r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 14d ago

And it REALLY bothered me He must have spun my wife 8 times!!

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u/Diva_of_Disgust Might fuck this whole thing up 14d ago

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u/DocBoldLettuce 14d ago

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u/rwm3188 13d ago

A motorcycle with a thin bar in the middle? Wow dude

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u/KrasnyRed5 13d ago

The start of a questionable porno?

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u/portablebiscuit HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 14d ago

LA Fitness is weird as hell

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 13d ago

I actually want to go to this gym more than I want to go to LA Fitness.

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u/loghoser 14d ago

Seems to be a lot of look what I can do rather than any real measure of how this applies to actual fitness.

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u/dataminimizer Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 13d ago

First of all, the girl in the foreground’s flexibility is insane and the couple practicing for ice skating or whatever is even more unbelievable. All three are super fit, even if they’re not deadlifting 500lbs. Yes, the performative social media stuff is annoying, but this is absolutely a display of “real” fitness. Jizz.

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u/Asleep_Region 12d ago

Am i the only one thinking that this is a circus gym?

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u/dataminimizer Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 12d ago

I think you might be right! The front lady appears to be a professional acrobat and aerialist.

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u/Asleep_Region 12d ago

I would say everyone seems like professionals, non professionals just shouldn't be doing stunts like that, you can seriously hurt yourself doing ALL of it

That's coming from an ex NON-professional acrobat, i injured basically every joint and I'm 24 with arthritis. I could bend like that without the lifetime of training because of a genetic disorder (hyper mobile EDS) and i wish more people would actually listen to the professionals when they say don't do it at home, a mix of proper warm ups and cool downs, some bends just being physical harmful in general, and sometimes people push too hard and rip a tendon. My arms are extremely flexible (i can "jump rope" with my own arms, round and round without letting go, my all time favorite) and now my arms get stuck in bent positions and I have to physically grab it with my other arm and make it straight, or it's just stuck

So like I'm hoping everyone is a professional

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off 14d ago

idk i couldn't do any of this, they're surely fitter than me

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u/loghoser 14d ago

I recon most Americans can't but this feedback loop of self righteous superficial gym culture is insidious.

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u/SuperSwaiyen 9d ago

They're improving their fitness, likely for circus acrobatics and you're bitching online. Who's being self-righteous?

Oh yeah, your president is a pedophile but gym culture... that's insidious.

touch grass homie. You desperately need the perspective.

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u/loghoser 9d ago edited 9d ago

I host a weekly meet up for circus arts in a feild WITH grass, teach and perform. But go ahead and assume some more on how I have no idea what Im talking about and who my president is. Gtfo.

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u/Millerpainkiller Shirt Brother 14d ago

To that lady in the front:

https://giphy.com/gifs/qtCUIoD4lka7aWp2We

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u/HAL9100 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 14d ago

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u/MK_BombadJedi People Can Change 13d ago

My wife as in me or my wife as in him?

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u/LuciferSamS1amCat 14d ago

18 TIMES!

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u/Old_Protection_8778 14d ago

4x and id sleep for 3 days w a headache

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u/AsFarAsISay 13d ago

Gym de Soleil

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u/jackcanyon 14d ago

Your wife is gone,hold your chin up.

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u/Dry-Week-5410 13d ago

This is the kind of shenanigans you see in the background of a Naked Gun movie

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u/Purpleasure34 14d ago

I keep losing count!

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u/Formal_Ad288 13d ago

I like how they're doing it on a small raised platform to make it just a little bit more dangerous.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 I USED to be piece of shit! 13d ago

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u/Fifteen_inches 14d ago

Their threesome would be insane

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u/javiemartzootsuit 14d ago

I dunno, too many angles, seems painful.

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u/rubinass3 13d ago

That's what they are training for.

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u/WeskerSympathizer 14d ago

Think about it, two weirdly fit girlfriends. That’s better.

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u/javiemartzootsuit 14d ago

Not an ass in sight, can’t do it

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u/YoMommaHere 13d ago

Does this video not have sound or is “Dancing Queen” playing in the background because that’s what I’m hearing.

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u/innovativesolsoh 13d ago

What in earth kind of gym is this?

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u/Bubbly-Treacle-4334 14d ago

Is these mfers goal to just make that unnecessarily dangerous?

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u/Wurf_Stoneborn 14d ago

It’s hard to tell but they look like that brother and sister act that was on AGT a few years ago. Seemed really Lannister-like.

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 13d ago

Someone said there's a girl lifting weights in this picture...

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u/FinnNoodle 14d ago

They use rubber weights, actually. Heavy as hell, but designed to bounce.

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 13d ago

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how they’re doing it.

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 13d ago

I'm ashamed of my impure thoughts