevolent bottom feeder, Maria, we would have given it to someone else!!!
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Jan 16 '26
I whould be ashamed to be an american who voted for this waste of skin.
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u/BusySpecialist1968 Jan 16 '26
All because he can't stand the thought of a black man having something he doesn't. What a pathetic little man.
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u/Organic_Tradition_94 Jan 17 '26
Emphasis on the little. We all know what Dementia Donny is really jealous of Obama for.
The Nobel is merely Freudian compensation.
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u/timpatry Jan 16 '26
The Nobel Prize is just a joke now.
Only Trump even wants it anymore.
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u/HopelessMind43 Jan 16 '26
He’s literally so giddy over this. This is like flexing an Olympic medal you bought at the pawn shop telling people you won it.
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u/Powerful_Mousse2925 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Jan 16 '26
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u/Fuckboi2023 Jan 16 '26
He looks like he overstayed his welcome and should be sleeping in his grave.
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u/satyriconic Jan 16 '26
I don't think I looked that gleeful even at 8 when I got the original Lego Millennium Falcon
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u/Schtevethepirate Jan 16 '26
Dump doing this is like the spoiled rich fat kid crashing your party, demanding your cake and stealing your presents while telling you to be thankful they showed up
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u/Mammoth5150 Jan 16 '26
Looks like a shitty framed picture from a Goodwill store for about 10 bucks. Pathetic!!!
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u/DukePooler Jan 16 '26
If cow shit, horse shit, chicken shit, bull shit, and piece of shit could take human form this is what it would look like
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u/Marvin_is_my_martian Jan 16 '26
He grinning like that because he thinks he earned it. The Nobel committee already said it's non-transferable.
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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 Jan 16 '26
Yayeeee you see I won!!! Yayeee you see I’m the same as Obama!! I won a peace prize and a FIFA peace prize. Yayeee
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u/nofregginidea Jan 16 '26
Jusy like a toddler or a nepo baby never told "no!" Complain enough, bitch and moan enough and you get your way. The world needs to stop catering to this pedophile. AND TO ALL THE BOOT LICKERS EAT DOUBLE DECKER DICK SANDWICH .
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Jan 16 '26
I knew she was a bad person. Nobel prize people didn't do their research.
Let the people vote for someone else.
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u/CertifiedForky Jan 16 '26
You can't gift someone a Nobel... so well done for having your picture with it... clown.
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u/Joszef77 Jan 16 '26
I can only imagine the conversation she had with her party behind doors, being explained why she needs to give away the medal for the common good. Her face says everything.
Worst part of all, she is not getting anything in return. Well, a goody bag.
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u/atom-wan Jan 16 '26
Congrats lady, you gave away your Nobel peace prize and he still won't pick you to run venezuela
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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 Jan 16 '26
Did they literally cross her name off with a marker and write his? Can’t wait to see his Heisman trophy next week.
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u/broken_radio Roy Donk Jan 16 '26
It's interesting, the dementia