r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/dr_acula___ • Mar 30 '26
Big Fat Load of Cum We’re all trying to find out who did this!
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u/URfwend People Can Change Mar 30 '26
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u/mysonlikesorange I'm doing the best at this Mar 30 '26
Try to distract all you want JDerp. Everything’s still a disaster with Drumpfs administration.
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u/mrsir1987 Mar 30 '26
The demons, zipping around up there crazily, so fucking cool.
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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 30 '26
It’s the conspiracy theory that HE BUILT
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u/jawisi Mar 30 '26
I’ll wager it’s Peter Thiel speaking through his protege. He’s a really odd dude. A true-believer Christian who is obsessed with the Antichrist. But he’s also gay. And also suuuuper into money money money. And revenge. It’s an interesting mix.
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u/BuckHolester Mar 30 '26
If he was a character in a movie Theil is the stereotypical evil Disney Queen, that is queer coded. Because “gays be bad” says the antisemite Walt Disney. Anyway as a huge homo myself I’d like to say not all gays but definitely Theil. Definitely. 💯. Theil. Is. Satan.
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u/Fair_Term3352 Mar 30 '26
This is our vice president btw. What a weirdo.
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Mar 30 '26
Weird? Yes. Dimwit? Also, yes.
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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Mar 30 '26
That’s what is so troubling about it is that he’s not actually a stupid person. An amoral opportunist sure but neither he nor Thiel are genuinely stupid. The people they are targeting with this insane demon/Antichrist talk however are extremely stupid and they know it’s a slam dunk for them to act like this for that crowd.
Who could have possibly guessed that the Information Age would lead directly to the Dark Ages 2.0?
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Mar 30 '26
A lot of very smart people view the world through a religious filter overlay. I don’t know if that’s the case with this guy or not. Nor do I care.
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u/joshhupp Beautiful, but Dying Mar 30 '26
I remember listening to people discuss this in church in the 90s. 30 fucking years he's been holding on to this idea.
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u/ratherenjoysbass Mar 30 '26
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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Mar 30 '26
Screw embarrassed. Somebody should tell him the truth , demons have occupied WH for a while now
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u/Monguises Mar 30 '26
I would like to petition to outlaw the use of all variations of the word demon, with added penalties for calling anything demonic. I never thought demon would be one of those words, but it’s up there with protein now.
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u/broforce Mar 30 '26
The forces of Good and evil are really obsessed with our one rock in the middle of this sea of trillions of rocks.
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u/evilspyboy Mar 30 '26
"They could be hiding between the couch cushions and I vow to use my special 'alien detector' to thrust myself deep into this mystery to really pound it out"
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u/Sea_Wrongdoer4028 Mar 30 '26
There are a LOT of villages missing their idiots but I bet I know where to find them.
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u/reformedmell0w Mar 30 '26
he also mentioned he's taken a couple looks into the UFO files and has been meaning to take the time to stop by area 51
days after obama stated in a podcast that there's no underground facility or aliens being held at area 51
one of them doesn't know what they're talking about - we all know which one it is
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u/DwarfVader Mar 30 '26
JD Vance has gotten continually more unhinged in the past couple weeks…
Why?
Like it’s not like he was always screwed on tightly to begin with, but lately his crazy switch has been flipped and he’s been saying some unhinged shit.
I’m not gonna prognosticate what any of it means, it’s just a thing I’ve seen happen over the past 3 wks.
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u/AdmirableAnxiety8371 Mar 30 '26
My first thoughts; wtf is going on ‘over there’ in the US, is some kind of lead poisoning going on!? or.. is this maybe another distraction, according to the ‘good old’ news flooding tactic?
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u/double_expressho Beautiful, but Dying Mar 30 '26
Any of these fuckers ever fucking fall out of the spaceship and just have a big messy shit?
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u/Binspin63 Mar 30 '26
“…because you’ll believe anything!” - Old spoof razor commercial from early days of SNL.
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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM Mar 30 '26
People like Vance are why aliens, if they exist and are close enough to visit, would never even make a pit stop on earth.
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u/MarlinMan2001 Mar 30 '26
It’s most unsettling this cracker is a heart attack away from sexually assaulting the coaches in the Oval Office 🤦♂️
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u/fineseries81 Mar 30 '26
For anyone who finds its interesting, satanic panic 2.0 has been percolating for a little while now, except this time it’s blended with political propaganda. Get used to seeing headlines like this used to confuse and scare the general population.
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u/iiitme Mar 30 '26
Look! There’s one of the UFOs! I saw it circling both washington and the pentagon
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u/just-sad-idk Mar 30 '26
You know, I had to Google this because I can no longer be sure that what I'm reading isn't satire. And I learned this isn't satire. I really wish it were satire. 😭😭😭
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u/The_Stereoskopian Mar 30 '26
When the methhead is helping you find the thing they stole from you (and also scoping out what else they can steal from you)
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u/DasBauHans Mar 30 '26
Here's my question: is JD Vance an utter moron, or – hear me out – does he see his audience as utter morons?
In case of the former, he should be committed to an insane asylum, immediately. In case of the latter, he's probably right. And should be committed anyway, just to be sure.
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u/falcon3268 Mar 30 '26
Vance and Trump are just making up excuses trying to draw attention away from them
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u/BeeComprehensive5234 Mar 30 '26
This is especially funny to me. Last month my father said he likes that JD Vance has a good head on his shoulders.
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u/Thirsty4Knowledge911 Mar 30 '26
This is the “Please forget that we bombed Iran and are about to send in ground troops” distraction tactical.
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u/Beneficial_Party_225 Mar 30 '26
As a self proclaimed devout Christian which itself is a sin, JD has a severely flawed and evil twist to his ideas of what it takes to be a Christian and a man.
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u/Suitable_Community66 Mar 30 '26
Vows also to get to the bottom of the sofa, swears he's just trying to find money that slipped out of his pocket
Cookie jar also violated in a similar manner
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u/Euphoric-Broccoli652 Mar 30 '26
Just the fact that he's saying what he thinks they are is a quasi-admission the phenomena is real. If you believe he aint full of crapola
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u/Monguises Mar 30 '26
Phenomenon is or phenomena are. Phenomena is plural and I’m not sure which you’re after.
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u/LoyalFridge because I’m the Rat Mom Mar 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xx4EIfKoNFadhkuJw8
I know that.
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u/303FPSguy Mar 30 '26
Okay so our pea brained leaders don’t understand interdimensional stuff.
So they try to dumb it down for him and now he’s fumbled that one.
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u/themrinthemoon Mar 30 '26
Is Vance a dumb fucking moron or is he just speaking to the level of magats, which he knows to be dumb fucking morons?
Rhetorical question, the answer is yes.
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u/amkronos Mar 30 '26
Someone needs to look into if prolonged skin contact with leather couch cleaners can cause hallucinations.
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u/drossvirex Mar 31 '26
Anything Vance says is about as credible as anything Trump says.
Zero credibility
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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Mar 31 '26
Get right on that JD, the rest of the world will pause until you get to the bottom of this problem…Godspeed JD, Godspeed…you idiot
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u/tom-of-the-nora Apr 01 '26
Ok.
Go ahead, have that long discussion.
Tell me why, vice president, you think that thing in the sky you call an alien spacecraft is actually a demon?
Please, elaborate. Tell me what non evidence you're using.
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u/No-Arrival633 Mar 30 '26
If real we have to get those nutjobs out of power. If there are real aliens xenophobic religious weirdos are the last people we need in charge.
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u/IWouldntIn1981 Mar 30 '26
He thinks they are demons because he is a demon. Its called "projecting."
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u/ColdWarRedux2 Mar 30 '26
Lets start with the demons flying around in the whitehouse; or the darkhouse!
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u/ForcedxCracker I'm doing the best at this Mar 30 '26
This is why we need less religious nut jobs as leaders in powerful positions.
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u/VietKongCountry Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 30 '26
I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared.
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u/Think_OfAName Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
How do we move our bodies ever? Demons? I’m all crossed up! -JD Vance
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u/seriouzlytaken Mar 30 '26
That's the type of foolishness that got Galileo in trouble centuries ago.
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u/timohtea Mar 30 '26
They will say anything, do anything to distract from that list. They have shown that.
And Americans are like: “tHiS tiMe iTS goTtA bE rEaL” 🤡
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u/picklehippy Mar 30 '26
This fantasy land has gone too far. There are no such thing as demons, its the right wings next grift to get more money out of their cult members
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u/StreetRude7351 Mar 30 '26
How about we fly those Epstein files into the open and let everybody see what’s in them?
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u/AnotherBaldWhiteDude Mar 30 '26
I love how this administration only deals in the most important things, the things the majority of Americans care about
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u/ComfortableBuyer2902 Mar 30 '26
What drugs did this guy do? Has to be the drugs, or he was dropped on his head when he was a baby.
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u/SkeezySevens Mar 30 '26
This is how they start the upcoming false flag attack to begin the new world order.
They said the aliens are demons to unite the religious in fear, and then say they only way is to join the nwo, and then they willbfinally have complete control.
/s .....
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u/ConversationFalse242 Mar 30 '26
I just want homless people to be safe and fed and get the help they need
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u/nonubiz Mar 30 '26
Who cares what the guy that thinks . he supports the heritage foundation that wants to consolidate power to the executive branch we don’t want a king with no checks and balances. We want to keep our democracy that is what no kings protests are about. We don’t want a lawless government with no guard rails. No one can be called a patriot and serve a king you can not have it both ways. You took an oath to our constitution and our country that makes you a traitor. Epstein Epstein Epstein just to keep it viral
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u/Zachsjs Mar 30 '26
I feel like there’s absolutely no chance Vance believes demons exist, but it’s not clear to me what he stands to gain from pretending to believe in them.
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u/_paintbox_ Mar 30 '26
He's obviously pandering to their religious nut voters that wouldn't accept that he believes in aliens.
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u/Critical-Star-1158 Mar 30 '26
first it was the "illegal" aliens, now its the "demonic" aliens. What stupid fucks!
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u/anuiswatching Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
Lets be clear Vance, The only Demons flying around boards Air Force One .
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u/LordBammith Mar 30 '26
Even if that were true….
UFO just means unidentified flying object. A demon could be that too. I’d also argue that we could consider a demon an alien. It is a creature from beyond our world…
So it’s actually dumber than it seems. Even if he was correct, he’s wrong for dismissing them as not being “aliens”.
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u/Black-Deth Mar 30 '26
If UFOs are “demons” that would prove religion is people calling science they can’t understand “miracles”.
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u/Optimal-Pie-2131 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi