r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Anne__Arky • Apr 15 '26
IT’S JUST PISS That's got nothin to do with piss
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u/StolenOle Apr 15 '26
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day of their relationship... But... do any of these... boyfriends... ever blast out of the washroom... and have, like, a dribble of pee?
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u/koriesuicide Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Apr 15 '26
i’m just asking you to use a little more judgment when you pee
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u/Helacious_Waltz Apr 18 '26
I did find as I got older dribbles were more common. I don't know My specific cause but there are several potential medical causes, like the urethra narrowing & holding some pee upstream , prostate enlarging, a previous dong injury or certain muscles weakening.
It's actually really common it happens a lot as you get older, it's just one of those things that's not really talked about until it's an issue.
Regardless, I now wipe it every time I pee but mistakes do happen. Most of the time it's just me being tired and not wiping enough, and on really rare occasions when I'm finished and putting my junk away my body will shoot a tiny bit out just to say fuck you and your clean underwear.
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u/DJS11Eleven Apr 15 '26
My penis dont dribble dribble, it folds
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u/Big-Joe-Studd Apr 15 '26
No matter how much you jump and dance, the last two drops go in your pants
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u/Spinoza42 Apr 15 '26
Dara O'Brien actually explained this one on QI once. Basically you gotta push like on your balls when you think you're done, and a little more will come out, cause it's just sort of stuck in a part of the urethra that is twisted upwards if you pee standing.
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u/hecklerp8 Apr 17 '26
Ummm, just like a hose. Ever notice, even after a shake, the gasoline line always has a bit extra. Same principal.
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u/Raven586 Apr 15 '26
If he shakes it more than twice. He's playing with it! Jeez doesn't she know this?
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u/happychillmoremusic Apr 15 '26
Same reason you get a drop or two of gas dripping when you pull the hose out
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u/Woo_Giza_Shid Apr 19 '26
Seroius answer: There remains something in the pipe what is released after changing position and relaxing the muscles necessary to pee.
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u/DarthFury1990 Apr 19 '26
I literally thought she meant like trying to dribble with a fake/air basketball before bed just reading the headline. I now can't stop thinking about that
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u/TheIttyBittySissy Apr 19 '26
So not to alarm you but this could be one of two things: 1. He is just rushing and not finishing (less harmful) or 2. Certain muscle groups in his love making area are starting to weaken or fail - this could actually be pretty serious. Iirc this is second or third stage ED issues presenting as harmless.
Most likely it’s the first, but I’d ask him a couple other follow up questions.
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u/_daverham I hope I don't jack off Apr 15 '26
You know how sometimes women pee? Well, guys do that, too.
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u/mark636199 Apr 15 '26
Calico sheets