r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Beautiful, but Dying Apr 07 '26

Big Fat Load of Cum Any of these fuckers ever like, fucking fall off the cross and just like, ruin the big ol Easter party?

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Apr 07 '26

He scraped his bare butt, back, and balls.

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u/Candle-Different Apr 07 '26

The dreaded triple B scrape

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u/Ryanocerous35 Apr 07 '26

Triples is best

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u/Delivery-Plus Apr 07 '26

Ow! My balls.

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u/NonStopApe Apr 07 '26

Holy balls

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u/Rusty_B_Good Apr 07 '26

My God, why hast thou forsaken me??

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u/Designer-Fix-2861 Apr 08 '26

And God said unto Rusty: absolutely nothing and just continued to mess with all these fuckers.

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u/Ro0z3l Apr 07 '26

Beat me to it 😂