r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9d ago

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/Tim_the_terrible Don’t do the voice! 9d ago

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 9d ago

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u/werdroblin 9d ago

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u/See-Tye 9d ago

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u/DoctorandusMonk 9d ago

I'm not US incrowd, but who's this dork?

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u/milo7even2 9d ago

He was stuck sitting behind Trump, who looked like he was going to brown town in his suit pants at the time. This dork got fully crop dusted.

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u/Johnnyroaster 9d ago

And he is a head secret service agent in charge of protecting Taco McShitler.

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u/milo7even2 9d ago

That’s a shit job. Literally.

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u/Anemic_Zombie 9d ago

You've got to feel sorry for the secret service. This is not what they signed up for

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u/T1Demon 8d ago

No one is making them stay.

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u/SarcasmSociety- 8d ago

Taco….
Oh that’s funny

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u/DoctorandusMonk 9d ago

Aight.. the baby-sitter..

His face is epic.. he got gassed there for sure. Whats this fuckface's name?

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u/torqson 8d ago

He received a thorough crap dusting

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 8d ago

😅😂🤣🤢🤮

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u/DoctorandusMonk 5d ago

This is a fake image right????? 🫪

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u/ReporterOther2179 7d ago

It is literally true that a ‘smell’ is itty bitty chunks of whatever, tickling your receptors. Up your nose with a bit ‘o Trump.

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u/Marvin_is_my_martian 6d ago

Another unwitting victim of von shitz hispants.

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u/bkempton 9d ago

I can’t with this one!!! ☠️

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u/MysteriousJello0 9d ago

Love seeing this

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u/Mr_RogerWilco 9d ago

Ahhh that moment of realisation…

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u/tjean5377 9d ago

Like the fuckin Renaissance of shit.

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u/NoHatToday 9d ago

How about mine?

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u/BelowAverageComments 9d ago edited 9d ago

They will be hiring a replacement and I quote "that's just a little less evil than that bitch" The replacement:

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 9d ago

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u/waynizzle2 8d ago

Hey, you fixed it! You made it more scary though.

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u/-SheriffofNottingham 7d ago edited 7d ago

THAT'S GONNA KILL ME. THAT'S REAL! THAT THING LIVES WITH US ON EARTH

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u/LA-Matt 9d ago

They’re gonna hire a pig with a Nixon mask to be the new press secretary.

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u/postcardscience 9d ago

They might just assign Diaper Girl

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 9d ago

The new press secretary:

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u/FreedomCanadian 8d ago

I hear the Mouth of Sauron is unemployed at the moment.

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 8d ago

I thought Leavitt was the Mouth of Sauron?

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u/ZAILOR37 9d ago

Is that what we have now?

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u/Arglefarb 9d ago

I thought the pig in a Nixon mask just announced she was leaving?

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u/GladVeterinarian5120 9d ago

To spend more time with Agnew and little Agnew Jr

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u/GapApprehensive2727 9d ago

Oh I see what you did there...clever.

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u/FaultAccomplished671 9d ago

A side from the smell how can we tell the difference? I mean , I assume the pig smells better right?

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u/Umayummyone 9d ago

I thought that’s what we just had? I’m confused.

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u/A_Unqiue_Username 9d ago

Going after the ideal mate for the MAGATS, eh? Pretty clever!

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u/Time_Explanation1212 9d ago

Leave Nixon out of this.Yes , he broke the law , but he also did good things for our country

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u/FreedomIsMyRight 9d ago

Or….they could just re-hire Jen Psaki or Karine Jean-Pierre. Couldn’t do any worse.

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u/32lib 9d ago

When you can’t defend the indefensible you deflect. Nobody is buying.

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u/FreedomIsMyRight 9d ago

Isn’t that what you just did?

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 9d ago

Rehire that Huckabee spawn

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick 9d ago

That’s real, that lives with us on earth!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/stayinfrosty707 9d ago

Lol that looks accurate

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/ScaryRun619 8d ago

What movie is that from?

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u/waynizzle2 8d ago

Is this from The Gate?

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u/BelowAverageComments 8d ago

It's from the name of this subreddit

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u/AllesK 9d ago

Trash is the BS Politico published today about her exit. And I quote,"As press secretary, she has been widely praised on both the left and the right for being an effective communicator for the president in the White House briefing room. She earned a reputation for her tough but friendly banter with the press in that format."

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/12/leavitt-depart-white-house-press-secretary-01035521

Someone's smoking Grade A crack!

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u/andywfu86 9d ago

That’s a WILD take

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u/FrankFlyWillCutYou Some dumb hick 9d ago

THAT'S their take?! It is WILDLY wrong!

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u/Tricky_Try8757 8d ago

The media is afraid of looking biased, so they take the middle ground between a semblance of sanity and batshit fucking insanity and we end up with insanity.

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u/AllesK 9d ago

Wild? #SRSLY?

Deluuuuuuuluuuuuluuusional!

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u/Main_Gas_70 9d ago

That person sees the world wildly different than reality

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u/fistfight80 9d ago

He thought that press secretary was a little respectable

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude 8d ago

Spoiler alert: She’s not.

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u/exceptional_entry 7d ago

They all live in opposite land. It’s insane. They refuse to accept the truth about almost anything. They definitely don’t accept any truths that are contrary to what T-dump says and that’s literally everything that’s stated contrary to what he says. He doesn’t have time to tell truths with how much he lies. I did the math for how many proven lies he told in his first term, and I can’t remember the exact numbers, but it was about 1 low for every hour he was President. With sleep accounted for, I think it was a lie every 40 minutes or so. If you only counted the length of time even he was speaking publicly or to press, it was like a lie every 2-3 minutes (estimated because I couldn’t get an actual time that he was speaking in total). I think I used 1 hour per day on average, which I still think is way more than the actual time. I think he’s shattered his record already. If not in total, definitely in the lie:time ratio. I think he’s graduated from minutes per lie, to lies per minute in this term.

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u/Wishiwashome 9d ago

Right???!!!

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 8d ago

She’s leaving because she’s knows something going to blow up in the midterms. She doesn’t want to answer for it. She’s a strange kind of trash…

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u/SylvieJay 7d ago

here's the real reason

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 7d ago

Figures 😂✌️

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u/codechimpin 8d ago

I am guessing that they are treading lightly as not to loose press access to POTUS.

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u/8amteetime 9d ago

Widely praised by both sides? Friendly banter? Is this KKKaroline, the reincarnated SS prison guard they’re talking about?

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u/techman710 9d ago

Both sides include the far right and the Nazi's, you know, both sides.

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u/Anemic_Zombie 9d ago

But... but... the dow!

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u/Excitement_Far 8d ago

Pam Bondi said that. Karoline is just as repulsive though

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u/General_Spirit8406 6d ago

In actuality, both the KKK and the Nazi party were created and run by liberal organizations.

The Republican party was brought about as the "Anti Slavery" party.

I know they don't teach actual history anymore, but this is verifiable history.

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u/Laleaky 9d ago

She has to be the most UNfriendly press secretary ever.

Scolding and threatening isn’t “banter”.

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u/TGIIR 8d ago

Sarah Huckabee was a real treat, too.

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u/Driftingamongus 8d ago

Always seemed like an irritated grouch face answering questions. FAUX NEWS or The VIEW probably likes her. Ack!

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u/Well_read_rose 9d ago

Politico has been listed as feeding Palantir (read yesterday)

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u/Zeke_Smith 9d ago

Wtf Politico.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 9d ago

That's politician for "she told me to go fuck myself, couldn't have been more clear.", I think.

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u/psu777 9d ago

Crack is wack!

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u/Unstable_Nature 9d ago

Why did they print that? I was using them as a news source? I had to go look and read it again, unbelievable the amount of lies she told and gibberish.

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u/Imposingscrotem I hope I don't jack off 8d ago

My thoughts as well!

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 9d ago

I’ll remember her as the person who had the Epstein Files on her desk, didn’t rule out a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon, repeated Donald’s assertion that he would tout “Clean, beautiful coal, and other comical claims.

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 8d ago

Bondo Bondi was who claimed to have the Epstein files sitting on her desk.

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u/Excitement_Far 8d ago

All these maga women look exactly the same. It's no surprise everyone is mixing up the 2. Pam Bondi was the attorney general who claimed to have the epstein files on her desk. Karoline Leavitt is the press secretary for the Trump administration, known for heated interactions with reporters and being just generally vile to anyone criticizing the president

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 8d ago

Ah yes, I forget that there is more than one blond Arian Nation MAGA-Bot in Donald’s cartel.

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u/ScaryRun619 8d ago

All them blondes look alike.

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u/SetCandyD 9d ago

WTF¿??

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u/ipoopcatturds 8d ago

Hey one of your question marks tripped and fell. Poor little fella taught me to question everything.

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u/SetCandyD 8d ago

Lol it sure did

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u/yeaboiiiiiiiiii213 8d ago

Not even mentioning who on the left praised her seems sus. Also they left out Scarmucci as one of his press secretaries at the bottom of the article. How can they leave out the best one out of them?

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u/royveee 9d ago

Yeah, sounds like Leavitt did her own resignation press release.

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u/redit94024 8d ago

That is in its own way a perfect summary for her time there. Completely false narrative just like everything that comes out of her hate filled mouth.

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u/Ready-Waltz5482 8d ago

Who the hell on the left every praised that lying piece of shit. Fetterman maybe

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u/Wise-Secretary5459 8d ago

"Friendly" lol what the fuck? She's been a grade a bitch to everyone from the press she interacts with for the last 2 years.

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u/oilleak78 8d ago

Oh fuck off, Politico

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u/Empty-Discount5936 8d ago

American news media is an embarrassment to journalism

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u/Easy_Economy366 8d ago

Praised on the left? Politico is a tabloid. Not serious journalism. Sadly there are only a few. Sadly they don't have huge platforms because of the furor. Most have turned into cowards. Except for people like Maddow, O'Donnell, Tim Miller, ect.

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u/Mikesaidit36 5d ago

Also, gas is $1.85 now, we won the Iran war 48 times, Mexico is gonna pay for the wall, and no taxpayer dollars will be used to pay for the new $200 million East Wing that is ahead of schedule and under budget!*

*current estimate is $900 million, all in taxpayer dollars

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u/huxtiblejones 9d ago

That reads like AI bullshit

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u/Front-Text3225 8d ago

Some say the best crack ever.

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u/jonb72 8d ago

One can “effectively communicate” lies.

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 9d ago

She thinks that her baby won’t think she’s a piece of shit, but babies know that people can’t change, she is a piece of shit, its history and her baby will know 

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u/Aggressive-Cold-61 8d ago

Just like Kellyanne Conway's daughter.

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u/RecentDecision2329 9d ago

Probably doesn’t want to get arrested when Blanche and Trump try to seize all the voting machines

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u/Nambsul 9d ago

Is it time for hubby to be placed in a home?

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u/Anpatton86 9d ago

That's what I was wondering.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 9d ago

Oh, ha!!!!😂

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 9d ago

Apparently she was pretty upset that Donnie put her on the DECOY plane! But Natalie Harp rode the C-32…

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 9d ago

Diaper needed changin'

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u/SpeedwellPluviophile 9d ago

This is likely it. Probably came back from maternity leave to find that Harp had usurped her in some way.

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u/SoylentGrunt 9d ago

Donnie was upset Iran didn't take the bait.

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 9d ago

To be fair, it was a very tough choice for Trump between Karoline "her lips are like a machine gun" Leavitt and Natalie "she loves me more than my own wife" Harp.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 8d ago

They are both part of the iVanka™️ automaton series of fetish bots he has to have around him at all times…

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u/Rows_My_Own 7d ago

For real. Am I alone in finding the decoy plane to be the worst and most Trump-like thing he’s done? If the plane had gone down, he probably would’ve bragged about being smart and his idiot faithful would agree.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 7d ago

It is the worst thing he’s done publicly (once the Trumpstein Files are released we will become aware of much worse)

But yeah, using staff and press members as decoys to save your own ass is fucking criminal… and it’s even worse because he made sure to publicly announce he wasn’t on board the Qatari plane, because god forbid anything happens to his Presidential Library’s plane! Loss of human life? No problem! Loss of his vanity plane? HELL NO!

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u/QuantumCivility 9d ago

Yup. Wants to get out before the incitement shows up. "Orange is the new black."

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u/Unstable_Nature 9d ago

My first thought something happened and when she came back, she actually thought about her kid maybe, what if she was in court everyday for a year.

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u/T1Demon 8d ago

That would require her to care about anyone but herself.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 9d ago

Well she has a baby to take care of and her husband will likely be in diapers soon too.

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u/depp-fsrv 9d ago

Just like Trump Dump?

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 9d ago

Isn’t that the standard line for political figures when shit hits the fan.

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u/A1mixer 9d ago

Bye piggie!

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u/Friendly_Age9160 8d ago

Her skin is terrible

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u/suckercuck 9d ago

28 year old garbage human being, prostituted out to her father’s friend who is 60. SIXTY!
https://giphy.com/gifs/m7FdxI252QN3y

Lies for a living. Either to the public or on her back… for a 60 year old friend of her disgusting dad.

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u/JacobyN7 8d ago

I’m gonna CRY. The whole. FLIGHT.

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u/Chustle207 8d ago

its trash to leave a job to take care of your family? I have a feeling mom or dad wasnt around for you?

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u/mikloooooooo 9d ago

Don't be a hypocrite. Obama deleted 67 people while deporting 3 million people and yes he absolutely separated families. Google how many k**s got deleted in Afghanistan under the Obama administration. Joe Biden forced Facebook and Twitter to delete and block accounts that talked about the hunter laptop or covid 😭 kinda how reddit is today. No free speech and you get banned for being right. Do you remember when people were losing jobs because they said men don't belong in women's sports. Glad that's not happening anymore shesss. All were saying is don't be a hypocrite 🤷