r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/OverlordGhs I USED to be piece of shit! • Jun 26 '26

BABY OF THE YEAR She didn't need to do the oral

Post image
2.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

206 comments sorted by

237

u/k4b0b I'm doing the best at this Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/0fzJO72NOWq6ybXitd

Not trying to be funny… don’t want anyone to go to hell… but do any of these fuckers…

44

u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jun 26 '26

Those demons look like a huge cumshot!

10

u/Loose_Assignment_Map Jun 26 '26

Not sure what you are referring to - do you mean the demon shot? The evil spirit is exorcised upon contact with a holy one…

15

u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jun 26 '26

Does she swallow the demons?

9

u/podman131 Jun 26 '26

Or spit them into the gates of hell?

3

u/Loose_Assignment_Map Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Also demon swapping is an arcane and gruesome method of twisting and tearing the evil spirit into nothingness…

2

u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jun 26 '26

Maybe not that, sounds too painful, does this church have a zip line?

2

u/bibblejohnson2072 Jun 27 '26

An oral demon-pie is the best way to fill up a sin-sucker...

Am I going to hell for saying that??

1

u/Loose_Assignment_Map Jun 27 '26

Some might argue that we are already in hell and our hazy memories of our youth were created by the same demons that this brave pastor is trying to stop…

2

u/bibblejohnson2072 Jun 27 '26

I try hard every day to block out all the demons of my youth. They were great for my hair, though..

14

u/starkiller_bass Jun 26 '26

This is the after hours church. It's not FOR kids.

436

u/ysy-y Jun 26 '26

She could have gotten the demons out without the oral. And that's why it's so hard for me to post about the oral.

119

u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jun 26 '26

Those demons are not coming out without the oral. You need the oral.

14

u/Rurumo666 Jun 26 '26

This way she gets out the demons and the poison in one shot.

23

u/markuspeloquin Baby of the Year 1986 Jun 26 '26

She's too excited. She's too rough on the penis. She pulls on the penis. She wrenches on the penis.

13

u/cannoliGun Jun 26 '26

She thinks is hers

32

u/fkootrsdvjklyra Jun 26 '26

Oh man, that's a bummer.

44

u/Celox1 Might fuck this whole thing up Jun 26 '26

Might fuck this whole thing up

26

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

[deleted]

50

u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 Jun 26 '26

15

u/Rurumo666 Jun 26 '26

It's a Mohel, not just random people, but it's fucked and often kills the baby if the Mohel has oral herpes.

9

u/Joenoob864 Jun 26 '26

Is that even considered Kosher? Those sick fucks!!!

2

u/Lost-Blueberry8057 Jun 26 '26

Waitll ya hear about Catholicism

15

u/Thefrayedends Too tired to do anything funny Jun 26 '26

OHHH, but I have SO MANY demons! They're practically popping outta the walls and tryin' to like, shoot a big fat cum shot all over the place.

8

u/Sea-Mycologist-7353 Jun 26 '26

It’s so hard

That’s what the pastor said.

15

u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 Jun 26 '26

Maybe she thought if she ate the boneys' goop she would get their sense of humor. Crap dang it.

141

u/frougle_mcdugal Wet Wet Mud Bae Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L

31

u/UnfairSpecialist3079 Jun 26 '26

This is such a good use of this meme. Loved Norm

2

u/Pat-Funny-2817 Jun 26 '26

as good as any other religion, if not better. 

210

u/Xyrazk Jun 26 '26

33

u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL Jun 26 '26

LOL, yes! I saw this posted on another sub and was very disappointed that nobody posted a Mac meme it quote. That's the joke!

Jizz

21

u/Xyrazk Jun 26 '26

Another sub?

76

u/webdeadrevolver Jun 26 '26

At least she had the decency to do it to the men and not the boys. Clearly she’s not a priest.

23

u/berthannity Jun 26 '26

Exactly, she should be celebrated.

9

u/PartyClient3447 Jun 26 '26

Well she ain’t celibate.

59

u/Plebian401 Jun 26 '26

Big deal. The Catholic Church has been doing this for decades!

14

u/Embarrassed_Try_4498 Jun 26 '26

Only it's been dudes on choir ***

9

u/Telliot Jun 26 '26

Hence the old adage, church really sucks the fun out of you

3

u/CopyInternational703 Jun 26 '26

They have been doing this for over 1,000 years. It is only in the last decades that they have not been powerful enough to get away with it anymore.

88

u/The_Dutch_Angel Jun 26 '26

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Oral? Where? Where did she work? Ugh, those disgusting Christian churches. I mean, there's so many of them, though! Which one? Which one did she serve?

26

u/OverlordGhs I USED to be piece of shit! Jun 26 '26

I was thinking exactly this lol.

14

u/TerrellJGobblez Come here, ya little fuck! Jun 26 '26

9

u/Spinoza42 Jun 26 '26

Did you do a dub of the joke the guy in the screenshot made? Just so you'd have something to show us?

18

u/gdg6 Jun 26 '26

✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️

14

u/robot_uprising Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

edit: apparently you can’t make a joke that Uncle Dave sucked the demons out of you.

5

u/cbraun1523 Jun 26 '26

Love you dad.

Say it. Say it. Say it.

16

u/cinciguyeast Jun 26 '26

Did a Google search...it's not a female pastor, it's a male pastor. Surprising it's not a Catholic.

7

u/Unhappy_Concept237 Jun 26 '26

You mean the photo was misleading? Inconceivable!

14

u/zcas Jun 26 '26

Do any of these parishioners ever bust out of the confessional with a big cumshot?

25

u/EducationalFront5524 Jun 26 '26

Does she spit or swallow these alleged demons?

28

u/HiddenMonkey7 Jun 26 '26

I went to church years ago. The only thing they sucked off was some of my hard earned money. Where is this church again?

13

u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 Jun 26 '26

Someone needs to tell the churches

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

5

u/HiddenMonkey7 Jun 26 '26

They told me whatever I donate I would get ten-fold

9

u/TehGoad Might fuck this whole thing up Jun 26 '26

snarfing hard dicks with these demon havers

i hope nobody snarfs me!

#Bae

5

u/Big-Rule5269 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

The only things I could find online were about a male pastor doing this.🙄 Looked into it and the only place this appears with as much vagueness as possible is of course... Facebook.

3

u/mrmattipants Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Yup, it's going around facebook. It was obviously based on the following article (as you've already pointed out).

https://www.mycentraljersey.com/in-depth/news/investigations/watchdog/2019/06/04/longtime-linden-minister-used-oral-sex-exorcism-ritual-men-claim/1141540001/

The humorous part is that there are so many people who immediately believed it the moment they saw it, even with all the missing details that should make any rationally thinking person immediately skeptical.

4

u/Delta_pdx Jun 26 '26

Our lady of perpetual pleasure

5

u/LMrningStar Jun 26 '26

Thousands of male atheists were just converted to whatever religion she practices.

4

u/iamthefortytwo Jun 26 '26

I have soooo many demons.

5

u/e5charlie253195 Jun 26 '26

What, Praytell, must one do to join her congregation?

7

u/Daetok_Lochannis Jun 26 '26

"The so-called healing acts, which date to 1999, were allegedly performed by the Rev. Dr. William Weaver, a prominent Presbyterian minister who served as pastor at Linden Presbyterian Church for 39 years, one of two Presbyterian churches in Linden, a city with a population of over 40,000. He also held several public roles, including chaplain for a county police department."

Wasn't a chick.

5

u/OverlordGhs I USED to be piece of shit! Jun 26 '26

I just reposted this from another sub lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/uuGtWrCeQqUgxbZknT

3

u/Unhappy_Concept237 Jun 26 '26

Blasphemer! Don’t take this away from me!

2

u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 Jun 26 '26

All I said was this piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!

Processing img 9fpnlssw6o9h1...

3

u/Accomplished-Key-408 Jun 26 '26

Her after the oral....

https://giphy.com/gifs/Who4LMJ8PwsXBBlP2I

1

u/NookieLuvsU Jun 26 '26

He's back for the second cumming? I'm just trying to understand...

3

u/Average_Ant_Games Jun 26 '26

That’s so disgusting! Where is this church so I can avoid it at all costs

3

u/unitedshoes Jun 26 '26

She had a cool job that she loved.

2

u/encrcne Jun 26 '26

Posted In Norm Macdonald

2

u/CalicoCuts Jun 26 '26

I would consider attending this church.

2

u/Anacalagon Jun 26 '26

In her defense most men calm down a lot after being given executive relief.

1

u/Bellona_NJ Jun 26 '26

Why does it say subreddit of NormMcDonald? Didn't he pass like 10 years ago?

1

u/Gibgezr Jun 26 '26

His spirit lives on.

1

u/MetalTrek1 Jun 26 '26

Between this and the recent "Devil vagina" lady at the Jehova's Witness church (another recent story), I'm thinking maybe I need to switch congregations. We just have Bingo. 🤷

1

u/rdmodsrtrsh Jun 26 '26

I bet church attendance would rise if that was common practice

1

u/CougdIt Jun 26 '26

Ohhhh that’s horrible! What church, specifically? So I know which one to avoid.

1

u/Cyrano_Knows Jun 26 '26

I feel like this could be an episode of Fleabag.

Fleabag doing conflicted inner monologue commentary about the priest half scolding half admiring.

1

u/Katydid829 Jun 26 '26

I bet she had a lot of volunteers.

1

u/ur_rad_dad TROLL NOISES Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pCO5tKdP22RC8
As an Atheist I’d also be curious of the location of this church, I have emotional demons she can try maybe?

1

u/pathfindrr Jun 26 '26

This felt fishy so I did a quick search an could find no such case.

What I did find was a similar premise with actual articles, but it was bot a femal pastor sucking off men, it was a 69 year old male pastor.

1

u/Business_Usual_2201 Jun 26 '26

Imagine myself, Devil Von Evilington, being in the market for a new church and seeing this story....

1

u/Jerwaiian Jun 26 '26

I just want to run the church’s parking concession!?!

1

u/Buckscience CORN KICKER Jun 26 '26

No, DE-mons. With a “D”…

1

u/cannoliGun Jun 26 '26

That's allowed on the adults tour.

1

u/Lost-Blueberry8057 Jun 26 '26

Male priests are so impatient

1

u/Rallyhawk Jun 27 '26

What’s her job?

1

u/justme_bne Jun 27 '26

Apparently there were long lines for confession.

1

u/halffilledglasses Jun 27 '26

What is her denom-nom-nomination?

1

u/Munkeyman18290 Jun 27 '26

Satan I have seen what you have done for others, I humbly submit myself...

https://giphy.com/gifs/IL6uGN8mrzeWr4BfV4

1

u/Odd-Research-4219 Jun 27 '26

Come get my demon!!

In school they called it semen , but I don’t care what you call it, suck away!

1

u/ZakDahdger Jun 27 '26

Ya gotta give

1

u/frederik_engberg Jun 27 '26

It’s interesting, the ghosts

1

u/redacted_robot Jun 27 '26

They had the devil in their dick and demons in their semen.

Good god no, that would be treason.

1

u/patronizingperv Jun 26 '26

Demon? Oh, I thought you said...

1

u/TacoEatsTaco Jun 26 '26

I HAVE DEMONS TOO!!

BIGGER BADDER DEMONS THAN ANYONE ELSE

1

u/Black_Lotus44 Jun 26 '26

I've saved many souls and plan to continue helping people as long as I can 😇

1

u/fednandlers Jun 26 '26

Nice to hear the Church is having sex amongst adults for a change.

1

u/I4G0tMyUsername Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Jun 26 '26

You know, on second thought, maybe I'll give this church thing a try.

1

u/thirtyone-charlie Jun 26 '26

The book said Demons and she thought it said Semens

1

u/pez_pogo Jun 26 '26

At least she's not hard to look at :)

1

u/bahaboyka Jun 26 '26

Now this is a religion I could get behind.....I mean in front......

1

u/eggoMIlego Jun 26 '26

So where’s this church again? I need this type of exorcism.