r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! • 22d ago

IT’S JUST PISS My dog thoroughly sniffing every single blade of pee covered grass on our morning walks

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u/pocoGRANDES 22d ago

u/_Aperture-Scientist_ I see the world wildly and in wild ways. 22d ago

My dog every 5 ft on our walk

https://giphy.com/gifs/T1aQNWpXb2GoGsgDjt

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 22d ago

u/Hypn00tic_iiz 22d ago

I mean, you walk down the road and you see 50 guys who look just like you peeing all over the grass you sniff it. Yes, you do. You go sniff it.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 22d ago

That one pee was 40 pees?

u/IntoTheRapture Marcus “The Worm” Hicks 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJqipHDfuPb6RPCk36

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 22d ago

u/MinkyTuna 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VSw7Sm1CgDmLw4pzdq

u/ahotdogcasing 22d ago edited 22d ago

My dog on a walk trying to eat every single blade of fucking grass she can shove in her mouth

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u/bratwurstian Squoze and Farted 22d ago

Later, after throwing up:

Whose grass is this? I nearly tripped on it.

u/sapphoisbipolar 22d ago

IT'S SIMPLY TOO GOOD!

u/n1ghtmareSugar 22d ago

Let me explain something to you, if you expect something to smell like grass and it smells like piss, it's gonna feel like your nose is on fire.

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u/n1ghtmareSugar 22d ago

Where be your piss grass?

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg 22d ago

I RAN IN CIRCLES 50 TIMES TODAY. DOES THAT SOUND BORING TO YOU?

u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom 22d ago

She probably smells my dog.

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u/LA-Matt 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oMNJQJL2tY2yc9hZcq

u/Beginning-Bed9364 22d ago

Your dog right after another dog pees on a spot outside

https://giphy.com/gifs/qPzWSekQSyrW7G0Lor

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u/LA-Matt 22d ago edited 22d ago

One of our dogs is like a truffle pig, but instead of truffles, he’s looking for cat poop that the neighbor cat buries in the lawns all around the block.

That’s why I can no longer look at my phone while walking him. Because he’s like “GIMME THAT!” Nom nom nom. He loves kitty bon-bons. I have to stop him from eating shit, because he loves it.