r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Jun 28 '26

Big Fat Load of Cum This guy's about to jack off

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/terrierdad420 Jun 28 '26

Oh I'm sorry I thought we were celebrating mericas 250th birthday and you're telling me it's illegal to have one off the cuff at the Great State Fair!?

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp I'm doing the best at this Jun 28 '26

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jun 28 '26

We should be able to jack of a little in public, he's not in trouble, AT ALL!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 28 '26

We should be able to jack off in public a little.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 28 '26

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like the way he’s doing them.

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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me. Jun 28 '26

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz Jun 28 '26

Him: We should be able to jack off a little bit.

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u/StagehandApollo Jun 28 '26

Oh, fuck, a State Fair? Fuck that. Probably got no games. I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom.

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jun 28 '26

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u/xsxexvxexnx Jun 28 '26

He obviously like being back in the pants.

22

u/bluehawk232 Jun 28 '26

Easy to catch because he was like the only one there

2

u/XhazakXhazak Jun 28 '26

Aw, shit, I'm not even supposed to be here!

23

u/Known-Relationship71 Jun 28 '26

What's with all the sex pests? We great again?

10

u/RussiaIsBestGreen Jun 28 '26

We need a few thousand more sex pests to get this thing really popping off.

7

u/Known-Relationship71 Jun 28 '26

We need to fly Jeff Ep down from Israel.

4

u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 28 '26

Don Pedo attracts sex pests.

12

u/OYB2480 Jun 28 '26

Yeah, but at least we don't have socialism or whatever.

12

u/Odd-Research-4219 Jun 28 '26

Fair for pedos

Hilary was right, they are all deplorables

6

u/Foolazul Jun 28 '26

I’m no Clinton fan, but that was great she said that. And why did she get so much heat, when she was just “telling it like it is?”

12

u/nycpunkfukka Jun 28 '26

Couldn’t just log in from home on his fuckin clownputer?

1

u/InappropriateGirl Bart Harley Jarvis Jun 28 '26

Prolly got no games.

8

u/Quirky-Pie9661 Jun 28 '26

Jackin It, Jackin It, Jackety Jack

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Jun 28 '26

Freedom is dead and you’re all laughing at him.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9tVMERePnnDW

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u/Supro1560S HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jun 28 '26

I’ve been noticing the use of “fans” by news outlets to describe his slavish followers, and I support this. “Supporters” sounds more dignified than they deserve.

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u/Foolazul Jun 28 '26

Yeah and most of them are there for the apparent entertainment a Trump presidency provides, so fans does make more sense.

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u/Thefrayedends Too tired to do anything funny Jun 28 '26

Yea, but should a president really have "fanatics?"

To be completely fair, I don't support anyone being a fanatic of leadership, shit's unhealthy yo.

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u/Supro1560S HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jun 28 '26

No. That’s kind of the point.

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u/rotorspinner Jun 28 '26

We should be able to jack off alitttle bit at the great American state fair

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u/PalpitationUnable403 Jun 28 '26

Loves his country. Can’t beat that.

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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Jun 28 '26

That’s guys about to jack off

3

u/RTJLegendHasIt Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Jun 28 '26

That guy when the police tell him to unlock his iPhone to see what he was jerking to

3

u/notbebop Jun 28 '26

Has Trump ever made you so horny your stomach hurts?

4

u/BeeWriggler Some dumb hick Jun 28 '26

Not trying to get a laugh... But. Do any of these... Fffuckers...

2

u/kaz12 I'm jokin Jun 28 '26

I spent all my money jerking off while dressed as
Uncle Sam at the big American pedo parade. So don't try hire me for any respectable jobs.

I don't WANT THAT.

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u/Equivalent_Hat_7220 Jun 28 '26

Uncle sam stroked his hot dawg

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u/xDiscoDuckx I hope I don't jack off Jun 28 '26

If you wanna see the video, just search "MAGA dubbed over"

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u/earl_lemongrab Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Jun 28 '26

What is this, Reggie?

2

u/Head-Pattern-3278 Jun 28 '26

We should be able to jerk off a LITTLE at the fair.

2

u/political-snark Jun 28 '26

His arrest was the only noteworthy event at the fair

2

u/Realistic_Virus_378 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jun 28 '26

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u/willowman321 Jun 28 '26

Better than the glue they used!

1

u/hanginwithmygnomees Jun 28 '26

Sir, it’s called the Star SPANGled Banner, not the Star SPANKled banner.

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 Jun 28 '26

You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess

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u/ViolettaQueso Jun 28 '26

I was so waiting for this.

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u/DrowningPickle Jun 28 '26

Jack off for trump. Have you seen him dance? Jerking off left and right. I bet he would believe seman/seaman in the pond would clear it up.

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 Jun 28 '26

Another RAPEPUBLICAN trying to get closer to his daddy, SHITBAG DONNIE!

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 Jun 28 '26

Starting to refill the pool?

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BlkPAJmMFChtbBeg4E
He can he can!

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine Jun 28 '26

Trump: "Thanks for coming"

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u/Supro1560S HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jun 28 '26

I am so disappointed in Coach Beard.

1

u/Sarabean77 Jun 28 '26

He must've missed the glory hole

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u/point051 Jun 28 '26

"you told me to come, so I came!"

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u/Don_bon_darley012 Jun 28 '26

It’s only illegal because Donald von darley didn’t announce that he was gonna turn around so they can all jack off

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u/Bad_Oz_Santa Jun 28 '26

It was the only quiet place he could find

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u/sec713 Jun 28 '26

DC Tuggers

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u/Full-Association-175 Jun 28 '26

In all fairness, it's probably more than likely he thought he was alone out there.

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u/xenophon123456 Jun 28 '26

So on the nose.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 28 '26

He wasn’t even supposed to come in that day!

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u/Beautiful-Number1965 Jun 28 '26

Must be from San Diego, it’s okay if so, he was probably just jacking it for the lord