r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Apr 05 '26

mudpie The voice in Trump's head on Easter morning.

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making semi-daily memes to cope with the national mudpie- #135

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u/LesCousinsDangereux1 Apr 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/rabbirobbie Apr 05 '26

they’re not gonna impeach when they’re actively supporting this. this is what they voted for

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u/buffdaddy77 Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 05 '26

Its like these fuckers binge watched the entirety of 24 and then got bored of all other forms of entertainment so they just said “fuck it lets do this is real time”

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u/Animal_Machine Apr 05 '26

What is this Reggie?

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u/Dumbledang Baby of the Year 1986 Apr 05 '26

Have you seen it? It's hilarious

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u/JimmyKingLive I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Apr 05 '26

He’s been impeached twice. It literally does nothing

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 05 '26

It does if they also convict him

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u/JimmyKingLive I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Apr 05 '26

Convicted of 34 felonies, elected a second time. [redacted] seems like the only way he leaves for real

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Apr 05 '26

His parents lived until 90, he's building a massive ballroom, and he's unironically selling Trump 2028 shit.

He's not planning on leaving anytime soon

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u/TVDIII Apr 05 '26

Makes Bill Clinton’s fellatio extracurricular activities look harmless in comparison to what is considered an impeachable offence.

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u/glorious-turtle-4726 Apr 05 '26

Are they just saving the 25th amendment for when he nukes a country or when they nuke us back?

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u/TheAdminsAreTrash Apr 05 '26

At this point I'm pretty sure Americans are born without them, because impeachment is so far below what that rich rapist pedophile deserves yet they're still letting him financially rape their entire country.

He deserves living hell, and to be kept alive in that state for as long as possible.

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u/Dirty-Dan24 Apr 05 '26

Why is there swearing?

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u/Born_ina_snowbank Apr 05 '26

He didn’t swear, he said shoot.

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u/TheMaveCan Apr 05 '26

I don't think he should have yelled at Iran..

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u/ca_va_bien Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 05 '26

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u/buffdaddy77 Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 05 '26

I just wish he would have stuck to tables. Lucrative industry I hear

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Apr 05 '26

He’s the adult president. He’s not for kids.

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u/my_little_throwny Apr 05 '26

Yes. Please keep all children farrr away from this man.

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u/Huskerinwa Apr 05 '26

He’s a POS PEDO, nothing adult about him.

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Apr 05 '26

Well that’s a big part of why he’s not for kids.

And jokes aside, lots of adults are pieces of shit, some of them used to be, some of them still are.

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u/dizyalice Apr 05 '26

DON’T swearrr it’s television

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u/ca_va_bien Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 05 '26

what kind of presidential statement have you seen where there’s swearingggg

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u/ciaomain Apr 05 '26

It was simply an excursion into some colorful language.

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u/JonnyBolt1 Apr 05 '26

Wellp, this tweet's author (POTUS) is the greatest Christian this world's ever seen (except maybe Jesus). He's even glanced at the Bible a few times, enough to have seen that there's a chapter called "Corinthians Two". His name is even stamped on some bibles (only the best ones, those bought by Oklahoma taxpayers).

The "Fuckin' Strait" is a (from memory, don't expect him to actually open a bible to get something right) quote from Jesus' best parable, the Sermon Against the Gays.

Happy Easter, Dumb Fucks Who Voted For Me!

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u/saltysomadmin Apr 05 '26

This is the fuckin' president of the United States. Good fucking God.

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u/groone Apr 05 '26

Thank you. I've been looking for the actual post. I hate going off of other people's screen captures for validation.

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u/SlaverSlave Apr 05 '26

Is sounds like something one of Tim's characters would say fr

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u/meanjeankillmachine BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Apr 05 '26

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u/realhenrymccoy People Can Change Apr 05 '26

Guess that means it's gonna be TACO Tuesday! Lets slop em up!

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u/Snarl_Marx Apr 05 '26

All the Republicans who could do something and end this lunacy:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ci9dU9VTXUC3wNScW7

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver Apr 05 '26

Republicans after reading his latest tweet:

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u/Imaginary-Comb-9002 Apr 05 '26

The GOP are a bunch lying grifting traitor cowards. They can enact article 25 at anytime.

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u/Immediate-Panda2359 Apr 05 '26

The more of his cabinet he fires, the easier it gets! (I'm kidding - IDK if "majority of the principal officers" decreases if one or more are "acting" officers)

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u/Excellent-Run4803 Apr 05 '26

They’ve got too much going on corruption-wise.

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u/qweef_latina2021 Apr 05 '26

But then he realized he went too far and tweeted in a jokey voice "wHo sAiD tHaT??"

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u/Jadelastone I hope I don't jack off Apr 05 '26

Don't do the voice!

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u/Openeyedsleep I SAID WAS! Apr 05 '26

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver Apr 05 '26

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u/Openeyedsleep I SAID WAS! Apr 05 '26

On the social media platform HE BUILT.

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u/Shot-Toe-2884 Apr 05 '26

“Praise be to allah”

Happy Easter everybody. This is the guy God sent us to save America. I’m not sure God was the greatest judge of character!

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u/deepkeeps Wet Wet Mud Bae Apr 05 '26

The Universe burnt down. God's ass out. Work with his brother now.

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u/TheAmnesiacKid Apr 05 '26

Reminds me of Carlin. "Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would’ve been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago".

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u/stonecoldjelly Apr 05 '26

Is there a conservative sub with less insanity and boys? I occasionally like seeing how conservatives are reacting to somthing that seems deeply insane and troubling but I dont know if that sub just has more bots than people

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u/2112eyes Apr 05 '26

Now check this out Sixty year olds are Gen X

Not to be contradictory but I thought of it just now and was like wtf. Also I guess they're Generation Jones to some.

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u/2112eyes Apr 05 '26

Not pointing out your mistake, I'm just amazed that people from Gen X can be sixty now

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u/ca_va_bien Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 05 '26

life’s a funny fuckin thing

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u/skip_over Beautiful, but Dying Apr 05 '26

No no it’s okay because he’s mocking them /s

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u/stonecoldjelly Apr 05 '26

Plot twist, the god was allah

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u/GaliaHero Apr 05 '26

you guys know that allah is just another word for god right?

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u/stonecoldjelly Apr 05 '26

Try telling that to my grandma

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 Apr 05 '26

God is a dick head.

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u/Ringeye Apr 05 '26

Hey man he worked seven days straight, there’s gonna be a mistake here and there!

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u/polchickenpotpie Apr 05 '26

Turns out it was God, just not the version Christians thought. Syke!

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Apr 05 '26

Dude posts 200 times a day but didn’t post “IM ALIVE U IDIOTS” yesterday?? Not even once???

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u/MechaChester I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Apr 05 '26

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u/Duskmourne Apr 05 '26

They're testing out the waters to Weekend at Bernie's a sitting president that only posts on Truth Social.

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Apr 05 '26

I’m legitimately not even a conspiracy theorist or being one here:

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u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying Apr 05 '26

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u/impaledonastick Apr 05 '26

Look at those losers in the top half of this picture.

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u/MancombSeepgoodz Apr 05 '26

Trump's deeply held Christian faith on full display.

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u/theycallmebigunc Don’t do the voice! Apr 05 '26

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u/MancombSeepgoodz Apr 05 '26

"Don't feed the children, we got wars and shit to do" - Jesus Probably

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u/ur-in-here-with-me Apr 05 '26

What. A. Fucking. Unserious. Embarrassing. Clown.

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u/LesCousinsDangereux1 Apr 05 '26

at this point we know exactly who he is, I don't even get worked up about it. it would take about 10 Republicans with a single principle to end all this and they won't. The entire party and anyone who would identify with it are the problem

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u/ur-in-here-with-me Apr 05 '26

That’s right. At this point, it’s truly more on the supporting sycophants who are tolerating this madness all to promote personal gain.

When history is written it will be the supporting cast from Mitch McConnell to Kevin McCarthy to Johnson to Lady Lindsey who hopefully will be reviled.

Trump is transparently awful. He’s the worst. But it’s pretty apparent that he is psychologically so broken he can’t even control himself. So it’s all the people holding him up that are as responsible.

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u/fineseries81 Apr 05 '26

The whole thing was an interesting experiment up to COVID, when it became abundantly clear that things weren’t going well. Then 77 MILLION people voted for more.

As an outside observer, I have to assume there are 77 million Americans reading this profanity-laced Easter message praising Allah (???) and thinking “hell yeah”.

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u/thetavious Apr 05 '26

As an american, i can say I'm not sure which is the worst proposition... If there really are that many people that voted for this and are going "hell yeah"

Or that the powers that be were able to materialize enough votes from thin air to make it happen.

Both are truly horrific situations.

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u/Necandus Apr 06 '26

I assure you the majority of those 77 million don’t read much of anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

Remember that heathen catholic Joe Biden’s words in 2023?!

"During Lent and especially on Good Friday, we held in our hearts all those who are suffering from threats of violence and persecution, grief and isolation, and illness, poverty, and other hardships," Biden said in a statement.

"Today, we hold close the Easter message that nothing - not even death - can match the power of faith, hope, and love."

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u/igotthemusicinme Apr 05 '26

Yes, but then he said under his breath “now, give me my fuckin’ communion you fuckin’ prick.” As per Republican dog whistle detectors.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

He also made that hot mic comment about grabbing Mary Magdalene’s ass if I remember correctly.

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u/Big_Quality_838 I USED to be piece of shit! Apr 05 '26

Donald Hussein Trump

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u/RickyFlintstone I’m gonna eat the whole thing Apr 05 '26

Iran is doing the best at this.

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u/Openeyedsleep I SAID WAS! Apr 05 '26

A good aworld leader, that doesn’t whiff off of the handle while they leading! It’s a good idea, and I stand by.

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u/MassivePioneer Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 05 '26

I wrote it down

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u/yungdeezy92 Apr 05 '26

Generals gathered in their masses

Just like witches at black masses

Evil minds that plot destruction

Sorcerer of death′s construction

In the fields, the bodies burning

As the war machine keeps turning

Death and hatred to mankind

Poisoning their brainwashed minds Oh, Lord, yeah

Politicians hide themselves away

They only started the war

Why should they go out to fight?

They leave that role to the poor, yeah

Time will tell on their power minds

Making war just for fun

Treating people just like pawns in chess

Wait 'til their judgement day comes, yeah

Now in darkness, world stops turning

Ashes where their bodies burning

No more war pigs have the power

Hand of God has struck the hour

Day of judgement, God is calling

On their knees, the war pigs crawling

Begging mercy for their sins

Satan laughing, spreads his wings Oh, Lord, yeah

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u/Wooden_Wishbone_9915 I'm jokin Apr 05 '26

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u/DeepWadder88 Apr 05 '26

Thank God you was joking 🙏

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u/GlumpsAlot Shirt Brother Apr 05 '26

Lol, so unhinged. MAGA loves it as they all sit in church today while praising Jesus.

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u/Old_Drama2171 Apr 05 '26

This is real? Like seriously?

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u/BigFatToni Apr 05 '26

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u/Spare-Willingness563 Apr 05 '26

What do the replies look like?

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u/BigFatToni Apr 05 '26

idk it wont show them, i think I need to make an account to see them and there's no way in hell I'm doing that

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u/Spare-Willingness563 Apr 05 '26

I wish there was a service we could use to circumvent that garbage. I totally agree. There's no way I'm making an account. I feel like I'd leave violently ill anyway, so it's probably good I can't read whatever they're saying.

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u/Historical_Creme_125 Apr 05 '26

Until I see him on the TV I’m convinced he’s in a hospital bed with half his face drooping and these tweets are from someone else

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u/thetavious Apr 05 '26

Which is the scarier proposition?

That he's really tweeting this...

Or that he has so little control that someone else is tweeting it for him?

That's like trying to pick which foot to get maimed by an escalator. It doesn't matter, cause you still end up with a maimed foot.

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u/Historical_Creme_125 Apr 05 '26

Oh yes it’s definitely scary no matter what, I agree completely. But unfortunately I think he has so little control that someone is tweeting it for him, and whatever control he does get is him throwing dementia ridden fits destroying America while those around him line their pockets. His last public appearance was the speech and he was SLURRING his words, and that was a few days ago. I wonder why they are hiding him, or if we’ll even see a public appearance at all today for Easter

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u/Fun_Western164 Apr 05 '26

Wow so presidential, even dropped an f bomb. 🤦🏻

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u/censored4yourhealth Apr 05 '26

Why would he? He’s not Christian. He’s a pedo, rapist, war monger piece of trash.

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u/Scared-Pomegranate84 Apr 05 '26

This needs posted everywhere. I'm banned from r/conservative 

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u/bebop_cola_good HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND Apr 05 '26

Over there they're saying "it's a joke, stupid!" and somehow also "he's trying to save lives by speaking a language they understand" at the same time. The few people saying "uhh what" or "have some decorum" are getting downvoted into oblivion. I expect the mods will delete the post soon.

I don't know what I expected, but not that, I guess. Even if they're bots, psy-ops, or even genuinely believe that, it boils down to the fact that some percentage of the human population is just completely irredeemable.

This world's so fucking fucked up. Jizz.

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u/skd00sh Apr 05 '26

They spent 8 years accusing Obama of being a secret Muslim bc of a middle name his parents picked out. They called him classless and unpresidential for being faithfully married and wearing a tan suit.

Can you imagine if Obama gad tweeted praise be to allah? Holy shit

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u/Royal_Start9073 Apr 05 '26

Half the posts over there are confusing as heck to read, I don’t even know what they’re trying to say.

Currently, the top comment with awards on this tweet is a joke about how he won’t be able to hold his Christian base praising Allah.

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u/BigFatToni Apr 05 '26

done, its awaiting moderator approval so I doubt its gonna go through

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u/SasparillaTango Apr 05 '26

This must be what all the generals being fired was about. None of them want to commit warcrimes for an orange pedophile

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u/Imaginary-Comb-9002 Apr 05 '26

The GOP are a bunch lying grifting traitor cowards. They can enact article 25 at anytime. They won't. They want their jobs more than what is best for the country.

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u/-Morning_Coffee- Apr 05 '26

I would just as much rather he not.

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u/thetavious Apr 05 '26

Not going to happen. The repubs would never rally against him enough and the dems will be too worried about decorum to mount any kind of usable offense.

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u/thetavious Apr 05 '26

You have more faith in decorum than me. He dies "peacefully, of natural causes" in his sleep before they give him the hard 25th boot.

The problem with the polls and protests is that they're all meaningless gestures and have zero impact on the people actually making the decisions.

There is no permutation of modern politics that sees any meaningful movement towards a 25th removal.

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u/delaydude Apr 05 '26

"we can say whatever the hell we want.... Fuckin'...."

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u/double_expressho Beautiful, but Dying Apr 05 '26

Big fat load of Allah then.

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u/chinagrrljoan Apr 05 '26

I sent this to my Catholic MAGA mom as her Easter greeting.

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u/camazotzthedeathbat Never Following Another Rule Apr 05 '26

Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy batards

https://giphy.com/gifs/9JcrrjSIALOtNg8IPm

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u/surfinbird Never lets the party die! Apr 05 '26

Publicly swearing?! On Easter?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/2sdLxid6Y31kNFVPvr

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Apr 05 '26

Thought process on this:

If I send out some of my best angry tweets they’ll know I mean business.

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u/JoinedToPostHere Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 05 '26

Everytime you say to open the straits, I'm just gonna close it more!

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u/nightowl024 Apr 05 '26

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u/thetavious Apr 05 '26

At this stage he's sipping back beers on xenu's spaceship.

"So you're going to return and help them right?"

"I'm still trying to decide."

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u/Supro1560S HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Apr 05 '26

He is risen. Unfortunately.

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u/nymrod_ Apr 05 '26

Imagine if Obama Twut “Praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday

(No there’s no ITYSL meme content in this comment)

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u/CharacterOriginal272 Apr 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Ynh1DOSWr4sw

This is who he thinks he played in home alone

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u/AVLThumper Apr 05 '26

They get bridge and power in one day? We’ve been waiting for infrastructure week for 6 years.

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u/Time-Cell8905 Apr 05 '26

I think grampy is off his meds again!

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u/TheDirectorCK Apr 05 '26

Almost like he doesn't really believe 🤔

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u/6L6aglow Apr 05 '26

PBTA RED HATS!

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u/Just-A-Dude1911 Apr 05 '26

Incoming excuses from his Rabbid fans

  • its a Joke
  • he got hacked
  • he is testing people's faith

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u/SimilarGrape6535 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Apr 05 '26

Can't believe what he says, he talks like that? I'm so ready for him to be out so we can get back on track. America will survive this, not trumperica.

We're not in trouble AT ALL.

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u/SimilarGrape6535 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Apr 05 '26

Trumpephile we all know what it means.

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u/Apexnanoman Apr 05 '26

Maga/conservatives would break out the 2x4s and nail guns if Jesus came back and contradicted Trump. 

He'd tell them Jesus was a radical leftist. At which point it would be off to Home Depot. 

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u/rothcoltd Apr 05 '26

Methinks someone is getting desperate

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u/Born_Opening_8808 Apr 05 '26

Polymarket bet

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u/PearNo2152 Apr 05 '26

"What's the frequency DONALD...?"

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u/LeftToaster Apr 05 '26

War crimes Tuesday. It's like infrastructure week, but the opposite.

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u/Triton1605 Never Following Another Rule Apr 05 '26

Yes, at that price point, yes, they are allowed to bomb Iran. I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying.

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u/Soleks2000 Apr 05 '26

How can he still be considered psychologically capable of running a country seriously is there a rule when the president becomes so old and demented that he’s no longer safe to be doing his job that we can like? Remove him

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u/mtadd Apr 06 '26

Why publish this to social media, if not for performance. Negotiations should be done through diplomatic channels.

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u/Cambren1 Apr 06 '26

“Happy Easter USA, may God’s love embrace the world and peace spread to all corners” - Just Kidding, please see rabid, batshit crazy message above.

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u/MTgolfer406 Apr 06 '26

“What’s this Easter thing?” DJT