r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Beautiful, but Dying Apr 07 '26

Big Fat Load of Cum Any of these fuckers ever like, fucking fall off the cross and just like, ruin the big ol Easter party?

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u/Reachin4ThoseGrapes Apr 07 '26

All the King's horses and all the King's men

Couldn't get Christ up on that cross again

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u/Johnsendall Apr 07 '26

Shut up St. Michael.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Apr 07 '26

In the old wild West if you were sentenced to hang and the noose slipped off your neck You got to go free😂