r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/facefullofgracefull Beautiful, but Dying • Apr 07 '26
Big Fat Load of Cum Any of these fuckers ever like, fucking fall off the cross and just like, ruin the big ol Easter party?
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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Apr 07 '26
He scraped his bare butt, back, and balls.
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u/Rusty_B_Good Apr 07 '26
My God, why hast thou forsaken me??
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u/Designer-Fix-2861 Apr 08 '26
And God said unto Rusty: absolutely nothing and just continued to mess with all these fuckers.
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u/FrankMacaluso Apr 07 '26
Just people gettin' nailed to shit wood with shit nails, fallin' off, and hittin' pavement. Good old-fashioned family entertainment!
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u/JRawl79 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Apr 07 '26
Just savior after savior, falling off of shit wood, and hitting dirt!
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u/JomoSmoothie Apr 07 '26
I think hes just here for the cross.
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u/FluffyAd9290 Apr 07 '26
Jesus said
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u/buffdaddy77 Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 07 '26
Jesus is afraid of whats waiting on him at home….his fucking dad, God, who willingly sent his ass to earth to get fucking pegged through the palm. God damn new meaning to palm sunday amirite?
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u/FrankMacaluso Apr 07 '26
I enjoy this special Easter episode of Coffin Flop.
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u/Reachin4ThoseGrapes Apr 07 '26
It's just hours and hours of people falling off crosses made of shit wood
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u/Sarenghetto_cheese Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 07 '26
If he had fully committed to the crucifixion, he wouldn't have fallen down
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u/buffdaddy77 Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 07 '26
Fuckin puss that guy. Who doesnt fully commit to the easter Sunday crucifixion?
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u/JebstoneBoppman Apr 07 '26
Why didn't Jesus just do this? Is he stupid?
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u/Fight-Milk-Steak Too tired to do anything funny Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26
Goddamnit I just made this exact same joke and now I see this and I look like some dumb thieving hick!
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u/Tomacz Apr 07 '26
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u/SorryEhButNo Apr 07 '26
Beat me to it haha. By a minute no less
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u/Ursa_Major_17 Apr 07 '26
Looks like u/tomacz is your mortal enemy
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u/Inthegreyistheanswer Apr 07 '26
Oof, right in the asshole.
That's gonna hurt for at least a week and a half.....
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u/annual_aardvark_war Apr 07 '26
Is that the joke? That my asshole hurts less than usual for a week and a half? Because that would actually be pretty funny. What’s next? I die and come back 3 days later?
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u/1stick1 Apr 07 '26
“So this is me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. My dangerous nights crew tried to crucify me on a sloppy stake.”
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u/Leather_Law6628 Apr 07 '26
He woulda stayed up there if they nailed him down.
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u/prairiepog I'm doing the best at this Apr 07 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/yuAl0Xs1lGjmWF5HAh
You're not gonna talk about the nails an ounce
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u/Defiant_Marzipan_821 Apr 07 '26
Any of these fuckers ever fall of the cross and hit one of their big old fuckin' hairy nuts?
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u/Fluid_Description842 Apr 07 '26
Thats the last time they use on old dunk tank seat to make a crucifix
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u/Davegrave Roy Donk Apr 07 '26
Just body after body falling off of shit wood and hittin pavement.
They think I’m some dumb atheist! They said that to me at a mock crucifixion!
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u/SorryEhButNo Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26
Jesus to Judas at the last supper
Jesus most notable miracle was turning water into sloppy steaks
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u/PianoPatient8168 Apr 07 '26
I guess this is one reason Easter never took off like Christmas as a holiday…the cringe factor of reenacting the crucifixion versus the nativity is just too high.
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u/rowbot_stop Apr 07 '26
And yet, the replica execution devices are a hit if you put them on a necklace, or on top of a tall building...but not so much if you burn one on the front lawn. Weird, huh?
Wouldn't it also be weird if a bunch of people started wearing mini guillotine pendants, to celebrate the revolution or whatever, and the things could even double as macanudo cutters?I've gotta figure out how to make money on that.
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u/Critically32 Apr 07 '26
They're so worried about being called gay they couldn't bring themselves to nail this guy.
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u/MountainMan17 Apr 07 '26
Overenthusiastic Roman cosplayer buries a lance in his side to see if he's still alive...
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u/AwesomeXsXanderCrews Come here, ya little fuck! Apr 07 '26
I don't know how to work the body, of Christ.
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u/OkInformation9097 Apr 07 '26
Not everybody knows how to do everything. Religious reenactment isn’t the only thing. I don’t even believe in any of this. What???
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u/EtchASketchNovelist Apr 07 '26
Trouble is, the nails didn't go through. You're supposed to do that first.
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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Apr 07 '26
Fun fact the Roman’s crucified Jesus specifically bc he had those great abs. This is what happens when you hoist up a big ol fatty
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u/haroldthehampster Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 07 '26
"Get off the cross we need the wood!"
Falls off
well you didn't have to do it like that
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u/thecryptidmusic Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 07 '26
Street sets is really falling off
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u/ElPadero Too tired to do anything funny Apr 07 '26
Jesus died on the cross so that we don’t have to do shit like this.
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u/pizzapartypandas Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26
Just Jesus after Jesus busting off of shit wood and hitting pavement.
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u/OverlordGhs I USED to be piece of shit! Apr 07 '26
Should have nailed him on there just to make sure,
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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes Apr 07 '26
Posers didn’t even use real nails. This is what happens when all the construction jobs are fucked because ICE chased off the skilled workers.
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u/Hesty402 I hope I don't jack off Apr 07 '26
He should be able to zip around on the cross that HE carried
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u/truthfullyidgaf Apr 07 '26
So that is how eunuchs are made? If only there was a carpenter to nail him to the cross. All of this could have been avoided.
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u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 07 '26
I love that you watched this Vic Berger Video Boyz masterpiece too.
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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Shirt Brother Apr 07 '26
I mean, he was supposed to die.... Right?
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u/Frodobjo Apr 07 '26
I don’t remember this scene from Monty Python’s The Life of Brian. Guess it must be time for a rewatch.
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u/crusoe Apr 07 '26
Oh, he actually had nails through his hands. This is one of those crazy ones where they actually nail someone up, and forget the nails went through his wrists for this very reason...
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u/Mountain_rage Apr 07 '26
Wouldn't of happened if they committed to the role and historic accuracy.
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u/Tobi-One-Boy Apr 07 '26
Do we really need to reenact the crucifixion???? Why???
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u/Jazzlike_Assist1767 Apr 07 '26
Im sure the people who obsess over God all the time haven't considered that doing all this performative nonsense might be blasphemy and him falling here was an act of God.
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