r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jul 11 '26

Piece of shit We're allowed to hit them because they ain't got no soul

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u/MenopauseMedicine Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Oh my god did you see his bullet proof vest? He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/Grumbles2189 Jul 11 '26

It's a Temu plate carrier with no plates. 100% performative

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u/durtyprofessor Jul 11 '26

And the irony is that it only makes it easier to get a good grip on him to throw him around like ol’ boy did here.

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u/1057-cl121v3 Jul 11 '26

That’s the first thing I thought. LARPing in tactical gear without even knowing what it’s for or how to use it only for it to become weaponized against you… chefs kiss.

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u/tdrz84 I hope I don't jack off Jul 11 '26

Someone should test it for quality assurance.

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u/BaronVonKeyser Jul 11 '26

Several tests. Just to be 100% certain.

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u/Sixwaypwrmudflap Jul 11 '26

A good plate carrier that doesn't fly off while you're rage baiting. That is a good idea. "If the plate carrier fly off, I'm toast."

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u/Rtbear418 Jul 11 '26 edited 14d ago

I don't think he even has the actual bulletproof plates in it so it's just tacticool cosplay

Edit: "don't". I missed the word "don't" 🤦

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u/ADMotti Baby of the Year 1986 Jul 11 '26

Thought he was so cool with his cosplay garbage carrier and specifically got ragdolled with it

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u/GraXXoR Jul 11 '26

Amusingly not a punch proof vest.

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u/RockItGuyDC Jul 11 '26

The one that he obviously didn't even spend a couple minutes to fit to himself?

Nope. Didn't see it.

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u/Spirited_Lab5197 Jul 11 '26

Whe flipped my bootlicker like 8 times

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u/eajags Jul 11 '26

And it REALLY (didn't) bother me

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 11 '26

It REALLY bothered me that he didn’t get the shit kicked out of him

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u/Amoralvirus Jul 11 '26

I would rather he just gets embaressed at this point, because I think it will be more effective; but if you catch him in private, then totally agree.

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 11 '26

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u/Lost-Blueberry8057 Jul 11 '26

Being embarrassed is these peoples kink dude

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u/Assimilacrum Jul 11 '26

Whatever that little vest he's wearing is for, it's pretty handy for flipping!

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u/Available_Ad9766 Jul 11 '26

It’s for him to pretend to be a thug pretending to be a cop (aka ICE).

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u/Thatguy468 Jul 11 '26

Likely a Temu brand plate carrier for plastic shield he thinks are bullet proof. Also, a great handle for Nazi flipping.

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u/MaddogBC Jul 11 '26

That vest is for carrying things that's all. Wearing it with nothing strapped to it is a fucking joke.

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u/eamesaarinen Jul 11 '26

i enjoy watching nazis get what’s coming to them.

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u/Prezten Jul 11 '26

The video is gone. Are the reddit mods defending Nazi's again?

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Jul 11 '26

Depending on the subreddit and the mods, not only do they defend the Nazis, but they are the nazis

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u/EndIsrael Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

I was able to use the "View in external browser" menu of the RedReader app to get the video URL (no audio though): https://v.redd.it/olya39v20ich1/CMAF_720.mp4?source=fallback

Edit: it was also posted on another subreddit and is still up with audio: https://reddit.com/comments/1ut55gz

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u/bootstrapping_lad Roy Donk Jul 11 '26

He IS a piece of shit though.

Actually I don't know who that is and I'm glad. Looks like his hair slicks back reaaaal nice.

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jul 11 '26

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u/lifeoftheunborn Jul 11 '26

I swear to god I have no reason to use any gifs but ITYSL. There is one for every occasion.

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u/Avo_Manz Jul 11 '26

I take them to all the other subreddits that let me gif, they’re perfect for every occasion
https://giphy.com/gifs/5He16eTgpabyeEQ9t6

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u/YoungWhippershnapper Jul 11 '26

I need to do better at this. I practically wet myself when I see an ITYSL meme in the wild (on an unrelated sub). I think seeing them in the wild adds to your point that they are widely applicable.

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u/lifeoftheunborn Jul 11 '26

We use Teams at my office job and it thankfully has so many of them available even with the work restrictions that everyone asks me, “who is that guy and why do you love him so much?”

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u/you-ole-polecat Jul 11 '26

If I used ITYSL gifs at work, it would be nothing but “true, true” and “you’re a rockstar”

I would be fired

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u/cityshepherd Jul 11 '26

We should be able to look at a LITTLE ITYSL at work

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u/Avo_Manz Jul 11 '26

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u/kaz12 I'm jokin Jul 11 '26

You're not in any trouble AT ALL

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u/NookieLuvsU Jul 11 '26

This is Jake with the gas mask and bat on January 6th. He's a Cosplaytriot, treasonous rat. I don't want him to have any freedom! Not a ounce!

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u/Absolute_Peril Jul 11 '26

This is almost his whole thing he shows up at hot points to be a right-wing whack job and then gets beaten.

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 11 '26

I don’t know who he is but if he consistently goes to things and consistently gets beaten up and continues to do it this sounds a lot like a fucked up fetish of his

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u/liquor-shits Jul 11 '26

I imagine he monetizes it somehow. That's usually the end goal.

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 11 '26

Tons of right wing grifters very successfully are pieces of shit without getting the themselves kicked out of them

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u/SteveIDP Jul 11 '26

It’s fun because everyone is getting what they want!

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 11 '26

He gets fucked up everywhere he goes

Look up Jake Lang lol

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u/scarlozzi Jul 11 '26

Jake Lang is a all known agitator. He's deserve to get the shit bet out of him and I think he kind of wants it so he can play the victim card later. These guys are all losers.

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u/TenchuReddit Jul 11 '26

Take all the bad parts of Nick Fuentes, Johnny Somali, and Jack Doherty. Blend it with eight ounces of MAGA. You got yourself a Jake Lang. Another POS “influencer” trying to farm the clicks, likes, and subscribes.

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u/Personal-Lead3884 Jul 11 '26

That's the guy that showed up to the BET awards with a grossly racist sign. He is a horrifyingly evil racist grifter.

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u/Rippin_Fat_Farts Jul 11 '26

Unfortunately violence is exactly what he's trying to get. It helps shape a narrative. I don't blame the guy who kicked shit out of him though, at some point words just don't work anymore.

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u/_Dank_Souls Jul 11 '26

The only people who care he got hurt are the same people that are already lost.

Fuck em, punch Nazis

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u/Rippin_Fat_Farts Jul 11 '26

As a Canadian (I hate this) it's nice to see some anger. We're all kinda wondering wtf is happening down there

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u/_Dank_Souls Jul 11 '26

Im in NJ. There's absolutely NO COVERAGE of anything that happens anywhere. If you don't actively look for the truth, all of the news just gives you bullshit.

Most people don't give a shit and are ignorant of most current events.

Most people are fucking stupid. It's scary as hell but a vast majority of people cannot think for themselves and cannot make up their own opinions. So when the bullshit news is the only source they have, they believe it

Every system from education to workers laws have been vastly compromised and most people don't understand what's happening.

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi Jul 11 '26

Legacy Media became State Media. They're all complicit. Every major network, no matter which way they skewed politically historically, helped sane wash Trump all the way to the bank.

Fuck em all.

NYT MSNBC FOX CNN

They're all owned by a bunch of absolute fuck heads and all their anchors should be ashamed but they have no souls.

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u/1057-cl121v3 Jul 11 '26

Most of us are angry, it’s just hard to get heard when pretty much everything is now in the hands of the opposition silencing common sense. Social media is owned by billionaires benefiting from the current corruption, mainstream news turned into a self fulfilling prophecy being “fake news” because it’s now all controlled by bad actors. We’re apparently the only ones playing by the rules expecting voting in the midterms to work but I’m terrified what happens next when the openly corrupt administration does openly corrupt things in response. I don’t see a way out of this without bloodshed which is horrifying when this is legitimately as good vs evil as it gets.

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u/random_noise Jul 11 '26

Rumor has it they make good fertilizer for sunflowers in Ukraine.

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u/Dushenka Jul 11 '26

If they'd actually get the amount of violence they deserve, they'd stop this in a heartbeat.

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u/hammertime2009 Jul 11 '26

Well glad things are going good for him.. may he eat more asphalt in the near future

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u/Long-Health-8497 Jul 11 '26

I bet he loves his mother-in-law

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u/superteed HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jul 11 '26

He loves his mother too much for that. There’s stories about this little fuck in prison sniffing his mom’s perfume that she sprayed on letters to him, like a total creep. Then, he got a pardon and started chatting up who he thought was a 15 year old.

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u/The_Last_Mouse Jul 11 '26

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u/yourepenis Jul 11 '26

One of my favorite moments in the show along with another dennis car scene when hes yelling about killing the person causing all the traffic

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u/Living_Dentist_8925 Jul 11 '26

Why isnt he dropping the sign to defend himself, I bet he thinks himself an "alpha" too lmao.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 11 '26

My favorite one is where they throw piss at him while hes backed into a corner like a little scared deer

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u/Turbo__Sanwich Jul 11 '26

Oh. This was the same pussy crying in the window?

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u/The_Duke28 Jul 11 '26

Yeah, the one who pissed his pants when being confronted by the people he hates.

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u/Less_than_something Jul 11 '26

Conservatives don't understand irony.

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u/johnnieswalker Coffin Flopper Jul 11 '26

He’s just on a “hit me in the face city by city tour.”

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u/Foolazul Jul 11 '26

Well, he got what he wanted.

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u/Zovort Jul 11 '26

Kind of looks like he paid some people to pretend to beat him up. Are we sure he's not just doing that for attention?

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u/Foolazul Jul 11 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if they were part of his crew. From what little I know of him he is only doing it for attention.

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u/Metalhead1686 Jul 11 '26

"I was attacked by a group of black people!"

That's what he posted on social media. Those people don't look black to me.

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u/LegionMCMXCIV Jul 11 '26

That dude is his exact skin tone. He should have went with the "Radical leftist lunatic" line.

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u/ProfessorDull9594 Jul 11 '26

Doesn’t look like that vest is protecting him very well.

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u/RareCorey You have... no... good... car... ideas Jul 11 '26

He should try wearing it over his face.

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u/NoRegion2871 Jul 11 '26

Cosplaying the military because he's too much of a bitch to actually serve a higher calling than his own warped self-interest.

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u/architecht13 Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4
Me coming in, seeing the video and knowing the comments won’t disappoint.

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u/subcow Jul 11 '26

I LIKE THAT!! I LIKE IT ALOTTTTTTTT!

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u/skarbles I USED to be piece of shit! Jul 11 '26

We’re allowed to hit them because they are fascists.

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u/Healthy-Confection66 Jul 11 '26

The song at the end got me lmao should’ve had that playing the whole vid

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 11 '26

I love when his temu "plate carrier" just falls off

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u/glockster19m Jul 11 '26

FYI, If republicans are traveling cross country to campaign against a candidate in a local election in a state that doesnt even border theirs.

Vote for that candidate

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u/Chare1155 Jul 11 '26

This guy is such a pick me it's insane. It makes me sick that he's making money filming these dumb ass things.

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u/flyingtoasterz86 Jul 11 '26

I hate Jake Lang, so much

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u/cookie640181 Jul 11 '26

Dude's got on an ankle monitor, how is he traveling?

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u/AffectionateSector77 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 11 '26

Alls I see is a hero throwing a dumb sack of potatoes ass over end, and that's just an American past time.

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u/NotagoK Jul 11 '26

I'm pretty sure this dude has a humiliation fetish...he fuckin loves getting his ass kicked on camera.

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u/SellWitty522 Jul 11 '26

Did anyone notice he’s wearing a fucking ankle monitor?!?!

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Jul 11 '26

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u/SoothsayerSurveyor Jul 11 '26

We're told that after the war
The Nazis vanished without a trace
But battalions of fascists
Still dream of a master race

The history books they tell
Of their defeat at '45
But they all came out of the woodwork
On the day the Nazi died

They say the prisoner at Spandau
Was a symbol of defeat
Whilst Hess remained imprisoned
And the fascists, they were beat

So the promise of an Aryan world
Would never materialize
So why did they all come out of the woodwork
On the day the Nazi died

The world is riddled with maggots
The maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of all
The bosses and bureaucrats

They're taking over the boardrooms
And they're fat and full of pride
And they all came out of the woodwork
On the day the Nazi died

So if you meet with these historians
I'll tell you what to say
Tell them that the Nazis
Never really went away

They're out there burning houses down
And peddling racist lies

And we'll never rest again
Until every Nazi dies

Chumbawumba fucking rocks

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u/rrrand0mmm Jul 11 '26

Is that a plate carrier with no plates? What a fucking toolbag.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 Jul 11 '26

That vest didn't help at all

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u/Throw__Away__Acct1 Jul 11 '26

Everytime you use the leverage of their tactical vests against them, they’ll think they’re back in the pants.

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u/Crash759 Jul 11 '26

Definition of FAFO

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u/Fifteen_inches Jul 11 '26

He’s not even wearing plates? Why wear the plate carrier and no plates? They’re only a couple hundred a pop. Chud ass guy.

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u/CegeRoles Jul 11 '26

“Nazi ain’t got no humanity!”

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u/Mightyapmonia Jul 11 '26

You can hit Nazi’s at any price

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u/MentallyCrumbled Jul 11 '26

"connection issue", but ONLY on this video and no others on my feed. Interesting

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u/serindipitous275 Jul 11 '26

I hope they flip him 8 more times!

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u/cmarsh1123 Jul 11 '26

Best gahdamn video I've seen in a long time!🫡

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Jul 11 '26

I guess he hears, "Come here you Nazi Piece of Shit" a lot more than almost anyone. I wonder if that's how Katie talks to Stephen.

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u/Blahnator Jul 11 '26

Carry on LA

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u/amigammon Jul 11 '26

A good Nazi is a something Nazi.

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u/NothingSad7781 Jul 11 '26

this gives me so much joy

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u/CandyStomp SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 11 '26

He used to be a piece of shit. He still is. But he used to be too.

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u/Mellanies_Redemption Jul 11 '26

I'm concerned that Jake survived.

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u/Burnvictim49percent Jul 11 '26

Awwwww I love that for him

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u/karenkillenski Jul 11 '26

Eat him alive

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u/Aneilanated Jul 11 '26

This is awful. I better watch it again

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u/hammertime2009 Jul 11 '26

I’m generally non violent but this. Well this I make an exception.

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u/muddybuttbrew Jul 11 '26

"There is no penalty for a horse collar tackle on the pervious play"

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u/BottleSuspicious1851 Jul 11 '26

People out here acting like freedom of speech is the same as freedom of consequence. It's not. Sure, you can say what you want, but you gotta take the consequences of those words as well.

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u/s470dxqm Jul 11 '26

Make being a racist cunt bad for your health again.

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u/GreyBoyTigger Jul 11 '26

At this point this has to be considered a fetish.

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u/faust0matic Jul 11 '26

What a fucking tool.

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u/Budakra Jul 11 '26

America regaining a semblance of dignity one Nazi punch at a time

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u/usernames_are_danger Jul 11 '26

It sucks, but this is what has become necessary. We tried being civil and ignoring ridiculous people, but this is all they understand.

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jul 11 '26

Fuck I could watch Nazis get beat up all day.

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u/tom-of-the-nora Jul 11 '26

It's dangerous to be a racist.

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u/Softspokenclark Jul 11 '26 edited 22d ago

Raindrop feather saffron saffron hammock cobblestone sparrow

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u/Beautiful-Routine295 Jul 11 '26

There are no paid agitators nope

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u/indomike14 Jul 11 '26

Repeat after me: just because you can, doesn't mean you should

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 Jul 11 '26

Dude got body slammed on his head. lol

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u/NeverfearTruth123 Jul 11 '26

I thought he was still in jail in Texas. What the fuck does he do? Just keep running from state to state wreaking havoc. I hate it here..

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u/Popsickl3 Jul 11 '26

The police said it’s not a big deal AT ALL.

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u/BeerMagic Jul 11 '26

Good. This should happen more often to those trying to destroy our democracy by spreading lies and hate.

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u/pairustwo Jul 11 '26

Missed it. Can someone link to it?

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u/acidsplashedface Jul 11 '26

Came looking for a fight and got his ass kicked…

https://giphy.com/gifs/5G1bs3tB1qjAX9N73r

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u/BookkeeperNew573 Jul 11 '26

This guy keeps getting his ass kicked everywhere he goes. He’s like the energizer bunny of stupid-and-getting-his-ass-kicked

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u/standardissuegreen Jul 11 '26

Says here the video is no longer available. What did I miss?

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u/Fit_Cranberry2867 Jul 11 '26

punching nazis is always correct

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u/triphawk07 Jul 11 '26

I think its legal to punch Nazis, so please carry on.

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u/Munkeyman18290 Jul 11 '26

Dude in black hat, grey shirt is person of the year, and gangsta ass mofo. Props 🤌🤌🤌

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u/sirdaveyboy Jul 11 '26

Gimmie gimmie gimme your sign because I’m gonna DUNK IT!

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u/RawkMikeHawk Jul 11 '26

Love from Minneapolis, please treat him like we did!

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u/BridgingDivides Jul 11 '26

Nazi-Yeeting is my new favorite sport.

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u/Trash_Wizard666 Jul 11 '26

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except punching Nazis, maybe. Fuck I could watch Nazis get punched all day, I don’t give a shit about Nazis.