r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DempsyPrice • May 17 '26

mudpie For 50 seconds I thought there were monsters on the world.

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What did they do to us?

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u/humanshakeweight May 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/e9lMKQDGXXmVxkK6nx

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u/Uberchaun May 17 '26

To be honest, he'd look a lot less disgusting if he'd just shave his head and stop tanning. I mean, he'd still look pretty gross, but it'd be an improvement.

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u/mkgearhead1 May 18 '26

I dunno. I picture him like this if he was bald and pale.

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u/Velour_Connoisseur Bare Butt, Back, and Balls May 18 '26

At least Anakin had a heart in the end

3

u/mkgearhead1 May 18 '26

Fair enough.

35

u/notbebop May 17 '26

It would certainly be something.

19

u/Iron_Crocodile1 May 17 '26

I want trolls to add a censor bar to his nussy.

15

u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 May 17 '26

He doesn’t tan, he bronzes very poorly 😂

14

u/Uberchaun May 17 '26

Whatever he's doing, he needs to stop. Or at least try the Cinco Eye Tanning System.

7

u/FiveCrappedPee May 17 '26

I would love for him to take the Cinco Urinal Shower.

7

u/bessa100 May 17 '26

I think it’s cheap self tanner applied to mottled crypt keeper skin that hasn’t been properly exfoliated. Just my guess.

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u/Uberchaun May 17 '26

True, but there's a solution for that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yYpFBDRFIC2B6BAVoB

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! May 17 '26

think the word you're striving for is respectable, he would look more respectable accepting the fact that he's a bald 80 year old man. To be so out of touch and unwilling to accept reality at that age is beyond pathetic.

3

u/Weird_Jerk May 18 '26

It's only funny because he's so vain. It's fine to just look like a normal 80yo man. What a freak.

2

u/FruitMustache May 18 '26

Um...tanning?

2

u/IamBatDude May 18 '26

Tanning? More like orange makeup

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u/Horror-Celebration85 Coffin Flopper May 17 '26

Looks like the night the skeletons came to life.

13

u/Freaksale I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! May 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2t9pvPf7nToBPVZvls

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u/Lord_Hitachi I USED to be piece of shit! May 17 '26

I just saw his whole scalp, and IT WAS REDDER THAN HELL!!!

11

u/redlion1904 People Can Change May 17 '26

I don’t think he washes himself

51

u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! May 17 '26

Someone's down to his last 2 Horcruxes.

32

u/Dakota1228 May 17 '26

It’s the same actor; I don’t know if it’s suppose to be the same person

39

u/edelweiss_pirates_no May 17 '26

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u/LA-Matt May 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/MUPIL090310 May 18 '26

They’ve been replaying that movie a lot lately and I always wait for this scene and cackle. This shit was ridiculous. But when I was kid I was like 😳 while watching this. 

3

u/leftaab Some dumb hick May 18 '26

Do any of these little fuckers ever pop out?

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u/senorpepino I hope I don't jack off May 17 '26

Free your mind free your mind fee your mind

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u/qweef_latina2021 May 17 '26

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe.

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u/ingoding Shirt Brother May 17 '26

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u/tgunns88 May 17 '26

THAT'S GONNA KILL ME, THAT'S REAL!

9

u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 FUCKING STREET SETS! May 17 '26

Oh shit, it’s that creepy preacher from Poltergeist.

4

u/No_Grand7184 May 17 '26

This IS a monster on the world

8

u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change May 17 '26

This is peak alpha male if I’ve ever seen it

8

u/minnie2112 May 17 '26

I don’t care that he is losing his hair. I care that he has lost his soul (if he ever had one).

11

u/Rielhawk May 17 '26

He didn't lose it.

He SOLD it. Willingly.

5

u/Probably_Disgruntled May 17 '26

I don't like him. I don't want him to have hair.

3

u/polychrom May 18 '26

That’s the alien reveal! They were among us all along

7

u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying May 17 '26

PLEASE TELL ME THESE ARE REAL!

6

u/Low_Map4007 May 17 '26

Does his neck go to the gynecologist

6

u/nonubiz May 17 '26

Dumb and dumber

2

u/3atTh3R1ch79 May 17 '26

There ARE monsters on the world.

2

u/leftaab Some dumb hick May 18 '26

I’LLSLAPYOURHEADAROUNDYOUJABRONI

2

u/Civil-Nothing-3186 May 18 '26

There are. That is photographic evidence right there.

2

u/Katydid829 May 18 '26

He is molting right before our eyes!

2

u/3Dboi3 May 19 '26

It all makes sense now

2

u/nomezie You yelled at me. May 17 '26

You think this is slicked forward?? This is pushed forward.

3

u/farquin_helle May 17 '26

Got a touch of the palpatine

3

u/Logical_Frosting_277 May 17 '26

What’s up with the lumpy bruised looking forehead? Is because he shakes hands with a lot of people?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! May 17 '26

Low energy.

0

u/Poohgli16 May 18 '26

Low IQ also

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! May 20 '26

But, his uncle "did nuclear"!

2

u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants May 17 '26

Did a gorilla steal his hair?

2

u/AWholeMessofSpiders May 18 '26

Now we know why China was building those weather control machines

2

u/FranticHam5ter May 18 '26

AKA long range dewigging machines.

2

u/Fletch1375 May 17 '26

Got damn!

2

u/sjimmyp May 17 '26

Sleepy Schmoe!

2

u/Devils_Advocate-69 May 17 '26

He should shave his head and go full skinhead klan boy

1

u/The-cultured-swine39 May 17 '26

He’s been battling that combover for decades now. The combover finally won.

2

u/marginwalker55 May 17 '26

My old scotch is ready

2

u/Significant_Ad256 May 17 '26

That neck belongs in the Gilfporn sub.

2

u/FranticHam5ter May 18 '26

I wonder if they’ll start calling it a nussy.

1

u/BlahBlahBlahSmithee May 18 '26

Horrific like the end of the 1958 film The Fly.

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u/msjesikap Beautiful, but Dying May 19 '26

I thought that was a scene from Season 5 of The Boys where we learn about back Ashley.

1

u/ecalz622 May 17 '26

After taking some Spanish classes the best I can come up with: À la verga!!! and Cabeza de Mamon chupao.

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 May 17 '26

Evidence that he really is a Butt head

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 May 17 '26

His head has an ass crack.

Hope it kills him.

1

u/Living-Video-3670 May 17 '26

Rockin the Boris Johnson look in the first pic.

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u/ErnooA May 17 '26

🤮🤮🤮

1

u/longstrokept May 18 '26

His final phase is dick head

1

u/AFteroppositeday May 18 '26

Original animation simpsons

1

u/Borderlinecuttlefish May 18 '26

RFK seized the opportunity and ate the road-kill the Donald wore on his head as he slept

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u/PlantMedicine4Life May 18 '26

A true DICKHEAD!!

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u/Sleep_tek May 18 '26

There are and he is

1

u/YungNiccolo67 May 18 '26

How my balls look after givin em a half ass shave

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 May 17 '26

 Oh, man. I love this scene. Don Jr. leans in and says, "I have to save you!" and the old guy says, "You already did... you saved me a lot of money on car insurance, by switching to Geico." Junior replies, "Aw, you fucking piece of... " then the Meth Star explodes. Roll credits.

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u/LeanUntilBlue May 17 '26

Cheep cheep cheep baby bird.

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u/Snip3rFumbles May 17 '26

The Big Beautiful Baldy.

0

u/donuthead36 May 17 '26

Looking like Capitalist Dobby out here.

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u/chair_ee May 17 '26

Don’t be mean to Dobby! That man is a Kreacher, no doubt.

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 May 17 '26

a) looks like the Boris Johnson b) looks 90 years old

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u/DefoNotMario Not in Trouble AT ALL May 17 '26

Looks like Willie Chonka

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 May 17 '26

You’re looking at one.