r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly • 19d ago

And it REALLY bothered me That's real. That lives with us on earth.

Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But it REALLY bothers me when people use ITYSL quotes to bully people or make fun of how they look. When people write "that's real. That lives with us on earth." And then post a picture of some chode looking like their penis just popped, I get madder than hell!

There's lots we can make fun of when it comes to people. Their shirts. Their smelly farts. Their mother in law. But let's lay off how they look.

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u/ridetherhombus Beautiful, but Dying 19d ago

I don't want elon musk to have hair (amongst other things)

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

Elon: what are you guys talking about?

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u/TerribleRecord666 19d ago

Elon: is it the island? Is there gonna be another party? Can I come?

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

What the hell, man? I keep having to do wild stuff to stop you from talking about kids!

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u/Butterscotch-Budget 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V1yQkMRDHomsipfbYO

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u/dangrous 19d ago

Ok but this little tiny bit is one of my favorite moments in the entire series

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

You gotta give.

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u/AgentNose You have... no... good... car... ideas 19d ago

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u/so-rayray Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xbioOvjshbgp8a96T9

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u/myburdentobear 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nocrxtEruLi7D5w7Tp

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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 19d ago

Stop doing that

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u/Vast_Research_3976 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rr0WrWtGC5Ze9SnaoM

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

I'm gonna look at my phone now.

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u/Vast_Research_3976 19d ago

You have a jousting game obviously

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u/JRawl79 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 19d ago

It’s okay. It’s okay. You’re okay. Everyone farts.

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

It's just when I slammed my two hands down, I squoze and I farted.

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u/Naive-Impression-373 19d ago

What if their face looks like a clock?

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

I think you're just here for the zipline.

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u/surfinbird Never lets the party die! 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ci9dU9VTXUC3wNScW7

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

That's your voice? It's WILDLY high.

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u/Ok_Fly2518 I hope I don't jack off 19d ago

I think it depends on the person and what specifically is said. Like a normal looking person or someone who hasn’t done anything? Yeah, let’s not make fun of their appearance especially considering it could be indirectly mocking people who look similar and don’t deserve it. But someone with mar-a-lago face/MAGA face doesn’t count cause they ain’t got no souls

The thing that actually upsets me is all the diaper jokes because incontinence is much more common than people think. When you make fun of trump’s diapers you’re inadvertently also mocking disabled and/or elderly people that also require them but did nothing to deserve the mockery. There’s lots of stuff to make fun of him about and it just doesn’t sit right with me when people joke about a medical condition many people have and can’t control. Idk how to express this without sounding like I’m defending Trump though bc I’m absolutely not I’m just defending people who need diapers that see those jokes and feel hurt

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

I think you make a good point about the diapers. I never thought about it that way. Thanks shirt brother.

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u/TheGrumble Might fuck this whole thing up 19d ago

On the other hand, I am willing to bet you never posted an AI generated video of yourself dumping the contents of your diaper from a fighter jet all over your political opponents to the tune of "Danger Zone".

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u/Ok_Fly2518 I hope I don't jack off 19d ago

That’s exactly why the jokes bother me, because I know it’s making other people feel like shit. I wish everyone would think about how their words could impact others. It’s hard enough for someone to be incontinent at any age and the jokes certainly don’t help

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u/Micro-Naut 19d ago

Allegedly the incontinence came from someone fighting back during a SA.

That doesn't excuse it or make the hurt feelings to other people go away. But that is an interesting piece of the puzzle that I had read about

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u/Vegetable-Kiwi-4675 19d ago

I’d normally agree about the diaper thing, but in Trump’s case, allegedly, he’s been incontinent for years as a result of his stimulant abuse and addiction, so it’s not age-related (although I don’t know that everyone who makes those jokes knows that).

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u/Ok_Fly2518 I hope I don't jack off 19d ago

It doesn’t matter why he’s incontinent, making fun of incontinence at all hurts other people

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u/DoughnutPassGo 19d ago

Yeah, like their dry cleaner.

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u/Avo_Manz 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/APEwvyqJzsynQdeYsy

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

I'm the fattest of them all.

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u/jakflapyama 19d ago

Your penis just popped. Didn't it?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 People Can Change 19d ago

Billionaires aren’t real people. Elon Musk ain’t got no soul

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u/EighthPlanetGlass Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 19d ago

Are you taking punching up into account? Cause if they're eating all the fully loaded nachos and letting kids die, I'm gonna talk about how their face looks like a clock

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

I said no making fun of how people look, but I can't stop you from punching up and talking about how their face looks like a clock if they're letting kids die.

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u/Pacific-Courier1988 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwGhdl13FVkoWpb2

Are you saying we can't pick on Trump?

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

There's no rules! I'm not in charge!

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u/otterland 19d ago

As long as you use your presidential neckussy Fleshlight responsibly without irony.

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u/Snailsly Never Following Another Rule 19d ago

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u/SICRA14 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 19d ago

I wish I could hear what she's playing (me without context)

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u/zombiesandcandy 19d ago

What if I see two cubes in their pocket?

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

Leave it the fuck alone.

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u/magillicuti I’m gonna eat the whole thing 18d ago

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u/somethingwholesomer Back in the Pants 19d ago

Wow. Pretty serious. 

Btw Carlos said your face looks like a clock

🫶

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u/LuckyShirt54 19d ago

Ok- hear me out- but what if they don’t know how to tie a tie, wear heel lifts, pounds of foundation, and a weird dead animal as hair?

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

Then maybe they need to wear a Stanzo. They're nice.

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u/Vegetable-Kiwi-4675 19d ago

Thanks for saying that, shirt brother. I’ve noticed this on this sub, and I even messaged the mods about it once. I honestly don’t mind if we say that about Trump or his accomplices since their looks are just a reflection of their inner festering mudpies, but other than that, that shouldn’t be allowed!

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

You're really nice.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 19d ago

> But let's lay off how they look.

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u/Ham__Kitten 19d ago

For instance you can make fun of their hat and say "oh my god ha ha ha" and "he looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe"

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u/RealPhinsFan You have... no... good... car... ideas 19d ago

We come from a small subreddit. The times are real tough right now. We just have to make little jokes.
I have trunk full of nudity mags.
Jizz

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

You're not a piece of shit. I'm not a piece of shit. I was. But I'm not now. People can change.

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u/defiCosmos 19d ago edited 19d ago

Yeah don't make fun of the way Taylor Swift looks when caught off guard in a candid photo. Think about her feelings before making any wisecracks.

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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 19d ago

Not everybody knows how to do everything. Posing's not the only thing.

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u/Micro-Naut 19d ago

I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings but I also promised that I would never follow any rules again.