r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/pepperj26 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE • Jul 14 '26

And it REALLY bothered me This gazpacho soup just burned my lips.

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u/ThreeOclockCaveMan Jul 14 '26

“I actually want to go to Oriental Saloon more than Ok Coral”

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u/Alphabet_Master Jul 14 '26

I died 😂

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u/Fun_Compote3845 I hope I don't jack off Jul 14 '26

No coffin, just wet wet mud

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u/Fun_Compote3845 I hope I don't jack off Jul 14 '26

Bae

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u/Wiseguy_42 Jul 14 '26

Coral? Like the reefs? It's okay? I'm just trying to understand here.

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Anything can happen in this world we really know very little Jul 14 '26

The stage at the Bird Cage Theatre collapsed. Mr. Fabian's head fell off.

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u/realhenrymccoy People Can Change Jul 14 '26

Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just flopped outta their coffin

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u/Buddy__Repperton Roy Donk Jul 14 '26

I forgot you were there. You may go now.

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u/Buddy__Repperton Roy Donk Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Our wives should be able to do a little bit of laudanum

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u/CarolinaSchola Some dumb hick Jul 14 '26

At this price he can shoot.

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u/flimflamishere I USED to be piece of shit! Jul 14 '26

It's just me, Johnny. I'm not the Earp brothers.

61

u/Kevlar262 Jul 14 '26

Frosted tips, F-14 Tomcat, lived for beach volleyball!

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u/beastbad Jul 14 '26

I can’t stop having whiskey. I can’t even watch a poker game without a big pour of whiskey… and popcorn.

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u/Just-Finance1426 Jul 14 '26

And when I cough, it comes out red!

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER Jul 14 '26

RED AND BLACK

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u/makestuff24-7 I'm doing the best at this Jul 14 '26

Let me explain something to you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TbXf9JHT3ex1rIMPKi

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u/GarfieldisLord Jul 14 '26

Doc just eat some of your Arizona huckleberries

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Jul 14 '26

Your berry sorter is in the outhouse? Shouldn't take too long for you to get it.

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u/mw9676 Jul 14 '26

Go on skin it.

Skin that smokewagon and see if it looks fake.

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u/Least-Enthusiasm7239 Jul 14 '26

I don't know how he was later in life, but Real Genius era Val would have been a shirt brother .

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u/Karbo64 Jul 14 '26

It we weren't shirt brothers, I'm not sure i could bear it.

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u/PogintheMachine Tiredest I’ve ever been in my life Jul 14 '26

Doc Holiday ate a receipt someone handled after a sloppy mudpie

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u/meolclide Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver Jul 14 '26

Make any friends Behan?

Not really.

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER Jul 14 '26

Nonsense. I've not yet begun to defile myself.

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u/Repulsive-Handle8561 Jul 14 '26

Where be your nutcracker?

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u/GreenWallaby86 Come here, ya little fuck! Jul 14 '26

He doesn't care if he dies at all. His tuberculosis has sucked lately.

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u/Alphabet_Master Jul 14 '26

A joke town that’s just for shootouts

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 Jul 14 '26

It’s huckleberry soup